MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] alisonisbeastGood: 45Bad: 1053 years ago

I was caught texting once too. She didn't grab my phone. She glared at me. Strange, we were in sex ed, talking about penis'. Love the FML relation, btw.

[ - ] LOL-LinkGood: 212Bad: 972 years, 7 months ago

(626): You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I. (412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. (773): Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal... (224): he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?" (MDT): http://mydrunktexts.com/ - For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone elses entertainment online. ------>>> http://mydrunktexts.com/

[ - ] LOLOLOLPWNEDGood: 7Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

WIN.

[ - ] IThinkIllGoToBostonGood: 241Bad: 143 years ago

Same thing happened to me. Makes sense since I don't have a penis.

[ - ] anonymoususerGood: 39Bad: 92 years, 10 months ago

lmao you made my day :)

[ - ] whattheheckisMLIAGood: 35Bad: 122 years, 9 months ago

AHAHA you made my week.

[ - ] SpeedyQuikGood: 43Bad: 82 years, 6 months ago

ahahaha you made me laugh

[ - ] baileysmilessGood: 22Bad: 512 years, 5 months ago

uhh i dont get it. can someone pleaseee explain it to me?!

[ - ] PeaceLoveSmile5Good: 22Bad: 122 years, 5 months ago

i think this was based off of something posted to FML a while ago. i remember reading one about the teacher actually mistaking a phone. haha

[ - ] simsloverGood: 39Bad: 162 years, 5 months ago

Yeah. I actually read it on the facebook group for FML. Ah, I hate FML. MLIA is soooo much better.

[ - ] sherbetlemonGood: 476Bad: 852 years, 5 months ago

Yes. Vote this good if you believe MLIA is better, vote bad if you think FML is better. We'll see who wins. Oh yeah, we'll see.

[ - ] oreoninjaGood: 26Bad: 122 years, 4 months ago

And here we see, MLIA is better. (: 129th good voter! O:

[ - ] zombiebrains323Good: 25Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

I like MLIA better, but is it really fair to have this poll ON MLIA?

[ - ] born2skivtGood: 2Bad: 162 years, 1 month ago

FML is better cause all the things in MLIA are made up and stupid...

[ - ] BigYeashGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

436th good voter!!

[ - ] WinterMoonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

457th voter :D

[ - ] CL2000Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

461st good voter :)

[ - ] xxxMissBeautifulxxxGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

463 good voterr!

[ - ] kittysunjGood: 19Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

OH! i was so confused as to why this was funny. i thought it might be related to a porno or something lol. thanks for clearing that up.

[ - ] guineapigninjaGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago

i still dont get it

[ - ] kittysunjGood: 6Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

The teacher thought a kids penis was his phone and grabed it. The kid posted the story on FML. The op then posted this story, saying his experience was average.

[ - ] BlubbernuggetsGood: 6Bad: 212 years, 3 months ago

neither do i, i think he was masturbating

[ - ] BlubbernuggetsGood: 7Bad: 212 years, 3 months ago

neither do i, i think he was masturbating

[ - ] BlubbernuggetsGood: 6Bad: 212 years, 3 months ago

neither do i, i think he was masturbating

[ - ] wingedfairiesGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

well hes obviously just saying hes glad the lady didnt grab his dick cuz it is in the sam general area.

[ - ] ToxicNachoGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

lol

[ - ] ilrak8Good: 11Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

*snicker* thanks for making my day

[ - ] MARKYTGPTGood: 6Bad: 82 years, 3 months ago

you must be a dickless wonder

[ - ] MoreaveragethanCheeriosGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

No way. Same here.

[ - ] pinkloebstaGood: 36Bad: 93 years ago

this is sheer genius shit right here

[ - ] Twilightlvr999Good: 26Bad: 3743 years ago

So average and good use of using "the private word." LOL, I'm just joking, so you better not use it again!!!

[ - ] RiceInMyBoyGood: 59Bad: 192 years, 5 months ago

I badded this comment just for your freakin username. Nice use of the exclusion of letters followed by a pattern of repeated numbers. Sooooo original.

[ - ] FoodieGood: 30Bad: 122 years, 5 months ago

Ha I did too. Seriously, why is there a Twilight fan on MLIA? Shoo.

[ - ] lindsayiscoolfulGood: 16Bad: 82 years, 5 months ago

i know right!

