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Life is pretty normal today.
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
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Kenny Good: 80 Bad: 3 8 months, 3 weeks ago
You badass.
 
LOL-Link Good: 209 Bad: 26 3 months, 1 week ago
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Doobs110 Good: 20 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
I posted this exact story, word for word a few months ago but it got removed from the site. Someone posts it again and it's third on best of the year. Mlia.
 
kipper101 Good: 3 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 4 days ago
that. sucks. sorry doobs110
 
supersyd355super Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 2 weeks ago
haha yea
 
supersyd355super Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 2 weeks ago
haha yea
 
RawrChick Good: 20 Bad: 2 8 months, 2 weeks ago
That's pretty arousing.
 
jb04 Good: 23 Bad: 1 8 months, 2 weeks ago
I laughed so hard, this is a very good one indeed
 
TYDIRocks Good: 15 Bad: 1 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Your a lawwww breaker. lol this is 1 of the best 1's
 
WayneWorld Good: 13 Bad: 1 7 months, 4 weeks ago
lmao, i love this site...
 
ihaveanormallife Good: 24 Bad: 1 7 months ago
Wow, that's hardcore.
 
MaddyG Good: 9 Bad: 2 5 months, 2 weeks ago
Wow. your one coool kid.
 
WewItsGeorgia Good: 16 Bad: 2 5 months, 1 week ago
Omg you're such a rebel, cos' I've never done that before... *shifty eyes* I plan to one day be as hardcore as you...
 
hfloresm Good: 11 Bad: 2 5 months ago
This is THE best MLIA so far! hahaha
 
holleratthissite Good: 1 Bad: 7 4 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAHAHA soml
 
coolkidslisten2thebeatles Good: 10 Bad: 1 4 months, 4 weeks ago
i wish i had the guts to do that
 
kmb33 Good: 8 Bad: 6 4 months, 3 weeks ago
i do that allllll the time hahaha.
 
Jcgrox Good: 5 Bad: 1 4 months, 3 weeks ago
This is by far my favorite!
 
QuirrelmortPotter4409 Good: 9 Bad: 4 4 months, 3 weeks ago
We all do this lol
 
IamJulia Good: 5 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago
making it all the more average!
 
MDK Good: 11 Bad: 0 4 months, 3 weeks ago
you're a god.
 
grassoyster Good: 5 Bad: 47 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i dont get how this is funny. isn't this like what everyone does?
 
Arait Good: 7 Bad: 0 3 months, 2 weeks ago
yes.
 
HarrietIsEpic Good: 6 Bad: 0 2 months ago
That's why it's funny.
 
eggsalad Good: 0 Bad: 27 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wtf wouldu do that for!!! I mean thats so not soemthing ppl do all the time!
 
kelseykelseykelseyy Good: 0 Bad: 21 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't get it...someone explain?
 
TheRealBerry Good: 4 Bad: 0 4 months, 2 weeks ago
dumb computers.
 
ace4105 Good: 9 Bad: 0 4 months, 2 weeks ago
I think almost everyone does that but it is just hiarious when someone mentions it, lol.
 
YaMummy Good: 0 Bad: 17 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thats kinda lame everyone does that dont they? lol i do
 
Rentaninja Good: 12 Bad: 0 3 months, 2 weeks ago
That's what makes it average, smartass.
 
MLIAisbeast Good: 13 Bad: 0 4 months, 1 week ago
THIS IS SOOO AVERAGE!!! YAY FINALLY SUMTHIN REALISTIC!
 
musicismylifee Good: 7 Bad: 0 4 months ago
happens to me.......alll the time! im so troublesome ;o
 
Kenjiro Good: 12 Bad: 0 4 months ago
This is actually average. Thank you.
 
deadon Good: 0 Bad: 13 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today my boyfriend decided to wake me up by starting to enter me. He didn't realize I was on my period and had a tampon in. FMSL ---> http://www.fmysex.com
 
IamJulia Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago
oww!!!
 
lalo1198 Good: 0 Bad: 2 3 months, 3 weeks ago
great finding!! :D
 
Yaankeez Good: 0 Bad: 3 3 months, 3 weeks ago
MONEYYY.
 
greeneyedpride Good: 1 Bad: 4 3 months, 3 weeks ago
WAIT! THERE'S ACTUALLY TERMS AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO?! I thought they just said that to see what people would click! THAT'S SOOO PAST FAIL!
 
