MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

The other day in theology class we talking about God's presence in our lives, when a voice came through the loud speaker saying: "ohh yeahhhhh," like the kool-aid man. When I talked to my friends at lunch, I discovered my class was the only one that received that announcement. MLIA

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[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

giving up on life now, goodbye.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Don't leave me bon bon!

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

can take all these horrible posts. overload of hatred, might end up murdering someone soon, and that person may or may not, but definitely is going to be myself. i'll miss you

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Hands Dormskiez a samurai sword* Go out with honor.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*stabs self in the gut* finally, free...at...last..

[ - ] mental16Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I don't think you would be able to speak after stabbing yourself, no?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*facedesk*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*does the same* Ouch! There was a pencil there!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*removes pencil* There, try again.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*facedesk* Wait, that still hurt.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*removes desk* There, try again.

[ - ] mental16Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

omg, it didn't hurt that time? WHERE THE HELL DID MY DESK GO!? *talks through gritted teeth* kool aid mannnn

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh yeahhhhhh.... Someone's rubbing me the right way...

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*plugs ears and speaks through gritted teeth* we...have...talked about this

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

At first, I was going to be all "*removes hand*" but then I decided against it.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

GAH! TMI!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I DECIDED AGAINST IT!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

not funny, possibly true, but not funny

[ - ] ccbmoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Good job.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Kool-Aid man wants to speak with you.

[ - ] highstaminaftwGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm sensing false and homosexual.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Can't... resist.. the... voices. AHHHHH!

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Just shut up, all of you!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I can even hear them through walls. *whimpers*

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mine argue with each other. *whines*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Psst. Hey. Did you here that?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Y-yes I did. W-what was that?

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That was HIM! *points at nonexistent person*

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

GET HIM! *grabs lighter*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*holds imaginary person's arms behind their back*

[ - ] mental16Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*says nervously* The people tap dancing to Irish Flutes, while trying to act Dutch!? nope, not at all!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh yeahhhhh...oh no!

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

If the Kool-Aid man came through my door I'd be mad as all Hell.

[ - ] I_Am_A_Walking_PandemicGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'd probably be a little surprised, seeing as I told him to use the front door last time.

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Someone was fondling around when this happened.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Stabs OP with Sword of Goliath*

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*Then kills with Pebble and Sling of David*

[ - ] mental16Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*high five*

[ - ] MusicManiac12323Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

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