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I just did a word-count check on my Christianity paper. I had written 666 words. MLIA.
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AlexisAcula Good: 3 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
666 is the best number evarrrrr.
 
Mobile Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If they were a true Christian, they'd know 616 is the number of the beast.
 
ActionMan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe they're just an Iron Maiden fan?
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is very possible. There are many of those out there.
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 5 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If they were true Christians, they would have more than 666 words to say about Christianity...
 
sundayporch Good: 2 Bad: 5 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Even I could pound out a 10k paper on Christianity and I couldn't give two shits about it.
 
sundayporch Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
10k word*
 
MysteryInc Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol, I thought you meant a 10kg paper.
 
ActionMan Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's an intense peice of paper.
 
ActionMan Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't really have anything against this post, I've done that before.
 
Circles360 Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I do that deliberately sometimes. But really, 666 words is not a very long paper.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Finally an average one... WOO pizza man coming soon :)
 
xfuckx Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
my mum is cooking taco's <3<3
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I AM INSANELY JEALOUS! swap????
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
no thank you... hehehehe.
 
ActionMan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bring me some tacos?
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
but... but... I want themm.. BRB Im going to get some..
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
choke choke choke.... (but live)
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mmmmmm they are so good!! *chokes* Omg!! hahaha
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I has no tacos... =(
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hahaha... NIPS I am strongly considering making a voodoo doll... GIVE ME A DAMN TACO WOMAN!
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GEN! to do that, you would have to get something of mine and pin it to the doll! but... *hands over taco and cries alittle*
 
deathtoelmo Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
MMMMMMM TACO! Well I never specifically said I would make one of you! :)... maybe YourFather... :)
 
YourFather Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Psh, make a voodoo doll of me if you want. Why? Because of FREEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
 
ActionMan Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Still has no tacos.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know, I mean serious XfX where are my tacos?... freeedom may be yours now, but not for long my friend, not for long....
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*slowly stops chewing and looks down* er... umm... here! *hands half taco to action man and DTE
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh... My... GOD!! Half taco!!!
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hehehehe
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mmmm taco. HEY ACTIONMAN STOP TRYING TO EAT MY HALF! *angry glare
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*puppy dog eyes which look slightly worrying coming from me* I wouldn't do that...
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yum Yum Waffle >__<
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I BOIL PUPPIES!
 
YourFather Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just had a peanut butter and jam sandwhich.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OK why does everyone have to have better food then me? life is so unfair! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR TACOS!.. anger gone... may I have a taco?
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just had some twisties.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What do they taste like? I think I am missing out on something.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
They taste like twisted goodness. Haven't you had twisties before?
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha nope, mum gives her little heart to heart about how twisties increase cancer chances if I even look at a packet! I am pretty sure its not even true anyway, but I guess I will just have to live a half life until I taste there heavenly goodness.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My Mum's like that about heaps of things too, but not twisties. Just wait until you try them... mmmmm
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Don't worry, I personally don't think you're missing uot on anything.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh the struggles of mothers :)
 
MysteryInc Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I really want to eat a waffle. No, I have never tried one. *waits for either sympathy or getting bombarded by rotten tomatoes thrown at my face. And now I've made that suggestion people will try it and make me cry. Because they don't know that I really do want to try one.* *I cry.* *notices my comment is starting to sound like a play...?*
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Confusion. I feel sympathy for you, because of you not being able to eat tacos? right response?
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
me? Oh, I eat tacos alright. Just I've never had a waffle.
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Unless you get driven over by a bus tommorow I'm sure you'll live long enough to eventually try one...
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Gets Bus driving liscence... So uh MI what road will you be on tommorrow...
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, damn. They were my plans for tomorrow morning! I guess I'll never get to try a waffle. [!]
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have also never eaten the wonderful food dubbed 'the waffle'.
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The road to... uhhh... THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS.
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah, see? I'm not alone. Go run over e_p with your bus driving license!!
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The road to happiness, arrgh what a lovely place :), and yes, yes I shall... goodbye e_p :) I however feel sympathy for you, waffle's are like goodness mixed with bubbles and kidneyliver, eat crunch is the best moment of your life.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
each*
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:( Oh, now I will never get to taste the wonder of THE WAFFLE.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You are like the virgin of the waffles... never fret though... one day a waffle will come and claim your waffle virginity. WOAAH too many waffle's in this comment.... *head explode
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
would you like to be a corpse or a pile of ashes?
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Danny Diveto- You talking to me?
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
uhmmmm.... huh?
 
BallsMcLongcock Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I want mr. toast
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think it might possibly be safe to say I voted for this one too. And if it's not, don't tell me.
 
YourFather Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It is safe. And now I'm thinking of an old email about saying and stuff about protection/condoms.
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your mom's thinking about protection and condoms....
 
YourFather Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Only because your Fathers been running low on them ever since he met me.
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nnnnneeehhhh... Can't think of a good comeback for that. Your face!
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Awesome call.
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like your username. I appreciate 'Your father/dad' jokes more since the 'ya mum' joke became popular.
 
Hellziez Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I remember that email...
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I believe you made a rather good decision on this one. *hands you a cookie*
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Finally! -takes cookie- <3
 
zmcg Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Actually okay. Least it's cliche-free. I think.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Seems to be...
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But who knows for sure? Something might be hiding! *shifty eyes
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... There isn't even a 'Today'... Unless the MLIA stands for something else, it's... un-tainted by cliche's and also, i believe, plagiarism ...
 
iEmily Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, I did a word-count check on my Christianity paper. I had written 666 words. MLIA. *
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, seeing as I'm getting up for school in three and a half hours, I suppose I should leave... GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!... or good morning.. or.. erm.. eh... BYE!!
 
expecto_patronum Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bye :)
 
katyofoshizzle Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I clicked 'good' in this mainly because of your name.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... Awesome :D
 
YourFather Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Toodles.
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Laters, have fun at school.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
G'night!
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bye... Even though you called me an ass when I was being nice...
 
Sanity_Not_Included Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Just earlier today, KWinchester pointed out that the correct number is 616.
 
zmcg Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Umm, so did Mobile. Right? *elbows*
 
AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is correct.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Urgh. My sister is taking over the teevee.... BUT I WANT IT!!!
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Trauma. My suggestion- Kick her ass or bribery :)
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She's three, neither work anymore. I won't kick her, but bribes have to be lollipops. And if i get her one my parents will eat me alive, after taking said pop away. Ahwell, she might be in bed by the time gossip girl comes on...
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*sympathises*
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL! <3.. If she is still awake I give you permission to stoop to the level of picking her up and moving her to another room... also bubbles will often be bribery enough :)
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha, my mum watches Gossip Girl too, but we can't watch it til nine or something when she goes to sleep...
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sadly going to bed... Bye everyone...
 
Zombie_Apocalypse Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ZA is displeased that 666 would be talked about in this fashion >:(
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
sigh, I ate too much pizza, anyone want any? its pepperoniiii :)
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, but thank you. I am pretty full myself.
 
icanhascheezburger Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
PAGAN! *waggles finger at*
 
Gamer0309 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*adjusts crouch when no ones looking*
 
KaiDaRebel Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
no one gives a shit?
 
jennacat96 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is where you add THE END so it comes out to 668
 
blueberrygirl Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
perfect!!!!! dont add anty more words!!
 
whynot406 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Okayyyyyy...
 
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