Today, my older brother stole the power chord that goes with my computer, causing my computer to turn off and my english essay to be deleted. Ten minutes later, I hear him scream. Apparently, his computer crashed and he lost all of his data. Karma always wins. MLIA.
test
ies.
RAWR
GRRR.
Karma's a bitch.
With a rash.
In heat.
And rabies.
And seven hungry children.
nude, in bed
That can't be scratched.
Some cruel person should name their kid Karma. I'd laugh.
Karma's mom would be a bitch.
My friend named her female dog Karma. Thus... Karma is a bitch.
& on top of all that, RAWR.
Sorry, I don't know you.
Of living.
Too bad this has nothing to do with Karma.
Power chord?
D MINOR!
Really? I was thinking a minor...
fyi, you can't have a minor power chord. Power chords are a root and a fifth, both of which exist in both major and minor chords. The third is what differentiates them.
One day I won the lottery and was super happy. I got ran over by a car and lost my ticket.
Then I did some good thing and the ticket went back at me. I'M RICH
My Name Is Earl?
Hi Earl.
Hey Randy.
No, no... the show. My name is Earl... he wins the lotto and gets hit by a car for all the bad shit he's done?
Power chord? Were you playing guitar?
It was playing to balooga whale.
Baby Balooga
In the deep blue sea, you swim so wild and you swim so free.
its good to know people still watch Full House
*Beluga
:)
Karna isn't real. Good things always happen to those who punch babies. It's a cientifikal fact.
I'm the peaceprincess not the spellingqueen.
Hello. Would you like to be my see-saw buddy?
Yay! Wait... see-saw..
We have the facts. *shows complicated graph.* *smiles and nods*
It's cuz you were both surfing porn sites and got a virus.
Sounds like most teenagers.
And lonely adults.
That's why I always watch Russian porn. Because they ALWAYS wear condoms.
Ok, so my friend just told me to check out this site. Should I waste my time even looking at it?
Welcome to Hell.
Depends. Just understand that the stories here aren't actually average. They've basically turned into things that made somebody's day.
Only for the commenters :D
I was reading some of the convorsations. They're kinda funny. You guys just basically make fun of everyone.
Yuh... you could say that.
Dat's mah job!
Well, you do a great job. haha.
*bows*
i wouldn't bow if i were you nonagon cause someone spilled chocolate milk on the ground and you might get it in your hair...
Power chord? Were you drawing super-circles?
It was a maths essay. An English maths essay.
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