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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, my older brother stole the power chord that goes with my computer, causing my computer to turn off and my english essay to be deleted. Ten minutes later, I hear him scream. Apparently, his computer crashed and he lost all of his data. Karma always wins. MLIA.
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Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
test
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 7 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ies.
 
RAWRsaysDINO Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
RAWR
 
BorderPatrol Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GRRR.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Karma's a bitch.
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
With a rash.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In heat.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And rabies.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And seven hungry children.
 
Kazam Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
nude, in bed
 
peaceprincess Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That can't be scratched.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Some cruel person should name their kid Karma. I'd laugh.
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Karma's mom would be a bitch.
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My friend named her female dog Karma. Thus... Karma is a bitch.
 
RAWRsaysDINO Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
& on top of all that, RAWR.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sorry, I don't know you.
 
badlydrawnboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Of living.
 
sundayporch Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Too bad this has nothing to do with Karma.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 7 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Power chord?
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 6 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
D MINOR!
 
ChuckMyLife Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Really? I was thinking a minor...
 
BeskarKomrk Good: 7 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fyi, you can't have a minor power chord. Power chords are a root and a fifth, both of which exist in both major and minor chords. The third is what differentiates them.
 
Averagenub Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
One day I won the lottery and was super happy. I got ran over by a car and lost my ticket. Then I did some good thing and the ticket went back at me. I'M RICH
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My Name Is Earl?
 
Averagenub Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hi Earl.
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey Randy.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, no... the show. My name is Earl... he wins the lotto and gets hit by a car for all the bad shit he's done?
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Power chord? Were you playing guitar?
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It was playing to balooga whale.
 
lilmisstrixter Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Baby Balooga
 
Melodydrama Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In the deep blue sea, you swim so wild and you swim so free.
 
lilmisstrixter Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
its good to know people still watch Full House
 
tinallama11 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Beluga
 
Mrosehappy Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
:)
 
TheScareCrow Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Karna isn't real. Good things always happen to those who punch babies. It's a cientifikal fact.
 
peaceprincess Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm the peaceprincess not the spellingqueen.
 
TheScareCrow Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hello. Would you like to be my see-saw buddy?
 
peaceprincess Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yay! Wait... see-saw..
 
themashedpotatomaster Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We have the facts. *shows complicated graph.* *smiles and nods*
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's cuz you were both surfing porn sites and got a virus.
 
Averagenub Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sounds like most teenagers.
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And lonely adults.
 
TheScareCrow Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's why I always watch Russian porn. Because they ALWAYS wear condoms.
 
AKissGoodnight Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ok, so my friend just told me to check out this site. Should I waste my time even looking at it?
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Welcome to Hell.
 
Averagenub Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Depends. Just understand that the stories here aren't actually average. They've basically turned into things that made somebody's day.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Only for the commenters :D
 
AKissGoodnight Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I was reading some of the convorsations. They're kinda funny. You guys just basically make fun of everyone.
 
tinallama11 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yuh... you could say that.
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Dat's mah job!
 
AKissGoodnight Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, you do a great job. haha.
 
Nonagon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*bows*
 
pinkgumtasteslikecandles Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i wouldn't bow if i were you nonagon cause someone spilled chocolate milk on the ground and you might get it in your hair...
 
tightywhiteys555 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Power chord? Were you drawing super-circles?
 
camiger Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It was a maths essay. An English maths essay.
 
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