Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
You badass.
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(412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions.
(773): Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal...
(224): he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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I posted this exact story, word for word a few months ago but it got removed from the site. Someone posts it again and it's third on best of the year. Mlia.
that. sucks. sorry doobs110
haha yea
haha yea
That's pretty arousing.
I laughed so hard, this is a very good one indeed
Your a lawwww breaker. lol this is 1 of the best 1's
lmao, i love this site...
Wow, that's hardcore.
Wow. your one coool kid.
Omg you're such a rebel, cos' I've never done that before... *shifty eyes* I plan to one day be as hardcore as you...
This is THE best MLIA so far! hahaha
HAHAHA soml
i wish i had the guts to do that
i do that allllll the time hahaha.
This is by far my favorite!
We all do this lol
making it all the more average!
you're a god.
i dont get how this is funny. isn't this like what everyone does?
yes.
That's why it's funny.
wtf wouldu do that for!!! I mean thats so not soemthing ppl do all the time!
I don't get it...someone explain?
dumb computers.
I think almost everyone does that but it is just hiarious when someone mentions it, lol.
thats kinda lame everyone does that dont they? lol i do
That's what makes it average, smartass.
THIS IS SOOO AVERAGE!!! YAY FINALLY SUMTHIN REALISTIC!
happens to me.......alll the time!
im so troublesome ;o
This is actually average. Thank you.
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oww!!!
great finding!!
:D
MONEYYY.
WAIT! THERE'S ACTUALLY TERMS AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO?! I thought they just said that to see what people would click! THAT'S SOOO PAST FAIL!
who DOESN'T do that stupid?!
wow really. you actually think people read those?!.... dumbass
i do that, good things computers aren't that up with that........ YET!!!
how deceitful :D
Nobody ever reads that stuff
WOW I NEVER NOTICED =0 xD
oooh ima tellin' on yuu !
OMG you are such a rebel
I wish more people realized this site isn't about stupid funny stories.
when i first read this i wondered if there was a joke i didnt get.
now i realize :]
and its actually so funny.
This is lame. Completely lame. Who doesn't do this?
its funny because everyone does, thus making this AVERAGE . i mean seriously , this is MyLifeIsAverage . waldo and ninjas and stuff aren't average , so if that is why you are here then kindly GTFO . thank youu
That's the point. Dumb.
woww its funny how many people dont get it. its my life is AVERAGE thats why everyone has done the same thing as this guuuy. its supposed to be funny and if you dont think so thats youre issue just remember what the website is called.
I do it all the time. Now I feel more average. :)
hahahaha i laughed
woo good to know i'm not the only one who does that!
I laughed when I read this last week. I laughed again when I read it today. Bravo. :)
This is the most average post ever :) And thats a good thing tho!
Because everybody does this hahaha xD
Oh my balls. I think you're my new hero. (:
LOL this is fricken funny, I think we all do that everytime :)
Datt is daa dummisst thinqq i everrr heardd
ya i do it for everything i do
lolpncks
Wow that sucks, whoever decided that is one of the best of the year must not be one of the millions of ppl who just click yes everytime they are asked have they read the terms and conditions. Shame on u MLIA
MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755
can you say r-e-b-e-l?
OMG! You're such a rebel. =3
This is #1 MLIA story in my book.
This is by far the best MLIA ever.
I do that all the time. Yay for rebellion.
Hahaa I do that all of the time!!!
Who reads those things anyway???
lol, I am going to make a game with the terms and agreements being all complete nonsense, i wonder how many people will read, "and that is why bunnies are not rabbits." as the final line.XD
I dont read the terms and conditions as i trust the makers of the games not to RIP ME OFF!!
i do that all the time
That's not funny at all, MEH!
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