[ - ] jumpingrooftopsGood: 12Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

You took the words right out of my mouth

[ - ] twitchy678Good: 13Bad: 262 years, 3 months ago

avada kedabra!

[ - ] kjwhelanGood: 5Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] passion4purple1995Good: 4Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

same

[ - ] kipper101Good: 7Bad: 42 years, 4 months ago

me too. love how the people who clicked bad have the awesome names like riceinmyboy and foodie ha

[ - ] BigYeashGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

i badded - twilight fails, but if the world DOES end in 2012, they and miley cyrus are going down with it

[ - ] dude1818Good: 8Bad: 272 years, 3 months ago

Just because you like Twilight doesn't mean that you're stupid. There is a correlation, but it doesn't have to you're stupid. And since your here and not at MLIT, that's bonus points for you, Twilightlvr999.

[ - ] rumbleroar_pigfartsGood: 8Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

i badded you because it does mean you are stupid :)

[ - ] LilmizzSarcazticGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I think your right cuz i like Harry Potter and Twilight and only realized how many ppl hate twilight after i started reading harry pottter and thinking its better than twilight

[ - ] coribeeGood: 6Bad: 162 years, 2 months ago

I'm sorry, but all you who clicked bad just because of their username are about ten times worse in my book. I have to live with sister who adores twilight, at least she isn't immature like this.

[ - ] flikkunGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

I gave it a good just because everyone else gave it bad. Go, my contrary half!! :D

[ - ] elleessGood: 11Bad: 63 years ago

Wonderful. Thanks for that

[ - ] ashleythenotGood: 55Bad: 33 years ago

Hilarious. Really. I laughed out loud for the FML reference.

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 32Bad: 42 years, 9 months ago

ME TOO!! i saw it and immediately thought of FML.

[ - ] BigYeashGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

fml is just this only for bad things - go on intimate, its hilarious

[ - ] imyourmassaGood: 3Bad: 552 years, 7 months ago

lold too cuz dat

[ - ] gavinbrashGood: 19Bad: 773 years ago

FML Win.

[ - ] kipper101Good: 12Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago

then go back to fml

[ - ] jumpingrooftopsGood: 13Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

Why are you on MLIA if you think FML is so great??

[ - ] unAboveAverageGood: 12Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

Shoo fmler.

[ - ] totalextrovert16Good: 44Bad: 43 years ago

nice reference to fml. just shows how little a life i have seeing as i understood it.

[ - ] shma612Good: 9Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

good im not the only one!

[ - ] SkysTheL1m1tGood: 10Bad: 43 years ago

ahahahaha i LOVE the reference. good call.

[ - ] JanePotterGood: 7Bad: 83 years ago

LOVE IT

[ - ] adamsonGood: 13Bad: 43 years ago

This is the greatest one so far :) I love the allusion :D

[ - ] be4mylifefliesbyGood: 7Bad: 03 years ago

best one on the site. and i agree with totalextrovert16

[ - ] tapdancer962Good: 12Bad: 12 years, 12 months ago

OMG! hahaha! i love it! and i totally get it.... strange that we all read the same thing on FML! just shows how popular FML was!

[ - ] fmylifeparodyGood: 4Bad: 392 years, 11 months ago

it's still popular

[ - ] imyourmassaGood: 5Bad: 172 years, 7 months ago

ya! WAS!!!! ppl rite random stuff and get paid all untrue!

[ - ] captchaGood: 8Bad: 142 years, 12 months ago

haha fml i get this :(

[ - ] kuhhlaireGood: 6Bad: 122 years, 11 months ago

lol fml! aha good one

[ - ] broadwaybbyGood: 6Bad: 232 years, 11 months ago

Wow. FML has really gotten popular!

[ - ] anonymoususerGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 10 months ago

it has, and im sure you only came to this website because you liked fml so much :)

[ - ] kipper101Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

then go back to fml

[ - ] anniiebGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 11 months ago

Hahahahahaahahahaha:)

[ - ] joesnatcherGood: 9Bad: 122 years, 11 months ago

I usually don't laugh at MLIAs but this one is funny

[ - ] kipper101Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

..and the other thousands aren't? /:l

[ - ] DanicaGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

good call. nice reference, too. =D

[ - ] heyjesusGood: 76Bad: 42 years, 11 months ago

Next time that happens, right before she grabs your phone you should shout, "dont grab my penis!!" It wouldn't be average, but it would be pretty funny.

[ - ] DrugmothGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

ROFL!

[ - ] wittyGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 10 months ago

That would be epic. ;D

[ - ] spongepeopleGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 9 months ago

lol

[ - ] celesteypooGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

Hahaha nice (:

[ - ] carr7192Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

lol i loved that FML but i love this even better xD

[ - ] TheAverageDayGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 11 months ago

epic lolz

[ - ] bopGood: 54Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

Woow........ We all got the fml reference...... so we have no lives apparently... F Our Lives

[ - ] ijk123Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

agreed

[ - ] saraaakateeeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

yes XD whooo

[ - ] WowLifeIsAverageGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

haha so true

[ - ] mrsriandawsonGood: 12Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

no, our lives are just THAT average

[ - ] 9876543211Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

hahaha that FML made my day. And so did this MLIA(:

[ - ] kierstenholderGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 11 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This made my day. Wow, my life really is average..

[ - ] cheskaGood: 26Bad: 12 years, 10 months ago

I hate so much that I got the reference to FML lmfao

[ - ] myrustyhaloGood: 1Bad: 102 years, 10 months ago

Go FML, right? ROTFL.

[ - ] pinkstar023Good: 3Bad: 92 years, 10 months ago

omg! thats my favourite FML ever! you rock!!!

[ - ] cece0757Good: 3Bad: 22 years, 9 months ago

lol this is my 2nd fave joke keep sayin jokes on here! = D

[ - ] the1mean7seventeenGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

wow. my life is sad because i got the fml reference. ahah but it is funny.

[ - ] Sou-LovelessGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

The fact that i got the reference proves i have no life, but this MLIA one made me laugh...

[ - ] saerbearGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 9 months ago

Awesome FML reference!!!

[ - ] jjune4991Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

I'm really glad I know the reference!

[ - ] mblaurieGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 9 months ago

Haha I love fml and I love that I got that reference

[ - ] LuhlexiGood: 1Bad: 192 years, 9 months ago

HAHAHA IM A GIRL I HAVE NO PENIS.

[ - ] sherrythedancerGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

ahaha im thats great!

[ - ] 16274692Good: 15Bad: 22 years, 9 months ago

I feel deeply sorry for the people who read this before they read the original FML.

[ - ] HockeyChikGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing.

[ - ] LoveDrunkkGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

I'm suprised so many of us understand it

[ - ] ViolasAreBetterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago

Thank you for your concern.

[ - ] tkdblackbeltGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I am glad that you feel sorry for people like me.

[ - ] laurasheppGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I didn't get the reference, but that just made ten times more hilarious, actually.

[ - ] delightfullyaverageGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 9 months ago

run away with me?

[ - ] SmalldudeGood: 20Bad: 12 years, 9 months ago

I laughed at it... but now im sad... reminded me of my FML days, but now im clean and havent FML'd in over 3 months

[ - ] krazy666Good: 1Bad: 142 years, 9 months ago

LMAO DUDE I READ THT ONE ON FML!

[ - ] magggieeGood: 1Bad: 72 years, 9 months ago

LMAO! read this on FML (: hahhaha madee my day

[ - ] EdzinkiGood: 13Bad: 22 years, 9 months ago

wow, a couple weeks ago I read this MLIA and was like, what the? that makes no sense! of course she didn't grab your penis! Then today I went on FML cuz I was really bored and saw the story about this. I haven't been this excited in months!

[ - ] Cha3st3r3Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 9 months ago

loved the fml reference haha

[ - ] AnnieAtTheDiscoGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 8 months ago

ahahaha wasn't that one on FML? well you know what, good thing she didn't ha

[ - ] MLIAtothemaxGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 8 months ago

same thing happened to me, what a small world

[ - ] Hopee1234Good: 0Bad: 292 years, 8 months ago

Somebody can grab my penis wanna?

[ - ] HyphGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

The amount of comments here applauding the reference proves that we are all truly average for getting it, i love it.

[ - ] lovelight30Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

I can't believe I got the reference. That's hilarious.

[ - ] UrdollfaceGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

im one of the losers who didnt read the original fml reference. i dont get it. haha

[ - ] MooquackGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Same here...

