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Last week, I was out driving with my mom and we saw a bumper sticker which had a lot of tiny little black type on a white background. Neither of us could figure out what it said until we pulled up beside that car at a red light. It said, in Latin, "If you can read this, you are both overeducated and much too close." MLIA
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xfuckx Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I once saw a car with a penis on the bumper sticker...
 
AlexisAcula Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Now that's a cool bumper sticker.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hehe I know :D
 
TtotheH Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I've seen a car that has kermit the frog strapped to the front. The back says, In big bold letters 'YOU'VE JUST... LOST THE GAME'. No joke.
 
bad_button_troll Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... You realize now that anyone who reads your comment is going to loose the game, right?
 
iloverock Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just...lost the game.
 
TehBigSpoon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just lost too...
 
JustNotRightNow Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just lost the game. Thanks a lot :P
 
xfuckx Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*giggles* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh1RkRxnAOs
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
DTE Im going to go have a shower!! haha email me when you can! byee everyone else too!
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're leaving?! But... everyone is gone!
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm not gone.
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Someones actually here. But... sadly, I must go have a shower too. School in an hour. Goodbye fellow MLIAers.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
dammit haha nighttt.. have fun at schooool
 
Bewussteinslage Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha, I have a snow day, which is actually more like a snow week, because I'm in a pocket of bad-road northern VA and the roads are too icy to drive on without going off the side of a mountain.
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have an "Adopt a Bat" bumper sticker from Carlsbad Caverns.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Im back!
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me too. I keep coming and going. Haha. And literally, nothing changes. No one is on. I think this is the most dead I have seen this site.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know! omg it sucks haha, though I'm watching funny youtube videos... like the ones I commentered above :D
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I misplaced my headphones, and the computer that I'm on at work right now doesn't have sound. :/ It's lame, because I love watching YouTube videos. Just need to know what the heck I did with my headphooooones.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hahaha nawww that sucks! haha Well if you ever find them, type in 'the grapiest' yeah haaha its funny..
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh I will for sure.
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hehe sweet <3
 
wordgasm Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YOUTUBE!!!!! the one im on has youtube blocked >:(
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I had a shower, came back, and it's the SAME MLIA. *shakes head angrily*
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know :[
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am so hot. I want to go to the beach. But I can't. D:< I'm friggen grounded from the beach. Not kidding. ._.
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You were grounded... from the BEACH?! That's completely injust. Parents.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But it is kind of (kill me from using this word) a legit reason why though.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That made no sense at all. xD Fail.
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh,well, still sucks though.
 
Bewussteinslage Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What's the reason?
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
omg whyyyy?!?!
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Because when I went to the beach on Aus' day I stayed for the whole day and I was actual redder than red. O.O I got so burnt. And a few weeks before that I got burnt real bad like that. So I can't go to the beach. O.O
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh... been there.. had to get on a 22 hour flight the next day... bright red... like 3rd degree burns red... but that sucks D: maybe,.. try sunscreen next time bahahaha sorry though D:
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I did! I used heaps of sunscreen! But yet, I still got bloody burnt. My legs were so red I could hardly walk. Oh my God, it was horrible. ;_;
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know how you feel D: it is like owwwwwwwwwwwwwww and then cloths hurt it so much!! but ice feels soooooooooo good!
 
Sgt_Foley Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
RAMIREZ, TELL XFUCKX THAT THIRD DEGREE BURNS ARE USUALLY BLACK, NOT RED. ALSO IF THERE WERE NO BLISTERS, THEN IT WAS STILL FIRST DEGREE BURN.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh my God. I make no sense at all tonight. O.O
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i understand you dont worry hahaha.
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You make perfect sense to me. Then again, the way my brain works, that might not be a good thing....
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
eh, I need to tell mobs something but he has goneeee... anyways im going to actually go to bed now, night lovers <3
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
G'night!
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Night sex machine! <3 xD
 
bad_button_troll Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know you're in love when half the time you want to be in his arms, and the other half of the time you want to beat him with a frying pan.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So.. Hot.. Need.. Water.. *dies*
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Take a bath, maybe? That's the only thing I can think of.
 
TheUnfortunateFlower Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Forgot I was here. O.O
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think I'm going to need more coffee to stay awake for the rest of my shift. Haha.
 
Stwentytwo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And how the sticker knew you were TWO in the car?
 
Stwentytwo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
omg my mistake
 
KellyDelight Good: 0 Bad: 0 4 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i once saw a sewer truck that said "Our Business is to keep your businiss flowing" laughed for days
 
KellyDelight Good: 0 Bad: 0 4 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ignore above comment. It was supposed to go on another MLIA
 
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