MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

OH NO I HOPE YOU SURVIVE [!]

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

There's zombies ahead. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That was all over the news last year. *yawns*

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Do you swim competitively?

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

yessir why? creeper much? XD

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What is your event? (I swim too)

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ohhh exciting I am a 100 and 50 free person...type of gal. freestyle and occasionally back i guess

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm free. I swim the 200/500 mostly. And the 100/50. How fast are you?

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

hrm. my 50 free time is 29.20 and my 100 is 1:04 ish. yeah im not good, not bad.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Me too, actually. My 200 time is around 2:18 (Meh) and my 500 time is around 6:00 (Bleh)

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

200 IM and 500 free during high school (which starts on wednesday). My mom is the coach as well, so she swims too.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

oh im doing the 500 for the first time this season saturday...at sectionals kinda nervous. shooting for around 6:00 actually

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ooh, good luck. I'm not swimming at sectionals.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

thanks, our coach is trying to put everyone in sectionals.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I get around 6:00 usually, but I want to break that this year. Last year I had to do the 500 free and the 200 IM at championships on both days. It was tiring.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ooh IM. I suck at butterfly

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Apparently each team can only put four swimmers in each event, and there are four swimmers faster than me in the 200 and 500. (we have some ridiculously fast people on our team)

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh, we have four in each event too, but we don't have that many people

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ah. i see. impressive, considering I can't do butterfly without coking at least once.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

HAHA meant choking sorry

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's amazing, AJanderson. My best stroke is freestyle, so there's lots of competition.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ah, crap. My bad. I've always been an endurance person though. I can't sprint.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes, because if you're good, then you're definently good at freestyle...and then all of those people who do free cuz there's nothing else they CAN do....

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha, I know what you mean MS. So true....

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh, you see I'm a sprinter, I can't do endurance for my life, so I don't know why the heck my coach put me in the 500

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I get 28-29 in the 50 free, but there are people on my team who can get 25-26 with the occasional 24. It's crazy.

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

11:11 WHERE I AM MAKE A WISH

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Haha some people on my team get 22's. It seriously lowers my self esteem.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Your coach probably put you in the 500 so s/he can get a swimmer in every event. If your team is so small, like you said. Oh, and I know a kid who goes like 25s in practice.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I WANNA PONY!

[ - ] musicalswimmerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

OMG DO THEY MAKE DINOSAUR SNUGGIES??

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I run and jump competitively. It's all apart of the job.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's next time! Are you male or female?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Male!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yay! I know the answer! ...I hope!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes, although, I can change. If you'd like. *Licks lips sexually*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh no, you're good like that. ;)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...This could be true, as they did this.

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Lock and load your guns boys. We're going in.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh yeah... that was here. It wasn't that exciting.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I hate your city. Seriously, you're the only person who likes it there.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey now...

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I watched Zombieland last Saturday. I liked it.

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I kissed a boy and I liked it.

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

The taste of her Cherry Chapstick.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Then I went to hell.

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh really? How's it down there? Hot, I hear.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Quite. Nobody got the reference, I see. . .

[ - ] DCFCdiehardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Nope, I'm kinda slow. You have to be patient.

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I watched you sleep last Sunday. I liked it.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It was for the zombie invasion...duh.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*kicks zombie that's hiding under my desk* Yeah, obviously.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hm... I thought it was a team of hackers. Silly local news, always hiding the useful information!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Today, on my iPhone / iPod Touch, I was using the Backgrounds application and saw a picture of an electronic road sign that said Caution: Zombies Ahead. I decided to post it on MLIA. MLIA.

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*goods*

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*rave dances*

[ - ] unnaturalketchuptacoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*disco dances* Stayin alive, stayin alive oh oh oh oh!

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*crowd surfs*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*accidentally drops hjlvp*

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*starts cussing out Nonagon*

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ha 2 cliches in the end. This easily made my dad. I love MLIA *kills self*

[ - ] voLOLdemortGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Hehe your dad is easy

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ha oh wow! *day

[ - ] Nerd66Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah. This could happen. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/uh_ive_got_the_feeling_this_is.php

[ - ] queen_lubiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

im commenting because now there are 69 comments

[ - ] greenweed14Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i noticed the 69 comments and im sorry to break it, but it's not your city, someone broke into the box and they can change what it says, i've done this a couple of times, but i wrote beware of umpa lumpa's

[ - ] cpr0103Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is NOT new. This is from Austin, TX and was done in like '82

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