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Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.
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southpaw097 Good: 9 Bad: 3 10 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
you should have tried tag.
 
AGayles12 Good: 11 Bad: 4 9 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i tried that, it doesnt work either
 
Xactor201 Good: 2 Bad: 67 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
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rebo2130 Good: 33 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
today, my boyfriend wore Axe body spray. i tackled him.
 
Cookiemonster978 Good: 0 Bad: 4 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wHaT?WhY uR gIvInG InTo Ur mAn
 
gbowlgirl Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
good. that crap doesnt work
 
Cookiemonster978 Good: 1 Bad: 2 3 weeks, 5 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awweee muffin its okay!
 
rosensamj Good: 2 Bad: 103 10 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YEA TAG GETS GIRLS. NOT THAT AXE SH*T. TAG IS THE MAN! TAG RULESS!!!!
 
softballchick1313 Good: 8 Bad: 5 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Actually, I much prefer axe....
 
bagofcheese Good: 78 Bad: 6 10 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But did you look like a piece of chocolate? Thats the thing that gets girls going
 
Cookiemonster978 Good: 2 Bad: 2 3 weeks, 5 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lol it does............so does straw berry floved dum dum works like a charm ;)
 
CaptainColon Good: 7 Bad: 4 10 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A common lament.
 
ellie Good: 7 Bad: 26 9 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i would of
 
themoonisfallin Good: 32 Bad: 3 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I would HAVE
 
eastside-samurai Good: 1 Bad: 27 9 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think you didnt get tackled because i think thats tag axe the girls just smell u sexually
 
thecandyswiper Good: 3 Bad: 9 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wasn't there an Axe commercial where the family was having a Christmas get together with the family and the guy's girlfriend, and she jumped on him?
 
abuser Good: 18 Bad: 5 8 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Everything I know is a lie. Did you at least try to get the attention of a women's football team?
 
ilovejuice Good: 14 Bad: 6 7 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
if i smelled you i would have
 
mjbgirl6192 Good: 5 Bad: 6 7 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
aww
 
soccertwin Good: 2 Bad: 64 7 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
you must be kinda ugly then cuz i get tackeld all the time
 
Rhethion Good: 21 Bad: 5 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Perhapse if you are a football player.. And definitely not by women
 
Cookiemonster978 Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol i know right
 
delightfullyaverage Good: 14 Bad: 2 7 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it will happen. next time wear a sign that tells people your wearing axe! i would watch that!
 
panicgirl18 Good: 2 Bad: 2 6 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thats a shame...
 
spaznmk Good: 13 Bad: 12 6 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
stuff is nasty. thats why you werent tackled sir.
 
which1spink9 Good: 12 Bad: 10 5 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Seriously, is there a single woman in the world who isn't disgusted by that stuff? I know I sure am...
 
redblanket Good: 4 Bad: 10 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That stuff is gross! I hate it when it gets sprayed in public places!
 
whattheheckisMLIA Good: 7 Bad: 9 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am. Mah bro wears it and whenever he sprays it everywhere to annoy me, I'm like "Put that shit away!"
 
thatswhatshesaid1 Good: 12 Bad: 13 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm a girl and axe STINKS!! sorry but it does not smell good...=PP
 
Malst Good: 20 Bad: 7 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thats funny because i wore axe and was tackled by 3 women
 
SetsunaSeiei Good: 3 Bad: 8 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You have to get Tag my friend. Tag
 
idkmabffJill Good: 13 Bad: 5 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Aw...I would tackle you. I like the smell of Axe, and Old Spice!
 
GingerBookworm Good: 4 Bad: 10 5 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm not surprised, that stuff smells horrible.
 
xmeghanx Good: 13 Bad: 3 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ha, that happened to a friend of mine. he was pretty mad when he didnt turn into chocolate FALSE ADVERTIZEMENT!
 
marshmallowfreak Good: 8 Bad: 7 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
we should have a vote on how many women think axe is absolutely DISGUSTING if majority hates it, we should put them out of buisness
 
ClaireGibbs Good: 3 Bad: 3 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awww... youll get there one day hunnie...
 
Lionkingbabe Good: 2 Bad: 5 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I would have tackled you ;) Axe is amazing but Old Spice is even more amazzing!!
 
Rhethion Good: 5 Bad: 6 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I wear old spice.. Thank you
 
Nathan5370 Good: 9 Bad: 2 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hahaha were u tackled by any guys? lols
 
sweetrose07 Good: 3 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I would have if it was the blue kind
 
mikemonk25 Good: 7 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i use axe shampoo and NO girls tackle my head
 
MLAvsFML Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol the girls tackle your head with the shampoo, if your already using it, then they think your doing a good job. XD
 
GabeSaporta Good: 3 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
if you wore Old Spice, I would tackle you. :D
 
invoke-riot Good: 8 Bad: 2 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Axe is called Lynx in australia... jus thought id let you know.
 
emmajen Good: 2 Bad: 4 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
_> *tackles* :3
 
WOWIER2 Good: 1 Bad: 3 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
try again
 
Victoriasimage18 Good: 1 Bad: 4 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm a girl, and me and all my friends love the smell:) We wouldn't wear it, but it does smell amazing (to me).
 
