MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today at the salon I work at, a woman got her coat from the coat rack. The rack is right infront of the window, and the sun has been glaring on the coats for the last hour. When she put it on, she turned to me and said "Oh, why is my coat so warm?" I replied with "Oh, it's the automatic coat warmers we installed in the hangers. Maybe you saw them advertised on tv?" She nodded as if she had really heard of such a thing. MLIA

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[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Buff monkeys are odd.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I couldn't agree more, my friend.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Are they really? I heard buff dogs are cool.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yay for infomercials.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yay for Herro Kitteh.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I first read that as 'goat from the goat rack'.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Get them early. They will be fresh.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*goes to rack* Wtf? I notice a profuse lack of goats. Did you lie to me?

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'll take ten! No, twenty!

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I nodded too... Nodded my face into my palm. *facepalm*

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I nodded my face into my soup...IT BURNS!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*removes soup* There, now try.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I didn't read the post. Should I?

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's not too bad. Not really much cliche in there.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

okay. *reads quickly*

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Did you not die? If so, then it's a halfway decent story.

[ - ] highstaminaftwGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But I sense a new one forming.

[ - ] Voldemortal_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No cliche believe it or not.

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No, you should help me solve this Rubik's Cube.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*solves with feet and while blindfolded* Here.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Okay, see, you roll it this way...

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh thank you both, now I may become deceased in a joyous state!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I can help!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Um, no!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But...but...I thought you loved me! *sobs*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Heyy OTTO ;)

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

OTTO loves you as the commenter of the site.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But...but...we're e-married... ; - ;

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I see. Consider getting an e-divorce. He obviously doesn't appreciate you.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not valid without either a lolcat, Rick Astley, or rule 34 to make it official. Rules of the internet.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

http://www.eqwip.com/BozCollectionZigZagSingleDoubleCoilTowelWarmers/ it's technically a towel warmer, but it's pretty much the same idea as a coat warmer. So, who's the fool now, OP?

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You, for going to the trouble of posting this link where nobody really cares. No offense.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It literally took one minute tops to find this link. That doesn't count as going through trouble for me.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Anyone seen the new Sony Teleporter?

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh, yeah. My cousin got one and wants to show it to me. It teleports stuff right?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It teleports anything made of matter:

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*matter.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I've heard of such a thing.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*winks with both eyes* *stares creepily into space* *sees meteor coming* *continues staring creepily*

[ - ] YeeFreaknHawGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

heerrrreeee's your sign.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The sun was glaring! What did these coats do to incur the wrath of the Sun?

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