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Today, i was watching my 4 year old cousin. He was eating a bag of gummy bears, but he only bit the heads off, then put them back in. This seemed a little odd, so i asked him why he did that. He said that last time he had gummy bears, he threw them all up, so this time, he's going to bite all of the heads off so they can't fight their way back out. MLIA.
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AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Clear ones are the best.
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Indeed.
 
Mobile Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah... kids are retarded these days. I never came up with an excuse for why I did things.
 
xfuckx Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You just shrug.
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think I used to eat their heads because I found it funny.
 
xfuckx Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just ate all of them... actually i would eat there legs and arms first, the ears, then lower body.. then the rest. but yeah now i just eat them.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I still eat everything weird.
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yea heads went first, then the bodies.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I always eat the insides of things then the outsides. :)
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How does that work?
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me too! Or if I'm eating something flat, like a piece of bread, I eat little holes in it frok the back, then eat the rest.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have no excuse for doing things!
 
BelaLugosi Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"Today, I was watching my 4 year old cousin". Creeper!
 
Hellziez Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah, it could be a fake and the guy forgot to hide his serial-killerness..
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe it's Mr Harvey. :0
 
Hellziez Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Uhh creepy...creepy movie.
 
YourFather Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ughh, I wish this was facebook and that facebook had a 'dislike' button, because I'd be clicking on it right now.
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You can meh it tho, but that doesn't give the same kind of satisfaction ;)
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hahahaha...same thing different views :)
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Great minds think (almost) alike!
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Click meh... its equally as satisfying
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not equally, but it's better than nothing...
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha, well I am happy with it!
 
bad_button_troll Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, that's impossible so you must just sit there in your own missery, dreaming of a day where your wishes are a reality.
 
YourFather Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
-sighs-, I know...
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I went to the movies, and my friend and I bit the heads off two packets of gummy babies, and put the bodies in our friends raspberry soda. We forgot about them, and an hour later I got thirsty... *shudders*
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How could you take so many innocent lives? *crys on the inside
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... I was Hungry, and the blue people in Avatar were annoying me.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Excuses, excuses.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:(
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just imagined you as Hungry from the Weight Watcher's commercial. I feel so bad for that little orange guy. He just wants to be part of the party. I want my own Hungry monster pet...
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
.... *blank stare*
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
.... Hey, I'm back... I couldn't sleep... What's up?
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey!
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Can I can I call you Dobby? I hav nicknames for everyone... well... some people...
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Meeeefff!! *have
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Where's my nickname? *tear*
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like ActionMan though... makes me think of a action hero toy... thing... ACTIONMAN!! *fanfare*
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I ironed my hands master...
 
ActionMan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Kinky.
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sure.
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Or dodders... I don't know. I'll call you both...
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Life, Death, Unicorns... the usual
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Of course!
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Awhh! I'm so tired, I wish I could be sleeping right now. Haha.
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The first step to solving your addiction is admiting you have one. good on you.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ahoy.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Poo... I have to go, I need to practise for my Bus driving liscence ooh and an assignment due tommorow :( GOOD BYE :)
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Good luck!
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
FAREWELL! Good Luck!
 
Pillowbabysgrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i think of azuzephre's emo blobs......
 
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