Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
You badass.
(626): You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
(412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions.
(773): Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal...
(224): he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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I posted this exact story, word for word a few months ago but it got removed from the site. Someone posts it again and it's third on best of the year. Mlia.
that. sucks. sorry doobs110
haha yea
haha yea
That's pretty arousing.
I laughed so hard, this is a very good one indeed
Your a lawwww breaker. lol this is 1 of the best 1's
lmao, i love this site...
Wow, that's hardcore.
Wow. your one coool kid.
Omg you're such a rebel, cos' I've never done that before... *shifty eyes* I plan to one day be as hardcore as you...
This is THE best MLIA so far! hahaha
i wish i had the guts to do that
i do that allllll the time hahaha.
This is by far my favorite!
We all do this lol
making it all the more average!
you're a god.
yes.
That's why it's funny.
yes and that makes it actually average. the post used to be average like this, but not anymore.
dumb computers.
I think almost everyone does that but it is just hiarious when someone mentions it, lol.
That's what makes it average, smartass.
in case you haven't noticed, that's the point of this website.
my life is AVERAGE.
gooooood job.
THIS IS SOOO AVERAGE!!! YAY FINALLY SUMTHIN REALISTIC!
happens to me.......alll the time!
im so troublesome ;o
This is actually average. Thank you.
oww!!!
great finding!!
:D
i do that, good things computers aren't that up with that........ YET!!!
how deceitful :D
Nobody ever reads that stuff
WOW I NEVER NOTICED =0 xD
oooh ima tellin' on yuu !
OMG you are such a rebel
I wish more people realized this site isn't about stupid funny stories.
when i first read this i wondered if there was a joke i didnt get.
now i realize :]
and its actually so funny.
its funny because everyone does, thus making this AVERAGE . i mean seriously , this is MyLifeIsAverage . waldo and ninjas and stuff aren't average , so if that is why you are here then kindly GTFO . thank youu
That's the point. Dumb.
woww its funny how many people dont get it. its my life is AVERAGE thats why everyone has done the same thing as this guuuy. its supposed to be funny and if you dont think so thats youre issue just remember what the website is called.
I do it all the time. Now I feel more average. :)
hahahaha i laughed
woo good to know i'm not the only one who does that!
I laughed when I read this last week. I laughed again when I read it today. Bravo. :)
This is the most average post ever :) And thats a good thing tho!
Because everybody does this hahaha xD
Oh my balls. I think you're my new hero. (:
LOL this is fricken funny, I think we all do that everytime :)
ya i do it for everything i do
lolpncks
MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755
can you say r-e-b-e-l?
OMG! You're such a rebel. =3
This is #1 MLIA story in my book.
This is by far the best MLIA ever.
I do that all the time. Yay for rebellion.
Hahaa I do that all of the time!!!
Who reads those things anyway???
lol, I am going to make a game with the terms and agreements being all complete nonsense, i wonder how many people will read, "and that is why bunnies are not rabbits." as the final line.XD
I dont read the terms and conditions as i trust the makers of the games not to RIP ME OFF!!
i do that all the time
the whole point is that it's average. *facepalm*
i think it's rater amusing, myself.
nobody reads it
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