Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.
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WIN.
Same thing happened to me.
Makes sense since I don't have a penis.
lmao you made my day :)
AHAHA
you made my week.
ahahaha you made me laugh
i think this was based off of something posted to FML a while ago. i remember reading one about the teacher actually mistaking a phone. haha
Yeah. I actually read it on the facebook group for FML. Ah, I hate FML. MLIA is soooo much better.
Yes. Vote this good if you believe MLIA is better, vote bad if you think FML is better. We'll see who wins. Oh yeah, we'll see.
And here we see, MLIA is better. (:
129th good voter! O:
I like MLIA better, but is it really fair to have this poll ON MLIA?
OH! i was so confused as to why this was funny. i thought it might be related to a porno or something lol. thanks for clearing that up.
i still dont get it
The teacher thought a kids penis was his phone and grabed it. The kid posted the story on FML. The op then posted this story, saying his experience was average.
neither do i, i think he was masturbating
neither do i, i think he was masturbating
neither do i, i think he was masturbating
*snicker* thanks for making my day
you must be a dickless wonder
No way. Same here.
this is sheer genius shit right here
I badded this comment just for your freakin username. Nice use of the exclusion of letters followed by a pattern of repeated numbers. Sooooo original.
Ha I did too. Seriously, why is there a Twilight fan on MLIA? Shoo.
i know right!
You took the words right out of my mouth
Me too.
same
me too. love how the people who clicked bad have the awesome names like riceinmyboy and foodie ha
Just because you like Twilight doesn't mean that you're stupid. There is a correlation, but it doesn't have to you're stupid. And since your here and not at MLIT, that's bonus points for you, Twilightlvr999.
Wonderful. Thanks for that
Hilarious.
Really. I laughed out loud for the FML reference.
ME TOO!! i saw it and immediately thought of FML.
then go back to fml
Why are you on MLIA if you think FML is so great??
Shoo fmler.
nice reference to fml. just shows how little a life i have seeing as i understood it.
good im not the only one!
ahahahaha i LOVE the reference. good call.
LOVE IT
This is the greatest one so far :)
I love the allusion :D
best one on the site. and i agree with totalextrovert16
OMG! hahaha! i love it! and i totally get it....
strange that we all read the same thing on FML! just shows how popular FML was!
it has, and im sure you only came to this website because you liked fml so much :)
then go back to fml
Hahahahahaahahahaha:)
I usually don't laugh at MLIAs but this one is funny
..and the other thousands aren't? /:l
good call. nice reference, too. =D
Next time that happens, right before she grabs your phone you should shout, "dont grab my penis!!" It wouldn't be average, but it would be pretty funny.
ROFL!
That would be epic. ;D
lol
Hahaha nice (:
lol i loved that FML but i love this even better xD
epic lolz
Woow........ We all got the fml reference...... so we have no lives apparently... F Our Lives
agreed
yes XD
whooo
haha so true
no, our lives are just THAT average
hahaha that FML made my day. And so did this MLIA(:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This made my day.
Wow, my life really is average..
I hate so much that I got the reference to FML lmfao
lol this is my 2nd fave joke keep sayin jokes on here! = D
wow. my life is sad because i got the fml reference.
ahah but it is funny.
The fact that i got the reference proves i have no life, but this MLIA one made me laugh...
Awesome FML reference!!!
I'm really glad I know the reference!
Haha I love fml and I love that I got that reference
ahaha im thats great!
I feel deeply sorry for the people who read this before they read the original FML.
Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing.
I'm suprised so many of us understand it
Thank you for your concern.
I am glad that you feel sorry for people like me.
I didn't get the reference, but that just made ten times more hilarious, actually.
run away with me?
I laughed at it... but now im sad... reminded me of my FML days, but now im clean and havent FML'd in over 3 months
wow, a couple weeks ago I read this MLIA and was like, what the? that makes no sense! of course she didn't grab your penis!
Then today I went on FML cuz I was really bored and saw the story about this. I haven't been this excited in months!
loved the fml reference haha
same thing happened to me, what a small world
The amount of comments here applauding the reference proves that we are all truly average for getting it, i love it.
I can't believe I got the reference. That's hilarious.
im one of the losers who didnt read the original fml reference. i dont get it. haha
Same here...
What's FML?
lmao i love you !
I would so scream 'Don't grab my Penis!!' If I got caught. I'm a girl :D
Hahaha MLIA > FML!
LMAO That was so freaking funny
Uhmmm marry me?
Lmfao, FML. xD
You are kickass, I love you. :D
FML...love itt. lmaoo.
It's fun to make fun of FML.
hehe
what is FML please reply because i feel very left out
a stupid site which makes us feel very disturbed. fmylife.com
after finding MLIA, i didnt feel the need to go FML anymore. :>
lol. :)
neither will any other woman
fml sucks. but i did notice the reference though. lol
I like FML, it makes me feel better about myself
Someone recorded this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCaLZvoLF_U
Scientifically proven fact: People come to MLIA from FML, then they decide FML sucks.
hahaha fml (:
Ballin'! xP
confused.
can someone post the link to fml?
yeah please if anyone has the link to that fml cuz i dont get it.
i dont get it.
FML is fail.
MLIA, What a win.
Like they say.... MLIA > FML
Stop failing :D
www.fmylife.com is where this is from btw
hahah thats just made my day thank you :D :D :D
ooohhhh!!!! after i read all the other comments.. i realize y i ddnt get it... ur funny
WTF does this mean!?
lol !
that is really funny shit right there !
lmao.
Makes sense. Thats pretty normal.
amazing
LOLOL just found this site and am already loving it. xD
MLIA > FML
i dont get it, what is the reference from FML? haha.
ROFL. SWEET xDD
AHAHA
why was it out I wonder
here is the link ;; http://www.fmylife.com/search/result?texte=4b142bcf4ac5a&article=1&from=top
Finally! Thanks :) For those few of us who don't read FML, apparently.
am i the only one who didn't get the FML reference? hahah. but this was funny! (:
its an FML reference look at crazyoldquy3's comment below
Same thing happened to me! Then again, I am a human of the female type so I don't exactly *have* a penis.
What did you borrow it? Wait to make yourself sound dumb.
What do you want her to wait for?
I dont get it.
"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML"
for those of u who don't get it. taken from fmylife.com
exactly.
This is a true My Life Is AVERAGE. Emphasis on the "average", in case you didn't catch that.
my very fav MLIA; before the NewFags came.
THIS MADE ME LOL.
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/491767
this made me chuckle
MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755
I don't get it.
Reading all the other comments would help you understand. Next time make sure you read them!!!
It said "She didn't grab my penis." What the hell are YOU talking about?
i dont get it.
never mind
to all the ppl saying that they don't get it, it's because there was an FML where the teacher grabbed his penis instead of his phone.
This deserves a meh... it's not even funny. Is he supposed to be disappointed or something?
Your just wierd. I found it funny. -__-
This happened to my friend twice. She was a girl, so no penis although she put her phone in her bra. The teacher grabbed one of her boobs, second time she grabbed the phone but was fired.
She WAS a girl?
DUDE!
I AM SO CONFUSED... i dont get why this is funny.... i mean- i should hope she didnt grab your penis...
It's an FML referance from a while ago.
ya but still...
teacher at my school did that, but lets just say he didnt grab the phone. and that kid was not happy.
hahaha woow perverted teacher
Lolz!!
I hate you.
a fml was posted where the teacher grabbed the kids penis, so this person has turned it around
After reading the rest of the commints, i think i understand. Oh, and did you get your phone back?
haha, why isn't MLIA like this all the time?
haha I saw that FML too.
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