MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] KennyGood: 97Bad: 63 years ago

You badass.

[ - ] LOL-LinkGood: 212Bad: 422 years, 7 months ago

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[ - ] Doobs110Good: 33Bad: 72 years, 5 months ago

I posted this exact story, word for word a few months ago but it got removed from the site. Someone posts it again and it's third on best of the year. Mlia.

[ - ] kipper101Good: 4Bad: 62 years, 4 months ago

that. sucks. sorry doobs110

[ - ] Doobs110Good: 0Bad: 012 months ago

:[ #Still cold and upset

[ - ] supersyd355superGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

haha yea

[ - ] supersyd355superGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

haha yea

[ - ] JohnIsAverageGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Watch, one day your gunna agree with the terms and conditions without reading it and you're gunna end up agreeing to be a hooker for the rest of your life.

[ - ] iLubbGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i always do that >.>

[ - ] RawrChickGood: 23Bad: 43 years ago

That's pretty arousing.

[ - ] jb04Good: 26Bad: 42 years, 12 months ago

I laughed so hard, this is a very good one indeed

[ - ] TYDIRocksGood: 19Bad: 42 years, 12 months ago

Your a lawwww breaker. lol this is 1 of the best 1's

[ - ] jimiey111Good: 5Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Dude, it's not that funny

[ - ] WayneWorldGood: 16Bad: 22 years, 11 months ago

lmao, i love this site...

[ - ] ihaveanormallifeGood: 30Bad: 22 years, 10 months ago

Wow, that's hardcore.

[ - ] MaddyGGood: 10Bad: 32 years, 9 months ago

Wow. your one coool kid.

[ - ] WewItsGeorgiaGood: 16Bad: 32 years, 9 months ago

Omg you're such a rebel, cos' I've never done that before... *shifty eyes* I plan to one day be as hardcore as you...

[ - ] hfloresmGood: 13Bad: 32 years, 8 months ago

This is THE best MLIA so far! hahaha

[ - ] holleratthissiteGood: 2Bad: 122 years, 8 months ago

HAHAHA soml

[ - ] coolkidslisten2thebeatlesGood: 13Bad: 22 years, 8 months ago

i wish i had the guts to do that

[ - ] kmb33Good: 11Bad: 72 years, 8 months ago

i do that allllll the time hahaha.

[ - ] JcgroxGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

This is by far my favorite!

[ - ] QuirrelmortPotter4409Good: 11Bad: 62 years, 8 months ago

We all do this lol

[ - ] IamJuliaGood: 11Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

making it all the more average!

[ - ] MDKGood: 14Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

you're a god.

[ - ] grassoysterGood: 5Bad: 612 years, 8 months ago

i dont get how this is funny. isn't this like what everyone does?

[ - ] AraitGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

yes.

[ - ] HarrietIsEpicGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

That's why it's funny.

[ - ] TheMysteriousOneGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

yes and that makes it actually average. the post used to be average like this, but not anymore.

[ - ] jimiey111Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

Ya, I agree with grassoyster

[ - ] lizzysaurusGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

It's... average. What do you know?

[ - ] TheGirlWithBangsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

if you do not like it then you do not real!

[ - ] eggsaladGood: 0Bad: 392 years, 8 months ago

wtf wouldu do that for!!! I mean thats so not soemthing ppl do all the time!

[ - ] kelseykelseykelseyyGood: 0Bad: 312 years, 8 months ago

I don't get it...someone explain?

[ - ] TheRealBerryGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 8 months ago

dumb computers.

[ - ] ace4105Good: 10Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago

I think almost everyone does that but it is just hiarious when someone mentions it, lol.

[ - ] YaMummyGood: 0Bad: 262 years, 7 months ago

thats kinda lame everyone does that dont they? lol i do

[ - ] RentaninjaGood: 18Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

That's what makes it average, smartass.

[ - ] comexwhatxmayGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

in case you haven't noticed, that's the point of this website. my life is AVERAGE. gooooood job.

[ - ] MLIAisbeastGood: 17Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

THIS IS SOOO AVERAGE!!! YAY FINALLY SUMTHIN REALISTIC!

[ - ] musicismylifeeGood: 11Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

happens to me.......alll the time! im so troublesome ;o

[ - ] KenjiroGood: 19Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago

This is actually average. Thank you.

[ - ] deadonGood: 1Bad: 212 years, 7 months ago

Today my boyfriend decided to wake me up by starting to enter me. He didn't realize I was on my period and had a tampon in. FMSL ---> http://www.fmysex.com

[ - ] IamJuliaGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 6 months ago

oww!!!

[ - ] lalo1198Good: 1Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

great finding!! :D

[ - ] YaankeezGood: 0Bad: 82 years, 7 months ago

MONEYYY.

[ - ] greeneyedprideGood: 1Bad: 92 years, 7 months ago

WAIT! THERE'S ACTUALLY TERMS AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO?! I thought they just said that to see what people would click! THAT'S SOOO PAST FAIL!

[ - ] AraitGood: 0Bad: 352 years, 7 months ago

who DOESN'T do that stupid?!

