MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Stay away from flammable candles OP!

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Mmm peanut butter m&ms!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

How dare you 'mmm' at such blasphemy. Sticking peanut butter in an already perfect candy. Hmph.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Annoyed troll is annoyed.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

As if, peanut butter m&ms are the only good kind! Peanut butter is golden.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I hate peanut butter... unless it's in Peanut Butter Cups.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

There was a guy called Reese in my rugby team, we called him butter cup.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

How did he react to that one?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

He took it, I don't think he was about to argue with 21 other guys.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I hate chocolate and peanut butter. I like them separately though...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I can only have peanut butter if I hae abou a litre of milk to get it down with.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ok, I'm sorry, I'll never use the term 'get it down with' ever again. sorry for any inconvenience.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

;D Ooohhhh. You need milk to get down with peanut butter. I seee.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm so ashamed, that comment is completely... wrong in every way.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

chupa-chups!

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

PRINGLES!!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

DORITOS!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

mef... I'm hungry...

[ - ] HellziezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Stop taunting me :(

[ - ] doddyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I wished I'd known that last year...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Plaes ingore al amd any mispeled words fron me tonihgt. It is currnlty 4:41 in teh morning. Anf i havnt slept all nihgt...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

viil doo...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

thnak yuo

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You're about six minutes ahead of me. It's 4:37 AM here.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's 8:55 here!

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Time zone buddy!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

4.41! where do you live??? haha I would not be surprised if you are now currently asleep on the keyboard.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I really want to start a MLIA comic strip from the commenters' point of view. Stripping the childlike wonder that the OPs try to attatch to the posts, and showing them in a hilarious, too literal, mocking way. A lot of the posts I can see how it would look, but I don't have enough time... or anyone who would care... yea...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

DO IT!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

In two weeks. My auditions will be past and I'll have some free time...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

:D

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You will be highly disappointed...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Doubt it.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Shit, shit, SHIT! DUCK!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*runs around circle trying to tag Mobile*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think I'm too tired... the background looks green instead of grey.. actually, everything looks green...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Are you sure its because your tired? What have you been eating? *stern look

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oohohh. Don't say that... I'm sooooo hungry right now!!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well I just ate three pieces of pizza! I am so full I am dizzy :)... jealous?

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Three? I can eat six or seven without any reaction apart from needing to fill my endless pit that is my stomach. I have the worlds fastest metabolism.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Me too

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Good.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha, well you may be ashamed of my eating skills but I can skull two litres of Lemonade in 49 seconds. Dead set my friends counted me. :) proudest moment of my life.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The first time I ever had coke, I drank 2 litres. Now I can't read '2 litres' without feeling sick.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hahaha, I know I felt dizzy as shit and then when I moved lemonade was swishing... blah!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

GOOD NEWS I did my assignement, no clue when but its done, thank you past self. How are you my lovelies?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Delusional, how are you?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well happy, as per usual.. but a teeny bit sad because I accidently spilled super glue all over my hands. Tricky business.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

DONmT TOUCH ANYTHING!!! You could rip your skin off. Get someone to turn on some cold water and put your hands under the cold water. Don't rub your hands together.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well being slightly stupid I accidently touched my lips and they hurt... but dont fret, my sister is used to these kind of 'accidents' so I have already done so

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Scratch that. Rub your hands together, touch lots of stuff and report back here with details.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

TOUCH EVERYTHING!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bad news guys... its dry, haha how else would I be typing?

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Don't you dare try to bring logic into this!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Dreadfully sorry... Am I forgiven?

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Maybe.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

If I give you some pizza? *hopeful look*

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm off, it's time for Gossip Girl >_<

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

XoXo Gossip Girl. haha :)

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You know you love me..

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I have to wait till MARCH for the new episodes. *cries*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I have it all the time but its only on like 10.30

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*is waiting anxiously for the next post*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

So what are your peoples names on this thing? Its all good if you want to seem mysterious and not tell... I am just curious

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*wants to be mysterious*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

JK, my name is Henrik.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Caitlin. You can't do sh*t with just the first name.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That you know of... woo oooh! Kidding, I porbably wouldnt be able to hack or stalk anyone even if they gave me their full names, emails and passwords.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Alex, what's yours?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Gen... haha it feels like I have unvailed a great secret or something!

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm Elmo. What you gonna do about it?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

DEATH TO YOU YOU RED ANNOYING FIEND!

