MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
I was eating milk duds today in the little packs. Usually, I get four but I only got three this time. I got so angry and called "The Hershey Company" on the back of the box. I complained to them and they asked for my name and address, town, phone number and zip code. Only a few days later I received a box filled with styrofoam. After going through it for about a minute, I found one lonely milk dud at the bottom. MLIA.
#667473 Comments: 121 Vote: average 14216meh 527Share 
[ - ]  FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 8Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
Get a life. *irony*
 
[ - ]  AJandersonGood: 13Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
OP lives a rough life.
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 11Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
Illegal immigrants live rough lives, but they don't go posting their unaverage stories on here.
 
[ - ]  averageman18Good: 8Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Run it's the BorderPatrol *starts running*
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*Chases*
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Be you a bitchmeister?
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yes, there has been atleast one illegal immigrant post.
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
There are no illegal immigrants on this site. And if there are, they can't hide.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
*Doesn't feel like reading story* *Starts whistling*
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*twiddles thumbs* (I can't whistle)
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*Sigh* I can't either. But shhh! Don't tell anyone!
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*eavesdrops* *tells*
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*Listens* Oh I can't either. But I can snap! *Snaps enthusiastically*
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*Sigh* I can't snap either. I can clap though! *Starts clapping*
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I can't snap! But I can sing! *starts singing Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*Claps along merrily and leads BCF in stupid little game* A sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see...
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*whips Dorito at* NO!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Umm...Lalalalalalalalalala
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Oh man, what are you doing, do you want to watch Monsters Inc. with me?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Me? Yes please!
 
[ - ]  GoatfellonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You're not missin much.
 
[ - ]  MelodydramaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Don't bother, it's a lie anyways.
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
This sounds more fraudulent than Pamela Anderson's ta-tas.
 
[ - ]  GoatfellonGood: 6Bad: 111 year, 12 months ago
Or your sex life?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
Do I know you?
 
[ - ]  FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You're a mob leader, everybody knows you.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You know me!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yes, you know me.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You also know how I would eat you if you were an ice cream cone.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I noticed that you have not denied this claim. Does this mean it is true?
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I haven't denied it because I doubt he knows anything about me or my sex life, nor is my sex life currently displayed for a comparable point. However, at the times I have said it to people, I have not lied.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Sufficient answer. I would have also accepted "No".
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
MOBILE IS AWESOME SHUT UP
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I AGREE!
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
MOBILE IS THE KING OF THIS SITE!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
King/ Pimp.
 
[ - ]  ladiesman277Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
dont you mean queen?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Pimp is much more adequate.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I don't remember voting for him.
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
And K-Dubs is the amazing magician of this site, whose power holds the world together. Every night, when K-Dubs falls asleep, a fissure in the earth's crust opens a little more. And a little more. And someday, while K-Dubs dreams happy dreams, a dragon will emerge. It will act as vindication for people on acid who totally see dragons all the time anyway, man.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'm the...knight!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*starts cracking up* That was awesome, NinaJa.
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
What? Is Mobile a girl and I just never figured it out?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*pictures Mobs as a girl* *starts cracking up even harder*
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I would like to dress Mobile up as a girl one day...
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I would like to take pictures of this...
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
So ladiesman277 failed, not me?
 
[ - ]  howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Her who-hahs?
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Bazonga's.
 
[ - ]  hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
shabadoos
 
[ - ]  Dead_ManGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Her milk duds :)
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hello dear!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*Gets rejected by Mobile...again*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
This made me really sad. D:
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Oh, it's ok. He does this all the time.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I really want some chocolate now.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
This is perhaps my most hated post of the day.
 
[ - ]  KazamGood: 2Bad: 151 year, 12 months ago
That's actually a pretty good one *snickers*
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*Shuns idiotic OP*
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
OP's nipples look like milk duds. *Stabs OP in the nipples*
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
...hehe, old lady nipples look like milk duds. My friend told me this.
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
mmmhhhh...yeh that's what they all say!
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Your friend is wrong.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
"My nipples look like milk duds." Kung Pow referrence?
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Are you an old lady or closely associated with old ladies?
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
No. However, I have seen both old and young. Age is irrelevant. Some people just have milk dud nipples.
 
