MyLifeIsAverage

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Today, I was walking with my friend and she asked me why I always look down when I walk. I told her it's so I don't trip. The real reason is so I don't miss any crunchy leaves. MLIA
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deathtoelmo Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Old.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have never read a post about crunchy leaves before. Ever.
 
ActionMan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*insert [!]*
 
AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No need, everyone knows I'm being sarcastic. Especially with that "ever" at the end.
 
ActionMan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Just in case.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Only n00bs would think I was being serious.
 
Mobile Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You were being sarcastic?? Damn, you fooled me!!
 
ActionMan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Directly below doctorzombie7 just called first. I think they fall under that category.
 
AlexisAcula Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Awhhh shewt, did I really Mobile?! Lololol.
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's not really necessary to repeatedly call attention to my fail...
 
imjustcoollikethat Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yes we do :) ... though i do do that myself...
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 2 Bad: 4 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
First comment?
 
TheExoticMink Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe next time, kiddo.
 
YourFather Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Now I'm thinking of Kill Bill.
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
-waits for next post-
 
iEmily Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lame
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your face is lame.
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Fail..
 
ActionMan Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Major fail. We don't call firsts around here. It just makes you look a little bit stupid.
 
doctorzombie7 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah, YourFather. We don't call firsts... >.>
 
YourFather Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Because youse (sp?) are too slow to be first, meanwhile, I'm lightning fast and always early, because I know Your Father likes it when I come early.
 
zmcg Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
More than a little bit.
 
xfuckx Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I look down, cause I try to find money... but ok.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bahaha
 
ActionMan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I found $60 on the ground once. That money all went very quickly.
 
doddy Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lucky people...
 
xfuckx Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I found, a $50 on the ground... but just as I went to pick it up, and a kid took it grrr
 
ActionMan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No loss, no gain. Pretty average.
 
doddy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Someone decided to super glue five cent coins all around our school. Some people just wouldn't give up...
 
xfuckx Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am one of those people! jks im not.. i dont care for 5 cent coins...
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, no. The grammar is... is... ok. QUICKLY! I NEED SOMETHING TO INSULT!
 
deathtoelmo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YOU BITCH! now you can insult me :)
 
MysteryInc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
WHY THE **** DID YOU CALL ME A BITCH YOU ******?!?!?! *sigh* I feel better now.
 
deathtoelmo Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I feel like I accomplished something.
 
expecto_patronum Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I love crunchy leaves.
 
YourFather Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Did someone cast a spell of dopeyness on you? You don't say the.. -whispers- ..forbiddon word which is... love... unless you want to be swamped with "I love your mu/om!"
 
expecto_patronum Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I take back that 'love' and replace it with 'enjoy'.
 
YourFather Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
-waits for 'those' comments-
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But there are none. I have a magic shield which protects me from 'those' comments.
 
YourFather Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, then, I'm lucky it's dark, I haven't blushed htis much since Madam Pomfrey said she liked my new earmuffs!
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... I recognise this... but I can't figure out where from. Book? Movie?
 
Sanity_Not_Included Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I live in Washington, and it always rains here. So the leaves are all wet here; not crunchy. :(
 
expecto_patronum Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:C
 
AlexisAcula Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I too, live in Washington. I love it here! Haha.
 
Sanity_Not_Included Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Depends on which part you live in. I live in an area full of half-naked 13 year olds, and all of my old friends are pregnant and/or homeless. God damn western Washington. Haha.
 
Circles360 Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wow, how original and average of you, do you feel good that you made it on to the internet with your shameless plageurism of a lame cliche? I bet you do.
 
zmcg Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*plagiarism. sorry. urges, y'know.
 
YourFather Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Sorry. *Urges,... :|
 
zmcg Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ah. Capitalization. Such a drag.
 
Sanity_Not_Included Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am going to go to bed now! Almost 1am. :) Bye everyone!
 
grumpy_walter Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah.
 
ArtificiallyZeal Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That doesn't sound like a very fun friendship if you have to lie about something so simple and(off MLIA) silly thing.
 
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