[ - ] luvsyou1Good: 0Bad: 282 years, 7 months ago

wow really. you actually think people read those?!.... dumbass

[ - ] TuebbieGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 7 months ago

i do that, good things computers aren't that up with that........ YET!!!

[ - ] autumnalexanderGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

how deceitful :D

[ - ] theatergeek317Good: 2Bad: 82 years, 7 months ago

Nobody ever reads that stuff

[ - ] TeagzieeGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 7 months ago

WOW I NEVER NOTICED =0 xD

[ - ] monkeydanceGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

oooh ima tellin' on yuu !

[ - ] beachbum246Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 7 months ago

OMG you are such a rebel

[ - ] booktonyGood: 13Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

I wish more people realized this site isn't about stupid funny stories.

[ - ] heightzzGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

when i first read this i wondered if there was a joke i didnt get. now i realize :] and its actually so funny.

[ - ] purpleturtles09Good: 0Bad: 242 years, 6 months ago

This is lame. Completely lame. Who doesn't do this?

[ - ] HamAndEggsGood: 15Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

its funny because everyone does, thus making this AVERAGE . i mean seriously , this is MyLifeIsAverage . waldo and ninjas and stuff aren't average , so if that is why you are here then kindly GTFO . thank youu

[ - ] themoonisfallinGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That's the point. Dumb.

[ - ] juliaa19Good: 7Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

woww its funny how many people dont get it. its my life is AVERAGE thats why everyone has done the same thing as this guuuy. its supposed to be funny and if you dont think so thats youre issue just remember what the website is called.

[ - ] lotuscalmGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

I do it all the time. Now I feel more average. :)

[ - ] blistexGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

hahahaha i laughed

[ - ] pleasedontsaylawlGood: 2Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

woo good to know i'm not the only one who does that!

[ - ] RachelTeeGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

I laughed when I read this last week. I laughed again when I read it today. Bravo. :)

[ - ] sweetpotatoGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

This is the most average post ever :) And thats a good thing tho! Because everybody does this hahaha xD

[ - ] nevershoutjazzmynGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Oh my balls. I think you're my new hero. (:

[ - ] Chanty99Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

LOL this is fricken funny, I think we all do that everytime :)

[ - ] dueceydueceGood: 0Bad: 122 years, 5 months ago

Datt is daa dummisst thinqq i everrr heardd

[ - ] eliseyceeGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

ya i do it for everything i do

[ - ] waveofdoomGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

lolpncks

[ - ] MartomanGood: 0Bad: 162 years, 5 months ago

Wow that sucks, whoever decided that is one of the best of the year must not be one of the millions of ppl who just click yes everytime they are asked have they read the terms and conditions. Shame on u MLIA

[ - ] GuitarIsWickedGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755

[ - ] icouldeatmyphoneGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

can you say r-e-b-e-l?

[ - ] MekkoGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

OMG! You're such a rebel. =3

[ - ] evan_is_epicGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

This is #1 MLIA story in my book.

[ - ] bargsoccer15Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

This is by far the best MLIA ever.

[ - ] mydeathisdrippingGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I do that all the time. Yay for rebellion.

[ - ] animaluverz28000Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Hahaa I do that all of the time!!!

[ - ] MegadethKyleGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

Who reads those things anyway???

[ - ] MLAvsFMLGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

lol, I am going to make a game with the terms and agreements being all complete nonsense, i wonder how many people will read, "and that is why bunnies are not rabbits." as the final line.XD

[ - ] stairheadGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I dont read the terms and conditions as i trust the makers of the games not to RIP ME OFF!!

[ - ] komajrGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

i do that all the time

[ - ] Cassidy1495Good: 0Bad: 122 years, 3 months ago

That's not funny at all, MEH!

[ - ] keri823Good: 0Bad: 112 years, 3 months ago

thats not funny at all... and yet it is on the best of the year?

[ - ] comexwhatxmayGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

the whole point is that it's average. *facepalm* i think it's rater amusing, myself.

[ - ] lizzysaurusGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

AVERAGE. Average. A-V-E-R-A-G-E.

[ - ] WaHongYoiGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

nobody reads it

[ - ] tulip112Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Uhhh duh, nobody reads them.

[ - ] christinaleighGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

i have never read a terms of conditions not once in my life

[ - ] AlwaysBeRandomGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

goddd who would read them. i mean i could go twice round the world in the same time it would take me to read one of those.

[ - ] cropcirclesinthecarpetGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Sigh. I miss this MLIA. Now all you ever read are awesome/strange/cliche posts.

[ - ] cupcakeluv011587Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

what's your point, nobody reads them

[ - ] MrsRyanRossGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

rebelll.

[ - ] FreakmanGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Alright, for the idiots in here saying "Everyone does this" or "This isn't funny" STFU and GTFO. It's MyLifeisAVERAGE not MyLifeisAWESOME. This is the point of the site.

[ - ] neilzbradleyGood: 0Bad: 12 years ago

wow thats a little bit 2 avrage

[ - ] lizzysaurusGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

Is there such a thing as "too average?" The site is called MyLifeisAverage.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

How can something be too average? That's impossible.

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