A few days ago I was teaching some expressions to my students (I teach English in France). I was explaining the expression "to get over something" and told them "You can get over being sick, but you can also get over a traumatic event, like a death. Unless it's your death." Only a few students laughed. I now know who the smart ones are. MLIA
YES
I AM ADDICTED TO HONEY.
I AM ADDICTED TO DRUGS.
OH MY GODS GET HELP.
IT MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY. *Sees unicorn run across room*
*slaps* SNAP OUT OF IT.
*Gets slightly aroused*
HAHA, IT'S EATING THE PURPLE MUSHROOM! HOLY SHIT, THE CATERPILLAR JUST ATE THE UNICORN.
ONLY SLIGHTLY?
*Gets very aroused*
DAMNED STRAIGHT.
STOP WITH THE CAPITAL LETTERS THEY'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE WITH ALL THE INTERNAL SCREAMING!
*WHISPERS*
*Is amused from the drugs, doesn't need arousle*
whatreyouwhispering
"THE APPLE IS BLUE."
I like to whisper to. Whispering's my favorite.
IT WAS UNTIL THE BEAVER MADE IT PURPLE.
whyistheapplebluebeforethebeaverturnsitpurple
THERE'S A CONVENIENCE STORE IN ONE OF THE DORMS ON MY CAMPUS CALLED THE BLUE APPLE. THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW *faints*
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT WAS BLUE. OR WHY THE BEAVER TURNED IT PURPLE. IT HAPPENED THOUGH.
TROLLL!!! IN THE CLOSET!!!! TRRROOOOOLLL IN THE CLOSET!!! Thought you ought to know... he's fruitier than a fruitbat. *faints*
*Steals wallet*
Who's wallet? It better not have been mine. We're drug buddies!
*OFFERS TO HELP BP*
*Offers drugs to agirllikeannabelle*
*snorts the drugs* Wow. Guess I shouldn't have been the one to offer to help.
DONT TAKE IT IT'S A TRAP!
Too late. Already high.
I think an intervention is needed.
Lol, this has made me laugh but it has nothing to do with the post.
I AM ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE.
THAT'S NICE. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I'M ADDICTED TO? *answers own question* YUP. THAT'S RIGHT, MASHED POTATOES.
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I'M ADDICTED TO.
MASHED POTATOES. Oh, you beat me to it :(
BREATHE CAROLINA, RIGHT?
^That wasn't to bcf. Bcf, Breathe Caroline?
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
CHICKENS ON METH?
I AM NOT ADDICTED TO ANYTHING BUT I'M TRIPPIN OUT ON NYQUIL AND I CAN STARE AT THE FLOOR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE OCEAN WITH GLASS ON TOP
I'M A GOOD GUETHER.
NINAJA <3
MY EYE IS TWITCHING FOR REALZIES. I DON'T KNOW WHY.
BREATHECAROLINAFAN <(") IT COULD BE A PENGUIN IF YOU ONLY BELIEVE
I BELIEVE! IN FAIRIES. 'CAUSE I AM ONE! *CLAPS*
I thought it was an ice cream cone...
I can accept this. AND THAT MAKES A GREAT DEAL OF SENSE!
I CAN TELL
No.
Where are you? I can't see you?
People die when they are killed.
stop it! I can't eat anymore!
OP, you are an idiom.
You are a hyperbole.
You are a gerund.
OMG! I HATE GRAMMER!!!
Why are you here?
Because she thinks she's average.
Then who's an allusion?
MEEE!!! I allude to things that will happen in the future!!! For example, the next post will NOT be average.
I only wish I knew who the auxiliary verb is... D:
The ones that didn't laugh, right?
Right.
BCF! I knew you'd agree!
BCF! I knew you'd agree!
I agreed twice apparently!
...twice...
You can't get over your death 'cause you'd be dead. Otay?
Otay
Oooootaaaayy!
Otay.
ahah i just get it now!!
You're one of the ones that didn't laugh, aren't you?
Otay buckwheat.
I got a pickle, I got a pickle, I got a pickle hey hey hey hey!
We got a dollar! We got a dollar! We got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Hey, do you have a hamburger to go with that shake?
I approve of this post. It's not cliche, it's clever, and appeals to intellect. *cringes, waiting for the beating*
i agree with you!
I haven't even read it yet.
well then why do you comment?
I'm too sexy for this shirt.
*holds up fringed, sequined shirt* How about this one?
This one is surprisingly worth the read. :]
*beats eggs* Take that, scapegoat!
Here's some flour, water and sugar. MAKE WAFFLES!! :D
I see whatchu did thur.
I AM clever, aren't I?
I AM clever, aren't I?
I also FAIL at double posting.
How's that average?
i happen to think its very average
*Kisses* Goodnight?
Thanks.. But, I don't take things that fast. Sorry.
Well here we have sex on the first date.
Oh? Alright guess I gotta get used to it then, huh?
Yes, we're all whores on this site.
I think I'll fit in. Been called that a few times.
I haven't. I've been called a bitch though, a few hundred times...
Psssshhhhh, what are you talking about? We don;t even have first dates. Its 1. Hello 2. Drop your pants 3. Bend over 4. *ahem, ahem* 5. Shake hands 6. Part ways
Me too. You get used to it.
Hey Mobile and I had a date...
Who's Mobile? And how'd you have a date?
*Gasp* You DON'T know who Mobile is?! Oh, we had an e-date. We went to The Point.
No? Am I supossed to? And that sounds.. fun. Haha.
Goodbye, everyone!
Shit, where'd that voice come from?
Over there! *points* (By the way, did you notice the time counter on my first post?)
*Looks, but doesn't see anything* Damn, it must be the voices again...(No, I did not.)
Hey! I remember those voices! *hears voice that says BOO!*
The asylum.
69th post. xD
Pop goes that mo fo's weasel!
You are SO mature.
Bradley
A few days ago I was teaching some expressions to my students (I teach English in France). I was explaining the expression "to get over something" and told them "You can get over being sick, but you can also get over a traumatic event, like a death. Unless it's your death." Only a few students laughed. I now know who the suck ups. MLIA
*suck ups are. MLIA
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