[ - ] BananaSomethingGood: 1Bad: 112 years, 8 months ago

HAHAHAHAAHHAA OMGG, THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNNYYY. the fml about this made me laugh just as hard though. :P

[ - ] MrTaquitoGood: 26Bad: 32 years, 8 months ago

What's FML?

[ - ] lexxayxGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 8 months ago

lmao i love you !

[ - ] lovelygirlGood: 0Bad: 152 years, 8 months ago

actually this is pretty gross y would ur fin teacher do summtin like that think!!

[ - ] stefdGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

I would so scream 'Don't grab my Penis!!' If I got caught. I'm a girl :D

[ - ] CarlyLovelyGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 8 months ago

Hahaha MLIA > FML!

[ - ] RudebwoiGood: 0Bad: 152 years, 7 months ago

Someone grabbed my penis - http://tiny.cc/MyLifeIsSexy

[ - ] NickBGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

LMAO That was so freaking funny

[ - ] emzirlycoutureeeGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

Uhmmm marry me?

[ - ] GabeSaportaGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

Lmfao, FML. xD You are kickass, I love you. :D

[ - ] jackiewackieGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

FML...love itt. lmaoo.

[ - ] StarmanGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

It's fun to make fun of FML.

[ - ] fluffluver9711Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

hehe

[ - ] 4evaCaRaMeLfRaPsGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

what is FML please reply because i feel very left out

[ - ] franticfalloutGood: 8Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

a stupid site which makes us feel very disturbed. fmylife.com after finding MLIA, i didnt feel the need to go FML anymore. :>

[ - ] smileitsbubblesGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

lol. :)

[ - ] acfabregatGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

neither will any other woman

[ - ] adamluverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

fml sucks. but i did notice the reference though. lol

[ - ] StarmanGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

I like FML, it makes me feel better about myself

[ - ] joescolonGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

Someone recorded this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCaLZvoLF_U

[ - ] RentaninjaGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

Scientifically proven fact: People come to MLIA from FML, then they decide FML sucks.

[ - ] lisssuhhxGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

hahaha fml (:

[ - ] AshLee8909Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

Ballin'! xP

[ - ] cocopuffsgirlGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

confused. can someone post the link to fml?

[ - ] yoflomoGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago

yeah please if anyone has the link to that fml cuz i dont get it.

[ - ] cupcakedessieGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 7 months ago

i dont get it.

[ - ] soccerskillzGood: 0Bad: 82 years, 7 months ago

CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!! http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2264521/who_will_win_the_2009_world_series.html?cat=9 GO read my aricles!! Theres alot to learn!

[ - ] SplooshGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

FML is fail. MLIA, What a win. Like they say.... MLIA > FML Stop failing :D

[ - ] XXXbabeXXXGood: 1Bad: 112 years, 7 months ago

ohhh i wish i did XXXX :p C8i lick your dick

[ - ] XXXbabeXXXGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 7 months ago

www.fmylife.com is where this is from btw

[ - ] horselover1826Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

hahah thats just made my day thank you :D :D :D

[ - ] OhHapppyDay223Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

ooohhhh!!!! after i read all the other comments.. i realize y i ddnt get it... ur funny

[ - ] themonkey12Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 6 months ago

WTF does this mean!?

[ - ] hellogoodbye123hottieGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 6 months ago

lol ! that is really funny shit right there !

[ - ] xokay609Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

lmao. Makes sense. Thats pretty normal.

[ - ] laurilGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

amazing

[ - ] FalcoPWNchGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

LOLOL just found this site and am already loving it. xD MLIA > FML

[ - ] xopink03xoGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

i dont get it, what is the reference from FML? haha.

[ - ] mellyBearGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 6 months ago

ROFL. SWEET xDD

[ - ] BeanoGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

AHAHA

[ - ] drewma12Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

why was it out I wonder

[ - ] narikinzGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

here is the link ;; http://www.fmylife.com/search/result?texte=4b142bcf4ac5a&article=1&from=top

[ - ] kjwhelanGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Finally! Thanks :) For those few of us who don't read FML, apparently.

[ - ] sammie2349Good: 0Bad: 42 years, 5 months ago

that dosent even make sense...

[ - ] iLikeWagonsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

am i the only one who didn't get the FML reference? hahah. but this was funny! (:

[ - ] mliaobsessed12Good: 1Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

That's just gross. Wanting your teacher to touch your uh, um.. UHHHHH. Yeah.