elemenopee24 Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha, i don't wear it, but I spray it in my room. :)
 
allysonia Good: 5 Bad: 3 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
no, that's because axe is thee single most revolting smell in the entire earth.
 
orboknown Good: 5 Bad: 3 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i like axe. if i wasn't a guy id tackle people who wear axe( axe haters beware ill tackle u to)
 
mylifeiswacko Good: 3 Bad: 1 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awwwe what a shame :( Coming from a girl, I have never takled any axe wearers, but maybe u sprayed too much and smelled like a skunk
 
incomeflamesclairity Good: 0 Bad: 5 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
additas ftw!
 
anothravrgepersn Good: 5 Bad: 1 4 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I would of tackled you XD.
 
thankyouverymuch Good: 3 Bad: 16 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
maybe your just not that hot....sorry
 
MaddieGeorgia Good: 5 Bad: 1 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
just send me your address, and wear axe on the first of november see you soon ;)
 
countrygirl15 Good: 5 Bad: 1 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i completely would have tackled you ;)
 
meesch Good: 4 Bad: 1 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
you did not get tackled because axe smells like crap!!!
 
xokay609 Good: 0 Bad: 2 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bummer.
 
edfreeman Good: 3 Bad: 1 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hm. was ur hair wet? cuz that always works. ur hair must be wet.
 
uberflute Good: 2 Bad: 0 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i totally would've tackled u. i have to refrain myself from tackling guys who r wearing axe. ;)
 
fieldhockeyace9 Good: 1 Bad: 0 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bummer for you
 
kferg Good: 2 Bad: 1 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
aw man, these were the days of the good MLIA. wish we could get back to this.
 
itis633pmandishouldbedoingmyhw Good: 2 Bad: 5 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
bucksbunny Good: 4 Bad: 3 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fyi... women hate axe...axe is for teenage boys who just started puberty
 
Rhethion Good: 2 Bad: 2 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't know how many of my friends I've tried to tell that to.. I'm glad somebody gets me.
 
snowred Good: 2 Bad: 0 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
my brother sprays my room with it when he's pissed at me... I'll just leave it at that.
 
VaniIIa Good: 2 Bad: 0 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I wouldhave tackled...
 
SIGM Good: 0 Bad: 2 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
really! axe is loooovly..
 
cocopuffcrazi Good: 6 Bad: 0 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I tried that but instead of cute girl attacking me my dog jumped me and started humping me... i can't look at him the same way again..
 
Rhethion Good: 4 Bad: 1 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And there you have it!! Axe was meant not to attract women, but instead was meant for dogs.. That explains the horrid smell
 
SFidgeon Good: 3 Bad: 1 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Here, in Ireland, Axe is called Lynx, but it it's still supposed to have the same effect. I put it on everyday only to be disappointed...
 
sparklecity Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha! funny. i like the smell and im a girl. my brother wears it all the time haha...
 
MyLIAsometimes Good: 0 Bad: 2 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i'm sorry
 
relentless Good: 0 Bad: 2 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like axe's smell :(
 
kingdomxoblivionx Good: 2 Bad: 4 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I love Axe <3 I wear it all the time.
 
twilightisjustbad Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
SMURf
 
omgitsgreen Good: 0 Bad: 3 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Depends on what smell of Axe you were wearing. It's all about the type. :)
 
JamieXoXo1 Good: 1 Bad: 3 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this is beacuse it was not chocolate axe. mmmmmm i love me, my choclate axe
 
elmarohn Good: 3 Bad: 1 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Axe smells good on guys! Just not when you are using it to cover up that gross sweaty gym sock kind of smell.
 
brittneysman Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Are you a woman????
 
beauty23 Good: 0 Bad: 5 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
maybe your ugly.......just saying.
 
zomgwtfpwned Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This made me laugh, but I still bad-ed you.
 
animal_lover Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't like Axe...if you're a guy & hot I might have
 
ebod Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
777 comment, suck it!
 
GaarasGourd Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/491767
 
nebraskagirl348 Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am sorry but Axe is disgusting
 
tnt62495 Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bowchickabowwow
 
GuitarIsWicked Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755
 
superunique Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I love axe! Was is the green kind?
 
burns Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You would have received a good tackling from me! xD
 
_1999kabMLIA_ Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
LOL
 
yello Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yea... when i wore Axe my girlfriend said she hated it. i honestly dont like it either but i just thought she would
 
puppierockie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If I had seen you, I would have had to resist tackling you, but I would want to.
 
twilightisjustbad Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i was tackled.... in football...by men
 
livingintomorrow Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
All guys out there: Axe is disgusting. It's just too strong.
 
retarted Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha
 
nebraskagirl348 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
axe is REALLY gross!!!!
 
keri823 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well thats cause axe sucks
 
Kisagi Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I cant tell the difference between deod, so i dont even care
 
pinkieh Good: 0 Bad: 0 4 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If it's not the chocolate kind, it smells yummy. I would tackle you.
 
IronAngel Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 3 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
if u wore phoenix i woulda tackled u
 
MLIAstaff Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 2 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I got to 100th comment! Yay!
 
Subpar Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 weeks, 4 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
One of my favorite stories on here. So very average.
 
sweetbeans777 Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol thats a fml
 
Torikelani Good: 0 Bad: 0 6 days, 2 hours ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i would have tackled you:) lmao
 
thebeatles987 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 days, 23 hours ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i think axe smell nasty it make me gag
 
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