MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
I was eating milk duds today in the little packs. Usually, I get four but I only got three this time. I got so angry and called "The Hershey Company" on the back of the box. I complained to them and they asked for my name and address, town, phone number and zip code. Only a few days later I received a box filled with styrofoam. After going through it for about a minute, I found one lonely milk dud at the bottom. MLIA.
#667473 Comments: 121 Vote: average 7123 meh 264
FillingInForOptimistPrime Good: 8 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Get a life. *irony*
 
AJanderson Good: 13 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP lives a rough life.
 
BorderPatrol Good: 11 Bad: 7 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Illegal immigrants live rough lives, but they don't go posting their unaverage stories on here.
 
averageman18 Good: 8 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Run it's the BorderPatrol *starts running*
 
BorderPatrol Good: 8 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Chases*
 
NinaJa Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Be you a bitchmeister?
 
TheScareCrow Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes, there has been atleast one illegal immigrant post.
 
BorderPatrol Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There are no illegal immigrants on this site. And if there are, they can't hide.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 5 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Doesn't feel like reading story* *Starts whistling*
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*twiddles thumbs* (I can't whistle)
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Sigh* I can't either. But shhh! Don't tell anyone!
 
terminoob Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*eavesdrops* *tells*
 
NinaJa Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Listens* Oh I can't either. But I can snap! *Snaps enthusiastically*
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Sigh* I can't snap either. I can clap though! *Starts clapping*
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I can't snap! But I can sing! *starts singing Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*
 
NinaJa Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Claps along merrily and leads BCF in stupid little game* A sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see...
 
terminoob Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*whips Dorito at* NO!
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Umm...Lalalalalalalalalala
 
NinaJa Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh man, what are you doing, do you want to watch Monsters Inc. with me?
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me? Yes please!
 
Goatfellon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're not missin much.
 
Melodydrama Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Don't bother, it's a lie anyways.
 
Mobile Good: 9 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This sounds more fraudulent than Pamela Anderson's ta-tas.
 
Goatfellon Good: 6 Bad: 11 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Or your sex life?
 
Mobile Good: 2 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Do I know you?
 
FillingInForOptimistPrime Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're a mob leader, everybody knows you.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know me!
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes, you know me.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You also know how I would eat you if you were an ice cream cone.
 
iStabber Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I noticed that you have not denied this claim. Does this mean it is true?
 
Mobile Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I haven't denied it because I doubt he knows anything about me or my sex life, nor is my sex life currently displayed for a comparable point. However, at the times I have said it to people, I have not lied.
 
iStabber Good: 5 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sufficient answer. I would have also accepted "No".
 
NinaJa Good: 6 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
MOBILE IS AWESOME SHUT UP
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I AGREE!
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 6 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
MOBILE IS THE KING OF THIS SITE!
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
King/ Pimp.
 
ladiesman277 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
dont you mean queen?
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Pimp is much more adequate.
 
iStabber Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't remember voting for him.
 
NinaJa Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And K-Dubs is the amazing magician of this site, whose power holds the world together. Every night, when K-Dubs falls asleep, a fissure in the earth's crust opens a little more. And a little more. And someday, while K-Dubs dreams happy dreams, a dragon will emerge. It will act as vindication for people on acid who totally see dragons all the time anyway, man.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm the...knight!
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*starts cracking up* That was awesome, NinaJa.
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What? Is Mobile a girl and I just never figured it out?
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*pictures Mobs as a girl* *starts cracking up even harder*
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I would like to dress Mobile up as a girl one day...
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I would like to take pictures of this...
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So ladiesman277 failed, not me?
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Her who-hahs?
 
terminoob Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bazonga's.
 
hjlvp Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
shabadoos
 
Dead_Man Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Her milk duds :)
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hello dear!
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Gets rejected by Mobile...again*
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This made me really sad. D:
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, it's ok. He does this all the time.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I really want some chocolate now.
 
terminoob Good: 7 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is perhaps my most hated post of the day.
 