Arait Good: 0 Bad: 24 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
who DOESN'T do that stupid?!
 
luvsyou1 Good: 0 Bad: 18 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wow really. you actually think people read those?!.... dumbass
 
Tuebbie Good: 2 Bad: 4 3 months, 2 weeks ago
i do that, good things computers aren't that up with that........ YET!!!
 
autumnalexander Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 2 weeks ago
how deceitful :D
 
theatergeek317 Good: 2 Bad: 2 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Nobody ever reads that stuff
 
Teagziee Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 2 weeks ago
WOW I NEVER NOTICED =0 xD
 
monkeydance Good: 3 Bad: 1 3 months, 2 weeks ago
oooh ima tellin' on yuu !
 
beachbum246 Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago
OMG you are such a rebel
 
booktony Good: 9 Bad: 1 3 months ago
I wish more people realized this site isn't about stupid funny stories.
 
heightzz Good: 4 Bad: 0 3 months ago
when i first read this i wondered if there was a joke i didnt get. now i realize :] and its actually so funny.
 
purpleturtles09 Good: 0 Bad: 14 3 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is lame. Completely lame. Who doesn't do this?
 
HamAndEggs Good: 9 Bad: 1 2 months, 4 weeks ago
its funny because everyone does, thus making this AVERAGE . i mean seriously , this is MyLifeIsAverage . waldo and ninjas and stuff aren't average , so if that is why you are here then kindly GTFO . thank youu
 
themoonisfallin Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago
That's the point. Dumb.
 
juliaa19 Good: 4 Bad: 0 2 months, 4 weeks ago
woww its funny how many people dont get it. its my life is AVERAGE thats why everyone has done the same thing as this guuuy. its supposed to be funny and if you dont think so thats youre issue just remember what the website is called.
 
lotuscalm Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago
I do it all the time. Now I feel more average. :)
 
blistex Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
hahahaha i laughed
 
pleasedontsaylawl Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
woo good to know i'm not the only one who does that!
 
RachelTee Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago
I laughed when I read this last week. I laughed again when I read it today. Bravo. :)
 
sweetpotato Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago
This is the most average post ever :) And thats a good thing tho! Because everybody does this hahaha xD
 
nevershoutjazzmyn Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months ago
Oh my balls. I think you're my new hero. (:
 
Chanty99 Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months ago
LOL this is fricken funny, I think we all do that everytime :)
 
dueceyduece Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Datt is daa dummisst thinqq i everrr heardd
 
eliseycee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago
ya i do it for everything i do
 
waveofdoom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 2 weeks ago
lolpncks
 
Martoman Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wow that sucks, whoever decided that is one of the best of the year must not be one of the millions of ppl who just click yes everytime they are asked have they read the terms and conditions. Shame on u MLIA
 
GuitarIsWicked Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 2 weeks ago
MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755
 
icouldeatmyphone Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago
can you say r-e-b-e-l?
 
Mekko Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago
OMG! You're such a rebel. =3
 
evan_is_epic Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago
This is #1 MLIA story in my book.
 
bargsoccer15 Good: 3 Bad: 0 4 weeks ago
This is by far the best MLIA ever.
 
mydeathisdripping Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 2 days ago
I do that all the time. Yay for rebellion.
 
animaluverz28000 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
Hahaa I do that all of the time!!!
 
MegadethKyle Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 weeks, 3 days ago
Who reads those things anyway???
 
MLAvsFML Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 weeks ago
lol, I am going to make a game with the terms and agreements being all complete nonsense, i wonder how many people will read, "and that is why bunnies are not rabbits." as the final line.XD
 
stairhead Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 week, 2 days ago
I dont read the terms and conditions as i trust the makers of the games not to RIP ME OFF!!
 
komajr Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 week ago
i do that all the time
 
Cassidy1495 Good: 0 Bad: 0 4 days, 13 hours ago
That's not funny at all, MEH!
 
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