MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my older brother stole the power chord that goes with my computer, causing my computer to turn off and my english essay to be deleted. Ten minutes later, I hear him scream. Apparently, his computer crashed and he lost all of his data. Karma always wins. MLIA.

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[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

test

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

ies.

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

RAWR

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

GRRR.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Karma's a bitch.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

With a rash.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

In heat.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And rabies.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And seven hungry children.

[ - ] KazamGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

nude, in bed

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That can't be scratched.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Some cruel person should name their kid Karma. I'd laugh.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Karma's mom would be a bitch.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My friend named her female dog Karma. Thus... Karma is a bitch.

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

& on top of all that, RAWR.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sorry, I don't know you.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Of living.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Too bad this has nothing to do with Karma.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Power chord?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

D MINOR!

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Really? I was thinking a minor...

[ - ] BeskarKomrkGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

fyi, you can't have a minor power chord. Power chords are a root and a fifth, both of which exist in both major and minor chords. The third is what differentiates them.

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

One day I won the lottery and was super happy. I got ran over by a car and lost my ticket. Then I did some good thing and the ticket went back at me. I'M RICH

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My Name Is Earl?

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hi Earl.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey Randy.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No, no... the show. My name is Earl... he wins the lotto and gets hit by a car for all the bad shit he's done?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Power chord? Were you playing guitar?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It was playing to balooga whale.

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Baby Balooga

[ - ] MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

In the deep blue sea, you swim so wild and you swim so free.

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

its good to know people still watch Full House

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Beluga

[ - ] MrosehappyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Karna isn't real. Good things always happen to those who punch babies. It's a cientifikal fact.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm the peaceprincess not the spellingqueen.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hello. Would you like to be my see-saw buddy?

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yay! Wait... see-saw..

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

We have the facts. *shows complicated graph.* *smiles and nods*

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

It's cuz you were both surfing porn sites and got a virus.

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sounds like most teenagers.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And lonely adults.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's why I always watch Russian porn. Because they ALWAYS wear condoms.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Ok, so my friend just told me to check out this site. Should I waste my time even looking at it?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Welcome to Hell.

[ - ] AveragenubGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Depends. Just understand that the stories here aren't actually average. They've basically turned into things that made somebody's day.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Only for the commenters :D

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I was reading some of the convorsations. They're kinda funny. You guys just basically make fun of everyone.

[ - ] tinallama11Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yuh... you could say that.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Dat's mah job!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well, you do a great job. haha.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*bows*

[ - ] pinkgumtasteslikecandlesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i wouldn't bow if i were you nonagon cause someone spilled chocolate milk on the ground and you might get it in your hair...

[ - ] tightywhiteys555Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Power chord? Were you drawing super-circles?

[ - ] camigerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was a maths essay. An English maths essay.

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