MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

666 is the best number evarrrrr.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

If they were a true Christian, they'd know 616 is the number of the beast.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Maybe they're just an Iron Maiden fan?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That is very possible. There are many of those out there.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

If they were true Christians, they would have more than 666 words to say about Christianity...

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Even I could pound out a 10k paper on Christianity and I couldn't give two shits about it.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

10k word*

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

lol, I thought you meant a 10kg paper.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

That's an intense peice of paper.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I don't really have anything against this post, I've done that before.

[ - ] Circles360Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I do that deliberately sometimes. But really, 666 words is not a very long paper.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Finally an average one... WOO pizza man coming soon :)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

my mum is cooking taco's <3<3

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I AM INSANELY JEALOUS! swap????

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

no thank you... hehehehe.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bring me some tacos?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

but... but... I want themm.. BRB Im going to get some..

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

choke choke choke.... (but live)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

mmmmmm they are so good!! *chokes* Omg!! hahaha

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I has no tacos... =(

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hahaha... NIPS I am strongly considering making a voodoo doll... GIVE ME A DAMN TACO WOMAN!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

GEN! to do that, you would have to get something of mine and pin it to the doll! but... *hands over taco and cries alittle*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

MMMMMMM TACO! Well I never specifically said I would make one of you! :)... maybe YourFather... :)

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Psh, make a voodoo doll of me if you want. Why? Because of FREEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Still has no tacos.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I know, I mean serious XfX where are my tacos?... freeedom may be yours now, but not for long my friend, not for long....

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*slowly stops chewing and looks down* er... umm... here! *hands half taco to action man and DTE

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh... My... GOD!! Half taco!!!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

hehehehe

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

mmmm taco. HEY ACTIONMAN STOP TRYING TO EAT MY HALF! *angry glare

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*puppy dog eyes which look slightly worrying coming from me* I wouldn't do that...

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yum Yum Waffle >__<

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I BOIL PUPPIES!

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I just had a peanut butter and jam sandwhich.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

OK why does everyone have to have better food then me? life is so unfair! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR TACOS!.. anger gone... may I have a taco?

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I just had some twisties.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What do they taste like? I think I am missing out on something.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

They taste like twisted goodness. Haven't you had twisties before?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha nope, mum gives her little heart to heart about how twisties increase cancer chances if I even look at a packet! I am pretty sure its not even true anyway, but I guess I will just have to live a half life until I taste there heavenly goodness.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My Mum's like that about heaps of things too, but not twisties. Just wait until you try them... mmmmm

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Don't worry, I personally don't think you're missing uot on anything.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh the struggles of mothers :)

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I really want to eat a waffle. No, I have never tried one. *waits for either sympathy or getting bombarded by rotten tomatoes thrown at my face. And now I've made that suggestion people will try it and make me cry. Because they don't know that I really do want to try one.* *I cry.* *notices my comment is starting to sound like a play...?*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Confusion. I feel sympathy for you, because of you not being able to eat tacos? right response?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

me? Oh, I eat tacos alright. Just I've never had a waffle.

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Unless you get driven over by a bus tommorow I'm sure you'll live long enough to eventually try one...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Gets Bus driving liscence... So uh MI what road will you be on tommorrow...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh, damn. They were my plans for tomorrow morning! I guess I'll never get to try a waffle. [!]

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I have also never eaten the wonderful food dubbed 'the waffle'.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The road to... uhhh... THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, see? I'm not alone. Go run over e_p with your bus driving license!!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The road to happiness, arrgh what a lovely place :), and yes, yes I shall... goodbye e_p :) I however feel sympathy for you, waffle's are like goodness mixed with bubbles and kidneyliver, eat crunch is the best moment of your life.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

each*

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

:( Oh, now I will never get to taste the wonder of THE WAFFLE.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You are like the virgin of the waffles... never fret though... one day a waffle will come and claim your waffle virginity. WOAAH too many waffle's in this comment.... *head explode

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

would you like to be a corpse or a pile of ashes?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Danny Diveto- You talking to me?

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

uhmmmm.... huh?

[ - ] BallsMcLongcockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I want mr. toast

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think it might possibly be safe to say I voted for this one too. And if it's not, don't tell me.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It is safe. And now I'm thinking of an old email about saying and stuff about protection/condoms.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Your mom's thinking about protection and condoms....

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Only because your Fathers been running low on them ever since he met me.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Nnnnneeehhhh... Can't think of a good comeback for that. Your face!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Awesome call.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I like your username. I appreciate 'Your father/dad' jokes more since the 'ya mum' joke became popular.

[ - ] HellziezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I remember that email...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I believe you made a rather good decision on this one. *hands you a cookie*

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Finally! -takes cookie- <3

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Actually okay. Least it's cliche-free. I think.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Seems to be...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But who knows for sure? Something might be hiding! *shifty eyes

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

... There isn't even a 'Today'... Unless the MLIA stands for something else, it's... un-tainted by cliche's and also, i believe, plagiarism ...

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Today, I did a word-count check on my Christianity paper. I had written 666 words. MLIA. *

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well, seeing as I'm getting up for school in three and a half hours, I suppose I should leave... GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!... or good morning.. or.. erm.. eh... BYE!!

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bye :)

[ - ] katyofoshizzleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I clicked 'good' in this mainly because of your name.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

... Awesome :D

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Toodles.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Laters, have fun at school.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

G'night!

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Bye... Even though you called me an ass when I was being nice...

[ - ] Sanity_Not_IncludedGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Just earlier today, KWinchester pointed out that the correct number is 616.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Umm, so did Mobile. Right? *elbows*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This is correct.

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Urgh. My sister is taking over the teevee.... BUT I WANT IT!!!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Trauma. My suggestion- Kick her ass or bribery :)

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

She's three, neither work anymore. I won't kick her, but bribes have to be lollipops. And if i get her one my parents will eat me alive, after taking said pop away. Ahwell, she might be in bed by the time gossip girl comes on...

[ - ] doddyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*sympathises*

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL! <3.. If she is still awake I give you permission to stoop to the level of picking her up and moving her to another room... also bubbles will often be bribery enough :)

[ - ] expecto_patronumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

haha, my mum watches Gossip Girl too, but we can't watch it til nine or something when she goes to sleep...

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sadly going to bed... Bye everyone...

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ZA is displeased that 666 would be talked about in this fashion >:(

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

sigh, I ate too much pizza, anyone want any? its pepperoniiii :)

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No, but thank you. I am pretty full myself.

[ - ] icanhascheezburgerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

PAGAN! *waggles finger at*

[ - ] Gamer0309Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*adjusts crouch when no ones looking*

[ - ] KaiDaRebelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

no one gives a shit?

[ - ] jennacat96Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This is where you add THE END so it comes out to 668

[ - ] blueberrygirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

perfect!!!!! dont add anty more words!!

[ - ] whynot406Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okayyyyyy...

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