MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, my little sister and I were outside waiting for my boyfriend to pick us up. I was bored because he was late, so I pointed up and said, "Hey, Casey, look! Someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!" She looked up and searched and finally said, "I don't see it." We were outside. MLIA
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Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 2 Bad: 10 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
test
 
KWinchester Good: 8 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is a test of how annoying you are, right?
 
ChuckMyLife Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hmm he aced it. Definitely annoying.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A+++. Aced it with flying colours.
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I see the flying colors...they are everywhere man!
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*sings The Colors of the Wind from Pochahontas*
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*break dances*
 
waffledragon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*breaks arm while dancing* It's the same thing, right?
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*breaks waffle-d's other arm*
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not really, now you can't pull off some of those fancy headstand moves.
 
waffledragon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Aww. At least I can still tap dance *shuffle ball change*
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*tap dances with waffledragon to yakety sax*
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*ties tap shoelaces together* Let's see you get outta that! >:D
 
waffledragon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ahh! *breaks legs and flops around like a possessed chicken nugget*
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Shiiiii-*falls flat on face*
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*feels bad for all the havoc wreaked*
 
Cynical Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Chuck!!!!!!!!!! <3
 
ChuckMyLife Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
CYNICAL!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
 
Cynical Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Long time no comments!
 
ChuckMyLife Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I've been on some! I think we're just on different schedules. :/
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
CML!!!!!! <33
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm not trying to be annoying, but that fits perfectly.
 
flying_turtle_festival Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If this person had amy wits, he'd be a half-wit.
 
NinaJa Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This has been a drill. Were this a real incident, the obnoxiousness you have just witnessed would be followed by a lot more just like it.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I see your test. Thus, your username fails.
 
BorderPatrol Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just had an STD test, I failed. But, I win at the same time, because I got some.
 
KWinchester Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But, you have AIDs. And you'll lose the game of life.
 
BorderPatrol Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Psh. AIDS is the least of my worries. You never know what kinds of diseases you'll find on this border.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The drugs probably didn't help.
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I lurve you.
 
BorderPatrol Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
<3
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
BorderPatrol actually fucks the border itself.
 
BorderPatrol Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes, I have sex with the ground.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Guys in my seventh grade class would hump the ground and say "I'm populating China!"
 
BorderPatrol Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sounds sexy.
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sounds horrible. Those unfortunate, sleeping Chinese women. Those sad, fatherless Chinese children.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
He'll never retire to Millionaire Estates.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*GASP* OH NO!
 
Melodydrama Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And you just lost the game.
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
CIRCAFAN YOU!!! YOU CIRCAFANNING CIRCAFANFACED CIRCAFANNER!
 
peaceprincess Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I lost the game.
 
ChuckMyLife Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just lost the game. :(
 
BorderPatrol Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Each time I lose the game, I get a little closer to winning.
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The game = sex?!
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, I realized I did something wrong. I am sorry. MLIA Oh, and a warning: There are a few more of these.
 
peaceprincess Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Breaks out Doritos while reading.*
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 8 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Keep yo' hands off my mama. Keep yo' hands off my Doritos.
 
peaceprincess Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thankyou for realizing my set up.
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*flops on the floor*
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
BEST COMMERCIAL EVERRR
 
NinaJa Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My hands been all ova yo mama. But don't worry, I didn't enjoy it. I don't swang that way.
 
Ashlizzle38 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
LOL
 
Kazam Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ha...ha?
 
ryebreadboy Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wow, this has been done more times than I can count. *stabs OP in the jugular*
 
NamelessOrganism Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*joins in stabbing of jugular*
 
ryebreadboy Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hurrah, a jugular-stabbing party! Later, we might even move on to slitting wrists!
 
peaceprincess Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*OP jugular pops* Oh God, Oh God! What do we do?!
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Run!!
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*drives off in getaway car*
 
waffledragon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*dances around in gory shower*
 
peaceprincess Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
waffledragon!C: so many old names here today!
 
waffledragon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You never call a woman old :|
 
peaceprincess Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Fine. Elderly.
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*shrivels up and dies*
 
peaceprincess Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, NO! I can't handle another death! OP and now you?! *breaks out crying*
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*pops out of grave* Boo!
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hello my love! I've missed you! <3
 