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Who loves orange soda?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Nope sorry, Red Soda girl :)

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

WRONG! K-K-K-Kel loves orange soda.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

See what I mean? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYIWtxCpV7w

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I DO I DO I DO..

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I do, I do, I do.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Do you realize how many tattoos are manly looking? It's impossible to find something simple and girly.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I don't see too many prison inmates giving each other flaming butterfly tattoos. Or shattering roses.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Butterflies?, Dolphins? But they are a little overdone

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I found a beautiful purple and black gothic butterfly tattoo, but my best friend has one on her wrist. I was thinking of a star on my shoulder but, again, it's also overdone.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

All together I have four stars, one on each arm but they are both different. And one on each hip, but they are in a design.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

cool

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I found a really cute star design that was more original and would look great on someones foot, but I was told that the foot is a painful place for your first tattoo.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes, but it's so worth it! Chest hurt the worst for me so far.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My mom has a chest tattoo, she said it hurt, but that worst was her ankle tattoos.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, there are going to be places that hurt like crazy, but gotta remember, the pain is only temporary. Trust me, once you get one, you'll be addicted. I have a harder time with piercings than I do tattoos.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I've wanted one since I was 13. My 16th is coming up and I was promised a tattoo, so I've been trying to find one. I'll probably one get the one, maybe a second one when I'm older, though.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Shoot, I meant only get one, not one get one.

[ - ] PersonalityCrisisGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oddly enough, I had noticed that..

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Flower vine?

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I seen a girl with a flower fine twirling around her ankle and up to her knee. It looked very... chunky, and not attractive. I guess it depends where you put the tattoo.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha, that's not true at all. I have plenty of tattoos that aren't "manly".

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And are you a man?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

wait that made no sense.. haha what do you have?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hahaha, no. I am not. I have a design on each hip, my sister's name, a star, bass clef, a Poe from OoT, Bob-ombs from Super Mario World, a design from a band I've liked for years-all on left arm. My right arm has Robert Smith, a checkered star, my mom's name, terble clef, writing from a newspaper add from when the war ended in 1945, then I have a heart over my heart with "Mom" in it.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*treble

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yo yo yo yo yo!

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile!!

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Heh heh... 100th comment. Much better than 1st.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*giggles* You bet.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Damn straight it is.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

hehe <3

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I give up. They weren't in the common room this time. Oh no. They were in the fucking bathroom.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

OH god! *shivers* er...Go to someone elses dorm?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Nah, I'd rather just stab my eyes out.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Please Don't... You will still see the.. Pictures... listen to mmusic really loudly haha kill thoses mental Pictures!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My foot is itchyyyyyyyyy!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Scratch it?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

but... Im wearing socks... and when i itch it.. it makes it more itchyyyyyyyy!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I hate when that happens!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ME TOOOOO!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm suffering abstinence from not having a new post! Somebody help me!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I am now thinking of Sex Ed. Thank you.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You're welcome :D

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I can't wait to get my Sega Genesis.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I now have the Digimon Theme song stuck in my head. How odd.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Grey doesn't want to help her dad!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I love how, if a post is up for a really long time, people just start randomly commenting nonsense. Highly entertaining.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

yeah... well thats why I love it here.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It is entertaining, when you're ever so bored.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And/or at work with nothing else to do.

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And that.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ewwww, I just got perfume in my mouth wskdjk

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My friend purposely sprayed perfume in her mouth cause she wanted to make her breath smell nice, hahah.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

hahaha um... well she is kinda stupid XD haha narh i like sprayed some, then the mist got in my mouth, yuck.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha, I'm sitting with my friends in the school library, and we are all on seperate computers :P We are so social!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

well I'm sitting in a bean bag with my brother, watching NCIS. the new ep... and watching all the ads.

[ - ] iloverockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I like candles because you can set them on fire...WITH MATCHES.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Can't match that!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I love matches beause you can light the whole box on fire at once and they go KA-BOOM! but not that big.

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I believe I have found the perfect tattoo. Thank you, interwebz.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm curious.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Lemme see!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\tatttttoo.jpg There's also : C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\tattooo.jpg

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

it doesnt open..

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Shoot. I'll find the original links.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, you need to upload it to a picture-hosting website. Unless you want us to try and hack your hard drive to see them...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You gotta post the interwebz link silly ;)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I tried Finding the one I really like... But I can't find it on google :9

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

btw can i see it?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

New post people!

[ - ] KaiDaRebelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

no shit sherlock

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's sad that some people actually have to be warned...

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