[ - ]  KazamGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
If they're milk duds, I'll eat'em :D
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I just read it, and I think OP has some anger management issues.
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Don't we all...
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
TERMINOOB SMASH!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Wait, what?
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
It's therapeutic. Helps get rid of anger. GRAAAA!!! *smashes*
 
[ - ]  PerfectenpointeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*Punches wall* That's *my* anger management.
 
[ - ]  averageman18Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That was an overreaction *The Office reference*
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*Loves averageman18 dearly*
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
terminoob just released his anger.
 
[ - ]  NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I enjoy your placid tone.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Why thank you. I try.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*squeezes stress ball* What?
 
[ - ]  FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*smashes keyboard because of cliche* Wait, how did I type this then? With my mind, I suppose.
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Are you a Jedi?
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I am.
 
[ - ]  KazamGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Not meee!
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*smashes*
 
[ - ]  Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Too much text on this screen.
 
[ - ]  killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*sings* Hershey's the great American chocolate bar.
 
[ - ]  hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I'm bored.
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I think there's a serial killer hiding in a rainstorm outside my window, is anyone good at French?
 
[ - ]  bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'm a professional French kisser.
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Good to know, but I'm talking about the future tense.
 
[ - ]  musicalswimmerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Ton fromage est pomme de terre.
 
[ - ]  musicalswimmerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Translated: Your cheese is potato.
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Revenis a la cuisine, salope.
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That sounds gooood.
 
[ - ]  awebbGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
just kick him where it hurts :p
 
[ - ]  hatemudkipsGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted.
 
[ - ]  FiveOne83Good: 10Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
You can't have eaten them "today" and then gotten the package a few days later. Stop making up stupid non-average stories!
 
[ - ]  imasnowflakeGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Exactly my thoughts.
 
[ - ]  ladiesman277Good: 2Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
it doesn't say today anywhere on it
 
[ - ]  awebbGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
that's true.. stop bashing random stories
 
[ - ]  awebbGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
kay nevermind.. i just went back and read it.. it's soo fake!!
 
[ - ]  FiveOne83Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Yes it does. "I was eating milk duds today in the little packs." Notice the 6th word in the sentence.
 
[ - ]  zmcgGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Precisely my sentiments!
 
[ - ]  bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
The rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet!
 
[ - ]  HazelshadowGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
This is beyond epic. Win to the Hershey Company
 
[ - ]  slushpup96Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
This is fake. They said they were eating the duds today and then a few days later they got the package. Oh crap, FiveOne83 caught that as well. Well then, WHAT IF HES A TIME TRAVELER!?!?!?!1111 WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THAT????!?!?!?!111
 
[ - ]  ladiesman277Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
it still doesn't say today
 
[ - ]  awebbGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
it says "i was eating milk duds today.."
 
[ - ]  nickibabiixx441Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
awesome hahahaha
 
[ - ]  SingerGirlXoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
fake. where has MLIA gone now adays where people lie about milk duds....
 
[ - ]  uraveragepurpleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
"facepalm"
 
[ - ]  ArtificiallyZealGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
That's what you get for being such a brat that you have to bitch to someone about not getting one milk dud. I love the candy too, but that's not funny, just rude and obnoxious.
 
[ - ]  G1ng3rBr3ddGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Am i the only one that noticed that it says "today" at the top, then a "a few days later" at the bottom? come on!
 
[ - ]  Aria49Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
naw a couple people noticed too, but it wasn't one of the first comments. ^_^ I like milk duds but to bitch out the company for it? Jeez...
 
[ - ]  lemonlemmings22Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I noticed it, too...I thought it was impressive. "Let's do the time warp agaaaiiin!!!"
 
[ - ]  fosterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
No, they didn't.
 
[ - ]  son9oGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ha ha awesome
 
[ - ]  CosmiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What a waste of packaging!
 
[ - ]  ninjaroseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
thats funny, i almost cried i was laughing so hard!
 

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