Kazam Good: 2 Bad: 15 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's actually a pretty good one *snickers*
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Shuns idiotic OP*
 
iStabber Good: 2 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP's nipples look like milk duds. *Stabs OP in the nipples*
 
NinaJa Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...hehe, old lady nipples look like milk duds. My friend told me this.
 
iPhone13 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mmmhhhh...yeh that's what they all say!
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your friend is wrong.
 
ActionMan Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"My nipples look like milk duds." Kung Pow referrence?
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes.
 
NinaJa Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Are you an old lady or closely associated with old ladies?
 
iStabber Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No. However, I have seen both old and young. Age is irrelevant. Some people just have milk dud nipples.
 
Kazam Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If they're milk duds, I'll eat'em :D
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just read it, and I think OP has some anger management issues.
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Don't we all...
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
TERMINOOB SMASH!!!!!!
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wait, what?
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's therapeutic. Helps get rid of anger. GRAAAA!!! *smashes*
 
Perfectenpointe Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Punches wall* That's *my* anger management.
 
averageman18 Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That was an overreaction *The Office reference*
 
NinaJa Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Loves averageman18 dearly*
 
badlydrawnboy Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
terminoob just released his anger.
 
NinaJa Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I enjoy your placid tone.
 
badlydrawnboy Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why thank you. I try.
 
badlydrawnboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*squeezes stress ball* What?
 
FillingInForOptimistPrime Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*smashes keyboard because of cliche* Wait, how did I type this then? With my mind, I suppose.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Are you a Jedi?
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am.
 
Kazam Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not meee!
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*smashes*
 
Text_on_the_screen Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Too much text on this screen.
 
killercxntpunt Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*sings* Hershey's the great American chocolate bar.
 
hippo_campus Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm bored.
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think there's a serial killer hiding in a rainstorm outside my window, is anyone good at French?
 
bellanoche335 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm a professional French kisser.
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Good to know, but I'm talking about the future tense.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ton fromage est pomme de terre.
 
musicalswimmer Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Translated: Your cheese is potato.
 
eabowie Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Revenis a la cuisine, salope.
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That sounds gooood.
 
awebb Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
just kick him where it hurts :p
 
hatemudkips Good: 6 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted.
 
FiveOne83 Good: 10 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You can't have eaten them "today" and then gotten the package a few days later. Stop making up stupid non-average stories!
 
imasnowflake Good: 3 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Exactly my thoughts.
 
ladiesman277 Good: 2 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it doesn't say today anywhere on it
 
awebb Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that's true.. stop bashing random stories
 
awebb Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
kay nevermind.. i just went back and read it.. it's soo fake!!
 
FiveOne83 Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yes it does. "I was eating milk duds today in the little packs." Notice the 6th word in the sentence.
 
zmcg Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Precisely my sentiments!
 
bellanoche335 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet!
 
Hazelshadow Good: 1 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is beyond epic. Win to the Hershey Company
 
slushpup96 Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is fake. They said they were eating the duds today and then a few days later they got the package. Oh crap, FiveOne83 caught that as well. Well then, WHAT IF HES A TIME TRAVELER!?!?!?!1111 WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THAT????!?!?!?!111
 
ladiesman277 Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it still doesn't say today
 
awebb Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it says "i was eating milk duds today.."
 
nickibabiixx441 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
awesome hahahaha
 
SingerGirlXo Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fake. where has MLIA gone now adays where people lie about milk duds....
 
uraveragepurple Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
"facepalm"
 
ArtificiallyZeal Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's what you get for being such a brat that you have to bitch to someone about not getting one milk dud. I love the candy too, but that's not funny, just rude and obnoxious.
 
G1ng3rBr3dd Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Am i the only one that noticed that it says "today" at the top, then a "a few days later" at the bottom? come on!
 
Aria49 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
naw a couple people noticed too, but it wasn't one of the first comments. ^_^ I like milk duds but to bitch out the company for it? Jeez...
 
lemonlemmings22 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I noticed it, too...I thought it was impressive. "Let's do the time warp agaaaiiin!!!"
 
foster Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, they didn't.
 
son9o Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ha ha awesome
 
Cosmi Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What a waste of packaging!
 
ninjarose Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 weeks, 4 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thats funny, i almost cried i was laughing so hard!
 
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