ryebreadboy Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hello, darling! I've missed you as well! How are you?
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm ok, how are you?
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm okay as well! Just doing schoolwork. Ick. How was the doc?
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
They took my blood again. I now have a bruise on my arm from the needle. So it pretty much sucked as always.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lame. Did you get a Dora the Explorer Band-Aid?
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
bcf, I saw that pun in there. Don't think you got away with it.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There was a pun? And no rbb, I did not get a Dora the Explorer Band-Aid, I didn't even get a band-aid.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm thinking the pun was the needle sucking up your blood. And that's sad, now you can't write an MLIA about your experience. I downloaded the Hey Monday CD and I like it, just FYI. :)
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ohhh *understands pun*. I'm so proud of you!! I might be seeing them with The Cab in April :D
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
They took your blood and it sucked as always... :]
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha I'm so proud of YOU then! :P What are other good bands that I will like?
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Umm...Disco Curtis, The Maine, Jack's Mannequin, You Me At Six, All Time Low, The Academy Is, Circa Survive, Family Force 5, In Passing, A Rocket To The Moon.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have heard of not a lot of those, lol. So, well done! :) I saw Jack's Mannequin with the Fray last summer!
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Gee, thanks for the invite :P
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha had I known you and had a spare plane ticket to Michigan, you definitely would've been invited. :P
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha next time then.
 
NamelessOrganism Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The sky is a ceiling to a hobo.
 
KWinchester Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nathan Fillion was on my television holding a can of whipped cream earlier.
 
NamelessOrganism Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am salivating.
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I did, too. That whipped cream looked delicious.
 
NinaJa Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Whipped cream is like shaving cream but sexier
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And more delicious.
 
flying_turtle_festival Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey KW- who on Supernatural do you like best? I like Dean. :) wbu?
 
KWinchester Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*spazz attack* OMFG CASTIEL IS A BAMF AND I WOULD HAVE HIS BABIES. *deep breath* I'm okay...
 
flying_turtle_festival Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha okay *forced smile*... Now, this is your psychiatrist, Dr. Jones...
 
KWinchester Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...Indy?
 
flying_turtle_festival Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hahaha No, Indiana. Someone who doesn't make contact with demons ;)
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
True story: One of my professors is a Dr. Jones. His specialty, however, is mechanical behavior of materials.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Damn. I'd kill to be that girl in Indy's class with "LOVE YOU" written on her eyelids.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
KWin check your e-mail.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A hobo is a speedbump to my automobile.
 
NamelessOrganism Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Statefarm is always there.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But Allstate told me that this recession is different because they've changed! I don't know who to believe!
 
NamelessOrganism Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't know...All I know is that progressive girl pisses me off.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She's far too excited. I dislike perky people.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ouch :(
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sorry annabelle, are you a perky person? I didn't mean to offend.
 
NamelessOrganism Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I feel like the price gun is too cool for her to touch.
 
R4WRN3SS Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My ad is 500 Days of Summer and I just watched that yesterday..
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm a fan of that movie.
 
R4WRN3SS Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah, I really liked it.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Best part: when everyone is dancing and singing after he gets laid.
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My ad is a big box of slightly lighter grey. I wonder what that's advertising for.
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
AdBlock!
 
ryebreadboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Best ad ever.
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It is. It helps pages load a lot faster ;)
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I get a gray box on the pages with the comments, but a real ad on the main page. Explain.
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So... the ceiling was too high for her to see it, huh?
 
bizzle Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She was too high for the ceiling.
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I guess that makes sense.
 
bizzle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
On MLIA, drugs are always the answer.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... I thought they were everywhere.
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
agirllikeannabelle is bringing sexy back!
 
bizzle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Exactly, because MLIA = real life!
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha <3
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
<3 <3 <3
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Cool story, sistah.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Guh'night, chall.
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Keep in touch.
 
jlcn24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wonder how she missed seeing the sky, you blue with clouds as a ceiling.
 
Nonagon Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
. . .What the Circafan?
 
jlcn24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
huh?
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How new are you?
 
Cynical Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Too new. Sick Circafan.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Of course you mention that you were waiting for your boyfriend... I think that the whole post was a ploy to rub the fact that you have a boyfriend in our faces.
 
sundayporch Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Only one who is bitter would think that...
 
SBxoxSpiffy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think that o;
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Or one without a boyfriend.
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... who is bitter.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
As one who celebrates Single's Awareness Day or SAD on February 14th, yes. I AM a little bitter. *twich twitch*
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
People take Valentine's Day waaaaaay too seriously.
 
Sk8ynat Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's also Chinese new year!
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Or one without a boyfriend.
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sure many people who don't have boyfriends don't think this post was meant to be rubbed in their faces; it takes the added bitterness in order to believe that.
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Whoa. Double post at different times; that must be a new record!
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I totally would have continued to think you were just being cheeky if you hadn't said that ;)
 
AKissGoodnight Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is a repeat!
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I thought you were new?
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Doesn't mean she/he hasn't read for a while.
 
AKissGoodnight Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'v been reading these for an hour or so.
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
More like a re-repeat. Haha, re-re
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I have the Meow Mix song stuck in my head.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Goddammit. Now I do too. Thanks a bunch.
 
Sk8ynat Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why did she have to mention that she was outside twice?
 
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