MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

And now you can die!

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Bye Bye OP.

[ - ] averageman18Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That would make my life.

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Let's kill the OP.

[ - ] writingaddict123Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

What's an OP?

[ - ] averageman18Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

oval penis

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Obscene Party. Whatever the others tell you, is a lie.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

It's Orange Platypus.. guys we discussed this.

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

It's an octogonal polygon. You guys are so mean, trying to lie...

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Original Poster, or the person who wrote the story.

[ - ] writingaddict123Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I'm trusting your answer.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You suck.

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

>:C that's not very nice.

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Awwww, why did you have to ruin all the fun? D: Making up stuff is much more amusing.

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sorry! When I clicked submit no one else's was posted, and then when I refreshed there were a ton before mine, and now I feel bad :C

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Next time, remember this: Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*bows down* I'm using this now on.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

What a life. *yawns*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You must have a very sad life if that made it.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*yawn*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Sneezes*

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Coughs*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Burp, hiccup* AM I GOING TO DIE NOW?!

[ - ] averageman18Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*Farts* whoops

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Sharts*

[ - ] averageman18Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sharks?!!?!?!

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Nope, a cross between a fart and a shi--poop. Expletives are a no-no.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*rave dances*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Hops the fence*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Watches as you stumble around the mine field*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'll have you know, I'm awesome at minesweeper. Intermediate in 73 seconds!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Than let's see how you handle...THE SNAKE PITS!! *Pulls lever dropping you into a pit of garden snakes*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Cries at how unpeaceful it all is*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Nooo! Not the snake pits! *dies dramatically*

[ - ] roflwaffle37Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Bless you.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Thank you. *Licks face*

[ - ] roflwaffle37Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yup, no problem. *Is slightly disgusted, then licks face in return*

[ - ] theblackoneGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Sad life, then

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sexy's already here.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

It left after it saw you. I'm bringing it back.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I apologise. That was uncalled for.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

... Thanks.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I laughed, then felt bad for agla, then laughed a bit more.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Love you too, Nonagon.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ha I really do feel bad :/

[ - ] KazamGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*confused* you think OP's sexy? What kind or rock do you live under?

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No. Leave now.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Nooooooo, I am!

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

It never left. ;D

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

You must have a pretty boring life then.

[ - ] LightsleiGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

And? well you didn't finish the story. Bad storyteller!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Wait, I thought your parents fucking made your life?

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

FIRST! Well, I've done it again. Good job, you told yourself you'd try to accomplish something, and you have! *pats self on back* I am the proudest and greatest right now. I bet it would make my father smile a big smile! Wonderful tingly feelings for me!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

CONGRATULATIONS :D I'm so happy for you!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I am so ecstacy right now!

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm trippin out on Nyquil man. Green pills, green pills. One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small. The ones that your mother gives you don't do anything at all.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You can take the blue pill and wake up and believe whatever you want to believe; or you can take the red pill, and go further down the rabbit hole.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Awesome movie!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Watched it again last night!

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Watched your mom again last night, over and over and over..

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Watched you again last night. *looks back to camera of peaceprincess's room*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Sorry, it was just so perfect...

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Ouch...

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It was on purpose. . .

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

At least someone had the patience to explain it very slowly. .

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Are you high dude?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Are YOU?

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I can't remember. Probably though.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ON LIFE!

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And by life I mean cocaine!

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

TSC, have you been smoking something? Why aren't you sharing?

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah! Sharing is caring. Don't forget foos!!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*murmers* There isn't enough for the whole class...

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Shhh... you don't have to share with everyone else, just me. Don't tell the others.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But that wouldn't be respectable!

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

PSSST! TSC! Don't listen to don't listen to them!! *waves a 20* ;D

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*cries*

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Today, I was preparing a microwave dinner and stabbed the package violently to vent it. I felt like iStabber. MLIA

[ - ] delusia123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Stabby rip stab stab? You must be emo haha (it's a song no offense intended) :)

[ - ] ProceedGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Today I went to a porno. Made me flaccid. MLIA

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's not normal. Perhaps you have an erectile dysfunction.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

sad life that OP has...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*sets up sleeping back at bottom of post thread and naps*

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*approaches and asks to share said sleeping bag*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*rolls over in sleep and says "No."*

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*walks away with head hung in sorrow* *sobbing in corner*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*pats back* It's alright, it's okay.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*carefully unzips sleeping bag and places tomatoes in* Sorry, I need a place to put them. *zips sleeping bag back up quietly*

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*slaps TSC for not replying to awebb* How could you?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Am I the only one who felt like they needed to take a huge breath after reading that first sentence?

[ - ] unicornbloodGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not at all. I did too.

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Today, I visited Proceed. Boner almost instantaneously. MLIA *hopes Proceed doesn't take it in a creepy way*

[ - ] ProceedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That made me hard.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

youre disgusting

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

i agree

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I actually think your mom and dad "made your life." Don't make shit up, it doesn't suit you well.

[ - ] ChuckMyLifeGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, shit suits are pretty unflattering. Try Men's Warehouse.

[ - ] awebbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

LOL!!

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

RAWR.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

DINOSAUR!

[ - ] RAWRsaysDINOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Err, yes - dinosaur. (:

[ - ] BallsMcLongcockGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No...a pregnant dinosaur!

[ - ] Philliesphan804Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What the heck? How did this get on here... MLIAs are going down hill...

[ - ] delusia123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Agreed

[ - ] BallsMcLongcockGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I belive your mom and dad made your life

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