[ - ] ilrak8Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

its an FML reference look at crazyoldquy3's comment below

[ - ] TheWaysOnWhichIwasRaisedGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Same thing happened to me! Then again, I am a human of the female type so I don't exactly *have* a penis.

[ - ] MoreaveragethanCheeriosGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

What did you borrow it? Wait to make yourself sound dumb.

[ - ] addieGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

What do you want her to wait for?

[ - ] Beckers0507Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I dont get it.

[ - ] crazyoldguy3Good: 9Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML" for those of u who don't get it. taken from fmylife.com

[ - ] Laura053326Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

exactly.

[ - ] lifeislifeGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

This is a true My Life Is AVERAGE. Emphasis on the "average", in case you didn't catch that.

[ - ] AverageTwinsGood: 0Bad: 122 years, 5 months ago

stupid.

[ - ] Emmysaur_likes_uGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

my very fav MLIA; before the NewFags came.

[ - ] irapehellokittyGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

THIS MADE ME LOL.

[ - ] GaarasGourdGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/491767

[ - ] miramira95Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

this made me chuckle

[ - ] GuitarIsWickedGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755

[ - ] PowergannonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I don't get it.

[ - ] _1999kabMLIA_Good: 0Bad: 82 years, 4 months ago

This is gay not even funny a bit, ur mind is wrong.

[ - ] midwaythroughGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago

i'm very confused to what the hell you are talking about in this mlia. did he grab your penis and not your phone? next time make sure you be more specific!!!

[ - ] MaggishlyHyperGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

Reading all the other comments would help you understand. Next time make sure you read them!!!

[ - ] MooquackGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

It said "She didn't grab my penis." What the hell are YOU talking about?

[ - ] emily_the_averageGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

It's female

[ - ] xxgoingbananazxxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

i dont get it.

[ - ] xxgoingbananazxxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

never mind

[ - ] Laura053326Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

to all the ppl saying that they don't get it, it's because there was an FML where the teacher grabbed his penis instead of his phone.

[ - ] Cassidy1495Good: 0Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

This deserves a meh... it's not even funny. Is he supposed to be disappointed or something?

[ - ] JennywithaferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Your just wierd. I found it funny. -__-

[ - ] SarahLuvsMLIAGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

This happened to my friend twice. She was a girl, so no penis although she put her phone in her bra. The teacher grabbed one of her boobs, second time she grabbed the phone but was fired.

[ - ] MooquackGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

She WAS a girl?

[ - ] taylordikeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

DUDE!

[ - ] killer_gerbilsGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

I AM SO CONFUSED... i dont get why this is funny.... i mean- i should hope she didnt grab your penis...

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

It's an FML referance from a while ago.

[ - ] guineapigninjaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

ya but still...

[ - ] andrialynnGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

teacher at my school did that, but lets just say he didnt grab the phone. and that kid was not happy.

[ - ] yakamushGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

hahaha woow perverted teacher

[ - ] MooquackGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Lolz!!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I hate you.

[ - ] kaylaKilledFMLGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

a fml was posted where the teacher grabbed the kids penis, so this person has turned it around

[ - ] Firestar555Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

After reading the rest of the commints, i think i understand. Oh, and did you get your phone back?

[ - ] spocksgirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

haha, why isn't MLIA like this all the time?

[ - ] music_is_life7Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

haha I saw that FML too.

[ - ] RSTLLGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My math teacher did that, except he grabbed the guys penis, but the most perverted thing is, he was smiling creepily, and didn't let go until someone slapped him in the head so hard it knocked his glasses off.

[ - ] lex1028Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

that is way messed up!!! what a creep.

[ - ] lex1028Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

win!

[ - ] markloveslampGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Probably one of the more clever MLIA's on here.

[ - ] raaaaachelGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Hahahaha you posted this 4 days and 20 hours ago :)

[ - ] limekatie10Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Lol I guess that's a good thing??

[ - ] epicmcepicpantsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

dude, why would she grab your penis?

[ - ] kchoat12Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

urlia.

[ - ] soccergoddess3Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

This is so dumb...of course she didn't you idiot...plus you are peverted!!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

It's a rip off of an FML post.

[ - ] TheDibbly88Good: 0Bad: 02 years ago

oh snap!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

This is my favourite posts ever.

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