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My name is Holly and when I was little I had a friend named Molly, her mom called her Moe for short. I thought that was so cute. So I would beg my parents to call me hoe. They never did. Now I know why. MLIA
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[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
New post! *bites*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 3Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago
*rapes*
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I am kind of bummed we didnt turn out to be neighbours, but good news.. I have realised we are most likely within an hour of eachother.. so I could be outside you house at any time
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
THE IS A MASSIVE BUG ON MY WINDOWWWWW!!!! and hehehe i know... though .. we should do a secret mission, it the city one day and try to see who can find the other first hahahahahahah
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Haha, perhaps do a cliche and dress up as waldo???
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
perhapssssss... hehehe I could have fun with this haha... though i always thought his name was WALLY!
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I always get confudled... but you know what I mean! haha, but that would be fun as!
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
hahaha yes!! and yeah i know.. when i first came on this sight i was like who the fuck is tht?
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Haha me 2! I only got it when they started talking about red and white striped shirts! We could do like a treasure hunt... haha with the incredibly awesome prize.. of ourselves :)
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
hahaha yes!!! hmmm do you have a facebook?
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yes, but it doesnt work :(.. lol do you? if you do when mine works again I shall give it too you :)
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, just email me. for every STALKER out there.. this is my FAKE email adress... xf-ckx@hotmail.com... :D
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
haha, sneaky you!
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
hehe yes... :D:D
 
[ - ]  lmaoLARRYGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
hoe (:
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Is hoe your new nickname at school?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I wanted to be named Ra'kel. Rake, for short.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Because... ?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Btw OP, I will still call you hoe :D
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 5Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
These are the two tattoos I'm deciding between, for everyone who was curious. http://th04.deviantart.net/fs38/150/f/2008/344/d/3/Music_Note_Star_Tattoo_by_Dumaii.jpg and: http://www.tattooparadise.info/images/Moon_and_Star_tattoo_by_Imprisonment.jpg
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'm a fan of the second one, if my opinion matters at all.
 
[ - ]  ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I concur.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I prefer the second one, too, but the first one is much more simple.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
the second ones good... though i couldnt see the first one.
 
[ - ]  EugenieWeenieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
It wouldn't let me see either of them. /:
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
oh noes...
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Neither, what do they look like?
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I only saw the second one, and it was like two staars with a moon in the middle i think, it was pretty :]
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
The top one is a star with a music note going threw part of it. The second is a large moon with two smaller stars kind of over lapping parts of the moon and a little... string sized thing wrapping around it.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Kind of hard to explain the second one....
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
They sound awesome. What one do you think you will get?
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I like the second one best, but the first one is more simple. I'll probably get the second one, though.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I am back minions
 
[ - ]  iloverockGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
What are you? Like, ten?
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Who are you saying this too?
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 13Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I had a friend named Holly. She was a hoe. True story.
 
[ - ]  EugenieWeenieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I don't know anyone named Holly.
 
[ - ]  deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Haha and what a good story it is. Weirdly I did/do too, maybe all holly's are hoes? Probably not.
 
[ - ]  bad_button_trollGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hmm. I don't think so. I know this other Holly. Everyone calls her Holly Hamburger because her last name rhymes with it and she's slightly over weight. She's not a hoe.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I went to school with two Holly's. Both were total pot heads, and sluts. Hahahaha.
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I went to school with Holly and carol... they were sisters... get it.. christmas.. ha ha...
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hahaha.
 
[ - ]  grumpy_walterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hurrrrrrr.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Is your name referring to who I think it's referring to?
 
[ - ]  yellowpowerrangerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
just be glad they didn't call you hoe
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
wow.. I'm so bored Im singing that 'blue' song Im blue da ba de ba bu ba or how ever it goes.
 
[ - ]  awesomeperodactylGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
dude, you got that song stuck in my head now! ughh
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
SORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
[ - ]  awesomeperodactylGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
you should be! haha. it's all good now, got another band/song stuck in my head :D
 
[ - ]  mollyohhbbyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Dude my name's Molly, and my parents so always called me Moe too. However, I don't remember a friend named Holly, alas, I don't know you. lol
 
[ - ]  KaiDaRebelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
sup hoe
 
[ - ]  HuggiesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
MY name's Holly! ANd I have a friend name Molly! My parents call me HoHo...but Molly's parents juat call her Molly...
 
[ - ]  chalupa73Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
My name is Molly too. My volleyball coach calls me Moe but everyone else I know calls me Lee. Only parents call me Molly...
 
[ - ]  ChrisVengeanceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Together they would have been called Hoe-Moe (Homo) Anyone else pick that up?
 
[ - ]  HuggiesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Dude...i'm clled homo. Just because my first name starts with ho and my last naem starts with mo. Sometimes i'm hoe-no-mo. due to my middle name starting with no.
 
[ - ]  klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
lol
 
[ - ]  goAtluvr7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
my friend used to call me Soph-a-loaf, and ever since then she has reminded me of bread (my name's sophie) >_>
 
[ - ]  klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
my neighbors were twins and they were named holly and molly! :) but everyone just called them hol and mol lol
 
[ - ]  twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Parenting win!
 

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