Today at the salon I work at, a woman got her coat from the coat rack. The rack is right infront of the window, and the sun has been glaring on the coats for the last hour. When she put it on, she turned to me and said "Oh, why is my coat so warm?" I replied with "Oh, it's the automatic coat warmers we installed in the hangers. Maybe you saw them advertised on tv?" She nodded as if she had really heard of such a thing. MLIA
Buff monkeys are odd.
I couldn't agree more, my friend.
Are they really? I heard buff dogs are cool.
Yay for infomercials.
Yay for Herro Kitteh.
I first read that as 'goat from the goat rack'.
Same here.
Get them early. They will be fresh.
*goes to rack* Wtf? I notice a profuse lack of goats. Did you lie to me?
I'll take ten! No, twenty!
I nodded too... Nodded my face into my palm. *facepalm*
I nodded my face into my soup...IT BURNS!
*removes soup* There, now try.
I didn't read the post. Should I?
It's not too bad. Not really much cliche in there.
okay. *reads quickly*
Did you not die? If so, then it's a halfway decent story.
But I sense a new one forming.
No cliche believe it or not.
No, you should help me solve this Rubik's Cube.
*solves with feet and while blindfolded* Here.
Okay, see, you roll it this way...
Oh thank you both, now I may become deceased in a joyous state!
I can help!
Um, no!
But...but...I thought you loved me! *sobs*
Heyy OTTO ;)
OTTO loves you as the commenter of the site.
But...but...we're e-married... ; - ;
I see. Consider getting an e-divorce. He obviously doesn't appreciate you.
Not valid without either a lolcat, Rick Astley, or rule 34 to make it official. Rules of the internet.
http://www.eqwip.com/BozCollectionZigZagSingleDoubleCoilTowelWarmers/ it's technically a towel warmer, but it's pretty much the same idea as a coat warmer. So, who's the fool now, OP?
You, for going to the trouble of posting this link where nobody really cares. No offense.
It literally took one minute tops to find this link. That doesn't count as going through trouble for me.
Anyone seen the new Sony Teleporter?
Oh, yeah. My cousin got one and wants to show it to me. It teleports stuff right?
It teleports anything made of matter:
*matter.
I've heard of such a thing.
*winks with both eyes* *stares creepily into space* *sees meteor coming* *continues staring creepily*
heerrrreeee's your sign.
The sun was glaring! What did these coats do to incur the wrath of the Sun?
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