I was eating milk duds today in the little packs. Usually, I get four but I only got three this time. I got so angry and called "The Hershey Company" on the back of the box. I complained to them and they asked for my name and address, town, phone number and zip code. Only a few days later I received a box filled with styrofoam. After going through it for about a minute, I found one lonely milk dud at the bottom. MLIA.
Get a life. *irony*
OP lives a rough life.
Illegal immigrants live rough lives, but they don't go posting their unaverage stories on here.
Run it's the BorderPatrol *starts running*
*Chases*
Be you a bitchmeister?
Yes, there has been atleast one illegal immigrant post.
There are no illegal immigrants on this site. And if there are, they can't hide.
*Doesn't feel like reading story* *Starts whistling*
*twiddles thumbs* (I can't whistle)
*Sigh* I can't either. But shhh! Don't tell anyone!
*eavesdrops* *tells*
*Listens* Oh I can't either. But I can snap! *Snaps enthusiastically*
*Sigh* I can't snap either. I can clap though! *Starts clapping*
I can't snap! But I can sing! *starts singing Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*
*Claps along merrily and leads BCF in stupid little game* A sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see...
*whips Dorito at* NO!
Umm...Lalalalalalalalalala
Oh man, what are you doing, do you want to watch Monsters Inc. with me?
Me? Yes please!
You're not missin much.
Don't bother, it's a lie anyways.
This sounds more fraudulent than Pamela Anderson's ta-tas.
Do I know you?
You're a mob leader, everybody knows you.
You know me!
Yes, you know me.
You also know how I would eat you if you were an ice cream cone.
I noticed that you have not denied this claim. Does this mean it is true?
I haven't denied it because I doubt he knows anything about me or my sex life, nor is my sex life currently displayed for a comparable point. However, at the times I have said it to people, I have not lied.
Sufficient answer. I would have also accepted "No".
MOBILE IS AWESOME SHUT UP
I AGREE!
MOBILE IS THE KING OF THIS SITE!
...
King/ Pimp.
dont you mean queen?
Pimp is much more adequate.
I don't remember voting for him.
And K-Dubs is the amazing magician of this site, whose power holds the world together. Every night, when K-Dubs falls asleep, a fissure in the earth's crust opens a little more. And a little more. And someday, while K-Dubs dreams happy dreams, a dragon will emerge. It will act as vindication for people on acid who totally see dragons all the time anyway, man.
I'm the...knight!
*starts cracking up* That was awesome, NinaJa.
What? Is Mobile a girl and I just never figured it out?
*pictures Mobs as a girl* *starts cracking up even harder*
I would like to dress Mobile up as a girl one day...
I would like to take pictures of this...
So ladiesman277 failed, not me?
Her who-hahs?
Bazonga's.
shabadoos
Her milk duds :)
Hello dear!
*Gets rejected by Mobile...again*
This made me really sad. D:
Oh, it's ok. He does this all the time.
I really want some chocolate now.
This is perhaps my most hated post of the day.
*Shuns idiotic OP*
OP's nipples look like milk duds. *Stabs OP in the nipples*
...hehe, old lady nipples look like milk duds. My friend told me this.
mmmhhhh...yeh that's what they all say!
Your friend is wrong.
"My nipples look like milk duds." Kung Pow referrence?
Yes.
Are you an old lady or closely associated with old ladies?
No. However, I have seen both old and young. Age is irrelevant. Some people just have milk dud nipples.
If they're milk duds, I'll eat'em :D
I just read it, and I think OP has some anger management issues.
Don't we all...
TERMINOOB SMASH!!!!!!
Wait, what?
It's therapeutic. Helps get rid of anger. GRAAAA!!! *smashes*
*Punches wall* That's *my* anger management.
That was an overreaction *The Office reference*
*Loves averageman18 dearly*
terminoob just released his anger.
I enjoy your placid tone.
Why thank you. I try.
*squeezes stress ball* What?
*smashes keyboard because of cliche* Wait, how did I type this then? With my mind, I suppose.
Are you a Jedi?
I am.
Not meee!
*smashes*
Too much text on this screen.
*sings* Hershey's the great American chocolate bar.
I'm bored.
I think there's a serial killer hiding in a rainstorm outside my window, is anyone good at French?
I'm a professional French kisser.
Good to know, but I'm talking about the future tense.
Ton fromage est pomme de terre.
Translated: Your cheese is potato.
Revenis a la cuisine, salope.
That sounds gooood.
just kick him where it hurts :p
teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted.
You can't have eaten them "today" and then gotten the package a few days later. Stop making up stupid non-average stories!
Exactly my thoughts.
it doesn't say today anywhere on it
that's true.. stop bashing random stories
kay nevermind.. i just went back and read it.. it's soo fake!!
Yes it does. "I was eating milk duds today in the little packs." Notice the 6th word in the sentence.
Precisely my sentiments!
The rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet!
This is beyond epic. Win to the Hershey Company
This is fake. They said they were eating the duds today and then a few days later they got the package. Oh crap, FiveOne83 caught that as well. Well then, WHAT IF HES A TIME TRAVELER!?!?!?!1111 WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THAT????!?!?!?!111
it still doesn't say today
it says "i was eating milk duds today.."
awesome hahahaha
fake. where has MLIA gone now adays where people lie about milk duds....
"facepalm"
That's what you get for being such a brat that you have to bitch to someone about not getting one milk dud. I love the candy too, but that's not funny, just rude and obnoxious.
Am i the only one that noticed that it says "today" at the top, then a "a few days later" at the bottom? come on!
naw a couple people noticed too, but it wasn't one of the first comments. ^_^ I like milk duds but to bitch out the company for it? Jeez...
I noticed it, too...I thought it was impressive. "Let's do the time warp agaaaiiin!!!"
No, they didn't.
ha ha awesome
What a waste of packaging!
thats funny, i almost cried i was laughing so hard!
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