MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago

test

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This is a test of how annoying you are, right?

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hmm he aced it. Definitely annoying.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

A+++. Aced it with flying colours.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I see the flying colors...they are everywhere man!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*sings The Colors of the Wind from Pochahontas*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*break dances*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*breaks arm while dancing* It's the same thing, right?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*breaks waffle-d's other arm*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not really, now you can't pull off some of those fancy headstand moves.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Aww. At least I can still tap dance *shuffle ball change*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*tap dances with waffledragon to yakety sax*

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*ties tap shoelaces together* Let's see you get outta that! >:D

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ahh! *breaks legs and flops around like a possessed chicken nugget*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Shiiiii-*falls flat on face*

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*feels bad for all the havoc wreaked*

[ - ] CynicalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Chuck!!!!!!!!!! <3

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

CYNICAL!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[ - ] CynicalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Long time no comments!

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I've been on some! I think we're just on different schedules. :/

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

CML!!!!!! <33

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I'm not trying to be annoying, but that fits perfectly.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

If this person had amy wits, he'd be a half-wit.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This has been a drill. Were this a real incident, the obnoxiousness you have just witnessed would be followed by a lot more just like it.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I see your test. Thus, your username fails.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I just had an STD test, I failed. But, I win at the same time, because I got some.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But, you have AIDs. And you'll lose the game of life.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Psh. AIDS is the least of my worries. You never know what kinds of diseases you'll find on this border.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The drugs probably didn't help.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I lurve you.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

<3

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

BorderPatrol actually fucks the border itself.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes, I have sex with the ground.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Guys in my seventh grade class would hump the ground and say "I'm populating China!"

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sounds sexy.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Sounds horrible. Those unfortunate, sleeping Chinese women. Those sad, fatherless Chinese children.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

He'll never retire to Millionaire Estates.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*GASP* OH NO!

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And you just lost the game.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

CIRCAFAN YOU!!! YOU CIRCAFANNING CIRCAFANFACED CIRCAFANNER!

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I lost the game.

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I just lost the game. :(

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Each time I lose the game, I get a little closer to winning.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

The game = sex?!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Today, I realized I did something wrong. I am sorry. MLIA Oh, and a warning: There are a few more of these.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Breaks out Doritos while reading.*

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Keep yo' hands off my mama. Keep yo' hands off my Doritos.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Thankyou for realizing my set up.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*flops on the floor*

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

BEST COMMERCIAL EVERRR

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My hands been all ova yo mama. But don't worry, I didn't enjoy it. I don't swang that way.

[ - ] Ashlizzle38Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

LOL

[ - ] KazamGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

ha...ha?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Wow, this has been done more times than I can count. *stabs OP in the jugular*

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*joins in stabbing of jugular*

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hurrah, a jugular-stabbing party! Later, we might even move on to slitting wrists!

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*OP jugular pops* Oh God, Oh God! What do we do?!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Run!!

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*drives off in getaway car*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*dances around in gory shower*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

waffledragon!C: so many old names here today!

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You never call a woman old :|

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Fine. Elderly.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*shrivels up and dies*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No, NO! I can't handle another death! OP and now you?! *breaks out crying*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*pops out of grave* Boo!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hello my love! I've missed you! <3

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hello, darling! I've missed you as well! How are you?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm ok, how are you?

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm okay as well! Just doing schoolwork. Ick. How was the doc?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

They took my blood again. I now have a bruise on my arm from the needle. So it pretty much sucked as always.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Lame. Did you get a Dora the Explorer Band-Aid?

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

bcf, I saw that pun in there. Don't think you got away with it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

There was a pun? And no rbb, I did not get a Dora the Explorer Band-Aid, I didn't even get a band-aid.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm thinking the pun was the needle sucking up your blood. And that's sad, now you can't write an MLIA about your experience. I downloaded the Hey Monday CD and I like it, just FYI. :)

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ohhh *understands pun*. I'm so proud of you!! I might be seeing them with The Cab in April :D

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

They took your blood and it sucked as always... :]

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha I'm so proud of YOU then! :P What are other good bands that I will like?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Umm...Disco Curtis, The Maine, Jack's Mannequin, You Me At Six, All Time Low, The Academy Is, Circa Survive, Family Force 5, In Passing, A Rocket To The Moon.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I have heard of not a lot of those, lol. So, well done! :) I saw Jack's Mannequin with the Fray last summer!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Gee, thanks for the invite :P

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha had I known you and had a spare plane ticket to Michigan, you definitely would've been invited. :P

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha next time then.

