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Today, i was watching my 4 year old cousin. He was eating a bag of gummy bears, but he only bit the heads off, then put them back in. This seemed a little odd, so i asked him why he did that. He said that last time he had gummy bears, he threw them all up, so this time, he's going to bite all of the heads off so they can't fight their way back out. MLIA.

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[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Clear ones are the best.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Indeed.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Yeah... kids are retarded these days. I never came up with an excuse for why I did things.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You just shrug.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think I used to eat their heads because I found it funny.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I just ate all of them... actually i would eat there legs and arms first, the ears, then lower body.. then the rest. but yeah now i just eat them.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I still eat everything weird.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yea heads went first, then the bodies.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I always eat the insides of things then the outsides. :)

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

How does that work?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Me too! Or if I'm eating something flat, like a piece of bread, I eat little holes in it frok the back, then eat the rest.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I have no excuse for doing things!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

"Today, I was watching my 4 year old cousin". Creeper!

[ - ] HellziezGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, it could be a fake and the guy forgot to hide his serial-killerness..

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Maybe it's Mr Harvey. :0

[ - ] HellziezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Uhh creepy...creepy movie.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ughh, I wish this was facebook and that facebook had a 'dislike' button, because I'd be clicking on it right now.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You can meh it tho, but that doesn't give the same kind of satisfaction ;)

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hahahaha...same thing different views :)

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Great minds think (almost) alike!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Click meh... its equally as satisfying

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not equally, but it's better than nothing...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha, well I am happy with it!

[ - ] bad_button_trollGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well, that's impossible so you must just sit there in your own missery, dreaming of a day where your wishes are a reality.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

-sighs-, I know...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I went to the movies, and my friend and I bit the heads off two packets of gummy babies, and put the bodies in our friends raspberry soda. We forgot about them, and an hour later I got thirsty... *shudders*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

How could you take so many innocent lives? *crys on the inside

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

... I was Hungry, and the blue people in Avatar were annoying me.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Excuses, excuses.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I just imagined you as Hungry from the Weight Watcher's commercial. I feel so bad for that little orange guy. He just wants to be part of the party. I want my own Hungry monster pet...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

.... *blank stare*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

.... Hey, I'm back... I couldn't sleep... What's up?

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Can I can I call you Dobby? I hav nicknames for everyone... well... some people...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Meeeefff!! *have

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Where's my nickname? *tear*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I like ActionMan though... makes me think of a action hero toy... thing... ACTIONMAN!! *fanfare*

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I ironed my hands master...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Kinky.

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sure.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Or dodders... I don't know. I'll call you both...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Life, Death, Unicorns... the usual

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Of course!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Awhh! I'm so tired, I wish I could be sleeping right now. Haha.

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The first step to solving your addiction is admiting you have one. good on you.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ahoy.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Poo... I have to go, I need to practise for my Bus driving liscence ooh and an assignment due tommorow :( GOOD BYE :)

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Good luck!

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

FAREWELL! Good Luck!

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i think of azuzephre's emo blobs......

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