MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

/wiggles eyebrows

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*tries to wiggle eyebrows but fails*

[ - ] catlover5Good: 3Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

How can you fail at that? Its so easy!

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Nuhuh! I can't do it either.

[ - ] MeanGirlsGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Love that movie soooo much.

[ - ] strawberry225Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.

[ - ] MeanGirlsGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I gave him everything...I was a half virgin when I met him!

[ - ] EmilyJibblesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'm very confused. This conversation does not seem to make sense...

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...My stomach felt like it was going to fall out my butt.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

"Boo, you whore."

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sorry, but we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5...you could try Sears.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Because bunnies lay eggs too...duh.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Or because the bunny stole the egg from the chicken and then decided to hide them...

[ - ] cosnersGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

And that's why the chicken crossed the road. The end.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Exactly.

[ - ] danielleskyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

All my questions have been answered. :D

[ - ] cosnersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You're welcome ;)

[ - ] EmilyJibblesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

oooooh! Good point; I never thought of that.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 6Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I am Jewish.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I am Catholic.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I have no religion.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I am not religious.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 10Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I am not a penguin.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I am.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

I can see auras.

[ - ] cosnersGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Good to know. Hey ichitastic, aren't you on amirite.com too?

[ - ] danielleskyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I am not a happy camper right now.

[ - ] freeinsanityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Pastafarian, punks.

[ - ] EmilyJibblesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Me neither.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I am Catholic too!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Cats!

[ - ] catlover5Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hola Rawr!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hiloo(:

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

if we want to get technical with it, I am actually a SuperJew.

[ - ] strawberry225Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

whats a superjew?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm not sure. But we watched a movie in youth group... and it talked about Atheist Jews and SuperJews and Buddist Jews so I decieded to be a SuperJew.

[ - ] strawberry225Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

thats cool :)

[ - ] cosnersGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I would have chosen to be a Buddhist Jew, because that's the only way to be passively kickass.

[ - ] danielleskyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bahahahaha, cosners, I love your comment.

[ - ] seamagicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm a Buddhist Jew. Officially. It makes no sense, and perfect sense at the same time. That's why its Buddhist. and, as cosners said, it is the only way to be "passively kickass".

[ - ] sejsnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

interesting...

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Mischievous grin* It's called plastic surgery, OP.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I know. I was the doctor...

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh OP, how little you understand about nature...

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I am one with nature!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Congratulations! *hi-fives*

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Because there is no Easter Chicken.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

but there could be...

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

But there's not.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Okay ):

[ - ] WalterTheFrogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

In french there is.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I'm not sure what to say, so... *Stabs OP*

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Rabbit fucks chicken, chicken has egg, rabbit delivers.

[ - ] FattyPatty810Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Anon ALWAYS delivers.

[ - ] MeanGirlsGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I have this theory, that if you cut off all of her hair she would look like a British man.

[ - ] ha1eemGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's so fetch!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

mean girls?

[ - ] PlaidOffenderGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Because the Easther Bunny steals the Eggs from poor unknowing chickens. So Obvious.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Why not the Easter dinosawr?

[ - ] PlaidOffenderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Because Dinosaurs' arms aren't long enough to hide the eggs

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

and they got forced into hiding...

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Cadbury totally has an Easter chicken/bunny hybrid...

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The same reason we get presents from a crazy old fat man who breaks into our homes once a year; the world is a sick place.

[ - ] lolo25Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah you are right, but no one ever thinks of it like that. The world is in denale

[ - ] MistyRyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Because Chuck Norris looked at the bunny and it automatically laid an egg. (sorry my little cousin made me put that)

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

The original Easter Bunny myth comes from a pagan holiday which was celebrated on the Vernal Equinox. According to Pagan legend, Ostara, the goddess of spring, turned a bird into a rabbit. The rabbit was supposedly able to fly as fast as the bird could fly, but it was still disappointed that it was a rabbit and not a bird. Ostara had pity on the creature, and one day out of every year, on the Vernal Equinox, she allowed the rabbit to lay eggs like a bird. Due to the proximity of Easter and the Vernal Equinox, converted pagans continued to associate the myth with their new holiday, and the idea has been passed down ever since.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oops, that should have been in quotations. Anyway, I thought it was intriguing.

[ - ] RakalaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Thank goodness you said that. I was going to write it down...this post was so stupid

[ - ] veronicasayshiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

haha, i'm glad someone else knows :]

[ - ] lunarswordGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I've also seen the name spelled Estore, which is really close to Easter. I'm glad I'm not the only dork/history buff here.

[ - ] hellohowaretodayGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

wow

[ - ] golfcartpoptart3Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I have always wondered the same thing!

[ - ] oolila123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*moans, take top off* come here MistyRy

[ - ] p31gurlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My dad always said that it's because if you were having an affair with a chicken you would hid the evidence too!

[ - ] elictrogeekGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

because peter was a bunny and he was eating an egg at the last supper

[ - ] thecynicalguyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...and thats why there is the hair club for me

[ - ] thecynicalguyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*men

[ - ] tigerloverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

cause bunnies are so much cooler duh

[ - ] AnpadhGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bunnies and eggs are both symbols of fertility.

[ - ] shellydravenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yup!

[ - ] aztec15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

obviously the easter bunny is a thief and steals the eggs from the easter chicken so it doesn't have any to give away!

[ - ] freeinsanityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Aaaaugh! Do none of you know? They have a south park episode answering this question!

[ - ] tbone9Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's not for real though! Duh!! I learned the other day in ethics/religion class that bunnies and eggs represent new life and that since Easter is in spring and spring is the time when everything comes back to life the catholic church decided to associate bunnies and eggs with Easter. Wow, I sound like a total smart ass, please don't hate me! **makes puppy eyes**

[ - ] AveragerThanYou2Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

IT MADE THE MLIA BLOG SO ITS GOOD ENOUGH

[ - ] CourtneyNoelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

why not? Easter Bunny sounds smarter than Easter Chicken, remember which one crossed the road?

[ - ] mebebbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ya but if we grew up with the name Easter Chicken, Easter Bunny would sound stupider. der!

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