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Life is pretty normal today.
Today my mom and I were driving on a busy road in my city. As we were driving, we noticed an electric sign (usually used for weather and traffic warnings) that said "Zombies Ahead". We never figured out what it was for, but it easily made my week. I love my city. MLIA
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AJanderson Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OH NO I HOPE YOU SURVIVE [!]
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There's zombies ahead. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
musicalswimmer Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That was all over the news last year. *yawns*
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Do you swim competitively?
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
yessir why? creeper much? XD
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What is your event? (I swim too)
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ohhh exciting I am a 100 and 50 free person...type of gal. freestyle and occasionally back i guess
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm free. I swim the 200/500 mostly. And the 100/50. How fast are you?
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hrm. my 50 free time is 29.20 and my 100 is 1:04 ish. yeah im not good, not bad.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me too, actually. My 200 time is around 2:18 (Meh) and my 500 time is around 6:00 (Bleh)
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
200 IM and 500 free during high school (which starts on wednesday). My mom is the coach as well, so she swims too.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh im doing the 500 for the first time this season saturday...at sectionals kinda nervous. shooting for around 6:00 actually
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ooh, good luck. I'm not swimming at sectionals.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thanks, our coach is trying to put everyone in sectionals.
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I get around 6:00 usually, but I want to break that this year. Last year I had to do the 500 free and the 200 IM at championships on both days. It was tiring.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ooh IM. I suck at butterfly
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Apparently each team can only put four swimmers in each event, and there are four swimmers faster than me in the 200 and 500. (we have some ridiculously fast people on our team)
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, we have four in each event too, but we don't have that many people
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We're the best in our area, but that's not saying much. Butterfly is my stroke. I almost broke 30 seconds in a 50, but not quite.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ah. i see. impressive, considering I can't do butterfly without coking at least once.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAHA meant choking sorry
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's amazing, AJanderson. My best stroke is freestyle, so there's lots of competition.
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ah, crap. My bad. I've always been an endurance person though. I can't sprint.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes, because if you're good, then you're definently good at freestyle...and then all of those people who do free cuz there's nothing else they CAN do....
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha, I know what you mean MS. So true....
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, you see I'm a sprinter, I can't do endurance for my life, so I don't know why the heck my coach put me in the 500
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I get 28-29 in the 50 free, but there are people on my team who can get 25-26 with the occasional 24. It's crazy.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
11:11 WHERE I AM MAKE A WISH
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha some people on my team get 22's. It seriously lowers my self esteem.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your coach probably put you in the 500 so s/he can get a swimmer in every event. If your team is so small, like you said. Oh, and I know a kid who goes like 25s in practice.
 
AJanderson Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I WANNA PONY!
 
musicalswimmer Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OMG DO THEY MAKE DINOSAUR SNUGGIES??
 
BorderPatrol Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I run and jump competitively. It's all apart of the job.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's next time! Are you male or female?
 
BorderPatrol Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Male!
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yay! I know the answer! ...I hope!
 
BorderPatrol Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes, although, I can change. If you'd like. *Licks lips sexually*
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh no, you're good like that. ;)
 
KWinchester Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...This could be true, as they did this.
 
unnaturalketchuptaco Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lock and load your guns boys. We're going in.
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh yeah... that was here. It wasn't that exciting.
 
bellanoche335 Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I hate your city. Seriously, you're the only person who likes it there.
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey now...
 
hjlvp Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I watched Zombieland last Saturday. I liked it.
 
DCFCdiehard Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I kissed a boy and I liked it.
 
unnaturalketchuptaco Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The taste of her Cherry Chapstick.
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Then I went to hell.
 
DCFCdiehard Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh really? How's it down there? Hot, I hear.
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Quite. Nobody got the reference, I see. . .
 
DCFCdiehard Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Nope, I'm kinda slow. You have to be patient.
 
bellanoche335 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I watched you sleep last Sunday. I liked it.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It was for the zombie invasion...duh.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*kicks zombie that's hiding under my desk* Yeah, obviously.
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hm... I thought it was a team of hackers. Silly local news, always hiding the useful information!
 
Nonagon Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, on my iPhone / iPod Touch, I was using the Backgrounds application and saw a picture of an electronic road sign that said Caution: Zombies Ahead. I decided to post it on MLIA. MLIA.
 
unnaturalketchuptaco Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*goods*
 
bellanoche335 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*rave dances*
 
unnaturalketchuptaco Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*disco dances* Stayin alive, stayin alive oh oh oh oh!
 
hjlvp Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*crowd surfs*
 
Nonagon Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*accidentally drops hjlvp*
 
hjlvp Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*starts cussing out Nonagon*
 
iPhone13 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha 2 cliches in the end. This easily made my dad. I love MLIA *kills self*
 
voLOLdemort Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hehe your dad is easy
 
iPhone13 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha oh wow! *day
 
Nerd66 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah. This could happen. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/uh_ive_got_the_feeling_this_is.php
 
queen_lubi Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
im commenting because now there are 69 comments
 
greenweed14 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i noticed the 69 comments and im sorry to break it, but it's not your city, someone broke into the box and they can change what it says, i've done this a couple of times, but i wrote beware of umpa lumpa's
 
cpr0103 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is NOT new. This is from Austin, TX and was done in like '82
 
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