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The sky is a ceiling to a hobo.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Nathan Fillion was on my television holding a can of whipped cream earlier.

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I am salivating.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I did, too. That whipped cream looked delicious.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Whipped cream is like shaving cream but sexier

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And more delicious.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey KW- who on Supernatural do you like best? I like Dean. :) wbu?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*spazz attack* OMFG CASTIEL IS A BAMF AND I WOULD HAVE HIS BABIES. *deep breath* I'm okay...

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha okay *forced smile*... Now, this is your psychiatrist, Dr. Jones...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...Indy?

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hahaha No, Indiana. Someone who doesn't make contact with demons ;)

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

True story: One of my professors is a Dr. Jones. His specialty, however, is mechanical behavior of materials.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Damn. I'd kill to be that girl in Indy's class with "LOVE YOU" written on her eyelids.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

KWin check your e-mail.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

A hobo is a speedbump to my automobile.

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Statefarm is always there.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But Allstate told me that this recession is different because they've changed! I don't know who to believe!

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I don't know...All I know is that progressive girl pisses me off.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

She's far too excited. I dislike perky people.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ouch :(

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm sorry annabelle, are you a perky person? I didn't mean to offend.

[ - ] NamelessOrganismGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I feel like the price gun is too cool for her to touch.

[ - ] R4WRN3SSGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My ad is 500 Days of Summer and I just watched that yesterday..

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm a fan of that movie.

[ - ] R4WRN3SSGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, I really liked it.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Best part: when everyone is dancing and singing after he gets laid.

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My ad is a big box of slightly lighter grey. I wonder what that's advertising for.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

AdBlock!

[ - ] ryebreadboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Best ad ever.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It is. It helps pages load a lot faster ;)

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I get a gray box on the pages with the comments, but a real ad on the main page. Explain.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

So... the ceiling was too high for her to see it, huh?

[ - ] bizzleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

She was too high for the ceiling.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I guess that makes sense.

[ - ] bizzleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

On MLIA, drugs are always the answer.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

... I thought they were everywhere.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

agirllikeannabelle is bringing sexy back!

[ - ] bizzleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Exactly, because MLIA = real life!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha <3

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

<3 <3 <3

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Cool story, sistah.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Guh'night, chall.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Keep in touch.

[ - ] jlcn24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Wonder how she missed seeing the sky, you blue with clouds as a ceiling.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

. . .What the Circafan?

[ - ] jlcn24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

huh?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

How new are you?

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Too new. Sick Circafan.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Of course you mention that you were waiting for your boyfriend... I think that the whole post was a ploy to rub the fact that you have a boyfriend in our faces.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Only one who is bitter would think that...

[ - ] SBxoxSpiffyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think that o;

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Or one without a boyfriend.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

... who is bitter.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

As one who celebrates Single's Awareness Day or SAD on February 14th, yes. I AM a little bitter. *twich twitch*

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

People take Valentine's Day waaaaaay too seriously.

[ - ] Sk8ynatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's also Chinese new year!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Or one without a boyfriend.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm sure many people who don't have boyfriends don't think this post was meant to be rubbed in their faces; it takes the added bitterness in order to believe that.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Whoa. Double post at different times; that must be a new record!

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I totally would have continued to think you were just being cheeky if you hadn't said that ;)

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This is a repeat!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I thought you were new?

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Doesn't mean she/he hasn't read for a while.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'v been reading these for an hour or so.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

More like a re-repeat. Haha, re-re

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I have the Meow Mix song stuck in my head.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Goddammit. Now I do too. Thanks a bunch.

[ - ] Sk8ynatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Why did she have to mention that she was outside twice?

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