Lately, I've been doubting MLIA on the awesomeness of old people, but today, in church, the pastor said "Behold I am coming soon!" and then paused for a moment. In the silence I heard someone softly say "thats what she said." I looked around, and it was the guy sitting next to me. He's 93. I had to bite my tounge to keep from laughing, and I will never again doubt the awesomeness of old people.
But I shall doubt the awesomness of you.
Smite! The little elfs will ring!
*Gasp* Someone stole the MLIA from the cookie jar! Again!
*Hides MLIA behind back* Not me!
Yes you!
Then who?
K-Dubs stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*notices something jutting out behind AGLA's back* Hey! What's that?!
Don't touch that! It's... socks.
I- I- I have a deformation! How dare you make fun of me?!
Awww you're like Quasimodo!
More like Esmerelda. Oh!! You mean the deformation. Yeah...
Awwww, bless your heart. I bet you treat it like a friend... who's a good quasi, who's a good quasi! *pinches cheeks*
AMAZING MOVIE.
My penis.
That too.
Youtube: Frisk Fail.
*Touch*
*noms quietly* Nom nom nom nom.
*tries to talk around mouthful* No I didn't...
saw his age, meh'd the post
saw "awesomeness" and no-ed this post.
Perverted old people. So average. [!]
Well on THIS site it is...
AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!
*behaves self again*
*wonders if KW approves*
*approves*
*smiles timidly* Friends?
Only if you continue to behave.
*looks down* Okay.
Perverted old people: not funny, just creepy.
They smell of old cabinets and puffy stickers.
And hospitals. Don't forget hospitals.
Hey now, what's wrong with puffy stickers?
I really dont think that a) a 93 year old man would say this and b) he would say it while at church. Stop lying OP liers burn in hell!
I don't know any old people that would do this. I must not be average.
Or fluent in Japaneeeeeeeese
I'm not fluent in Japanese.
*reads comments... facepalm*
Oh noooooooooo
Why so many repeated letters?
I am quite ill. Please pardon my grammatical gaffes.
I read that as "Please pardon my grammatical giraffes." Giraffes, you have been pardoned.
I know beginners Japanese. YAY!
Am I the only one that didn't have to bite his or her tongue to keep from laughing?
Uh huh.
I bit my tongue so I could end my suffering from reading these lame posts.
I... have a cold. Sneeze with my mouth, not my nose. Probably would do it less often if I did it the other way around. Ah. A fascinating slice of NinaJa's life. I know you're all enthralled. [!]
That was the most exciting part of my day.
Oh, I am sorry for you sir. Or ma'am. It's a band.
Sir, and yes, it is a band! You're one of the first people who got that.
*Thrilled* *Slaphappy* *Sleeps*
I'm sick too!
I badded it because that's a bad thing, but I like you lots miss. I hope your health improves rapidly.
Why thank you <3 You too!
*Stabs OP with Op's own tongue*
So you don't know his name, but you know he's 93 years old. Right...
I HATE YOU OP
I HATE YOU SO BADLY
I AM GOING TO FORCE A HORSE DICK UP YOUR ANUS UNTIL YOUR INTESTINES FALL OUT.
That's a threat I've never heard of before...
WOAH WOAH WOAH! Dorm, too much, way too much
Shit that is nothing.
Will you please put my sack of powder away! It must be crushing you!
Shift Rape.
That's what who said?
My tummy!
Why is the old man quoting your tummy?
Don't ask...
'She'. But nobody really knows who this 'she' person is.
The old man does.
I am a girl perhaps 'tis me.
I'm a girl too...I don't think it's me though.
Who is she? why is she saying all these dirty things?
Won't take credit, got that from a facebook group.
You are all weird
That's how we know if someting's average or not. If it's nothing like us and our lives-then it's average.
the phrase "the awesomeness of old people" was used two too many times
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