Today I went to the movies and saw a tow truck parked next to a sign that said "no parking" I came out 2 hours later to see a tow truck being towed. This made my life. MLIA
And now you can die!
Bye Bye OP.
That would make my life.
Let's kill the OP.
What's an OP?
oval penis
Obscene Party. Whatever the others tell you, is a lie.
It's Orange Platypus.. guys we discussed this.
It's an octogonal polygon. You guys are so mean, trying to lie...
Original Poster, or the person who wrote the story.
I'm trusting your answer.
You suck.
>:C that's not very nice.
Awwww, why did you have to ruin all the fun? D: Making up stuff is much more amusing.
Sorry! When I clicked submit no one else's was posted, and then when I refreshed there were a ton before mine, and now I feel bad :C
Next time, remember this: Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
*bows down* I'm using this now on.
What a life. *yawns*
You must have a very sad life if that made it.
*yawn*
*Sneezes*
*Coughs*
*Burp, hiccup* AM I GOING TO DIE NOW?!
*Farts* whoops
*Sharts*
Sharks?!!?!?!
Nope, a cross between a fart and a shi--poop. Expletives are a no-no.
*rave dances*
*Hops the fence*
*Watches as you stumble around the mine field*
I'll have you know, I'm awesome at minesweeper. Intermediate in 73 seconds!
Than let's see how you handle...THE SNAKE PITS!! *Pulls lever dropping you into a pit of garden snakes*
*Cries at how unpeaceful it all is*
Nooo! Not the snake pits! *dies dramatically*
Bless you.
Thank you. *Licks face*
Yup, no problem. *Is slightly disgusted, then licks face in return*
Sad life, then
I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!
Sexy's already here.
It left after it saw you. I'm bringing it back.
I apologise. That was uncalled for.
... Thanks.
I laughed, then felt bad for agla, then laughed a bit more.
Love you too, Nonagon.
Ha I really do feel bad :/
*confused* you think OP's sexy? What kind or rock do you live under?
No. Leave now.
Nooooooo, I am!
It never left. ;D
You must have a pretty boring life then.
And? well you didn't finish the story. Bad storyteller!
Wait, I thought your parents fucking made your life?
FIRST! Well, I've done it again. Good job, you told yourself you'd try to accomplish something, and you have! *pats self on back* I am the proudest and greatest right now. I bet it would make my father smile a big smile! Wonderful tingly feelings for me!
CONGRATULATIONS :D I'm so happy for you!
I am so ecstacy right now!
I'm trippin out on Nyquil man. Green pills, green pills. One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small. The ones that your mother gives you don't do anything at all.
You can take the blue pill and wake up and believe whatever you want to believe; or you can take the red pill, and go further down the rabbit hole.
Awesome movie!
Watched it again last night!
Watched your mom again last night, over and over and over..
Watched you again last night. *looks back to camera of peaceprincess's room*
Sorry, it was just so perfect...
Ouch...
It was on purpose. . .
At least someone had the patience to explain it very slowly. .
Are you high dude?
Are YOU?
I can't remember. Probably though.
ON LIFE!
And by life I mean cocaine!
TSC, have you been smoking something? Why aren't you sharing?
Yeah! Sharing is caring. Don't forget foos!!
*murmers* There isn't enough for the whole class...
Shhh... you don't have to share with everyone else, just me. Don't tell the others.
But that wouldn't be respectable!
PSSST! TSC! Don't listen to don't listen to them!! *waves a 20* ;D
*cries*
Today, I was preparing a microwave dinner and stabbed the package violently to vent it. I felt like iStabber. MLIA
Stabby rip stab stab? You must be emo haha (it's a song no offense intended) :)
Today I went to a porno. Made me flaccid. MLIA
That's not normal. Perhaps you have an erectile dysfunction.
sad life that OP has...
*sets up sleeping back at bottom of post thread and naps*
*approaches and asks to share said sleeping bag*
*rolls over in sleep and says "No."*
*walks away with head hung in sorrow* *sobbing in corner*
*pats back* It's alright, it's okay.
*carefully unzips sleeping bag and places tomatoes in* Sorry, I need a place to put them. *zips sleeping bag back up quietly*
*slaps TSC for not replying to awebb* How could you?
Am I the only one who felt like they needed to take a huge breath after reading that first sentence?
Not at all. I did too.
Today, I visited Proceed. Boner almost instantaneously. MLIA *hopes Proceed doesn't take it in a creepy way*
That made me hard.
youre disgusting
i agree
I actually think your mom and dad "made your life." Don't make shit up, it doesn't suit you well.
Yeah, shit suits are pretty unflattering. Try Men's Warehouse.
LOL!!
RAWR.
DINOSAUR!
Err, yes - dinosaur. (:
No...a pregnant dinosaur!
What the heck? How did this get on here... MLIAs are going down hill...
Agreed
I belive your mom and dad made your life
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