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The other day in theology class we talking about God's presence in our lives, when a voice came through the loud speaker saying: "ohh yeahhhhh," like the kool-aid man. When I talked to my friends at lunch, I discovered my class was the only one that received that announcement. MLIA
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Dormskiez Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
giving up on life now, goodbye.
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Don't leave me bon bon!
 
Dormskiez Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
can take all these horrible posts. overload of hatred, might end up murdering someone soon, and that person may or may not, but definitely is going to be myself. i'll miss you
 
iStabber Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Hands Dormskiez a samurai sword* Go out with honor.
 
Dormskiez Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*stabs self in the gut* finally, free...at...last..
 
mental16 Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't think you would be able to speak after stabbing yourself, no?
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*facedesk*
 
iloveyoumarvindusty Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*does the same* Ouch! There was a pencil there!
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*removes pencil* There, try again.
 
iloveyoumarvindusty Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*facedesk* Wait, that still hurt.
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*removes desk* There, try again.
 
mental16 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
omg, it didn't hurt that time? WHERE THE HELL DID MY DESK GO!? *talks through gritted teeth* kool aid mannnn
 
Mobile Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh yeahhhhhh.... Someone's rubbing me the right way...
 
merrysongstress Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*plugs ears and speaks through gritted teeth* we...have...talked about this
 
KWinchester Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
At first, I was going to be all "*removes hand*" but then I decided against it.
 
merrysongstress Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GAH! TMI!
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I DECIDED AGAINST IT!
 
merrysongstress Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
not funny, possibly true, but not funny
 
ccbmore Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Good job.
 
hippo_campus Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Kool-Aid man wants to speak with you.
 
highstaminaftw Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sensing false and homosexual.
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Can't... resist.. the... voices. AHHHHH!
 
hippo_campus Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Just shut up, all of you!
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I can even hear them through walls. *whimpers*
 
hippo_campus Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mine argue with each other. *whines*
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Psst. Hey. Did you here that?
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Y-yes I did. W-what was that?
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That was HIM! *points at nonexistent person*
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GET HIM! *grabs lighter*
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*holds imaginary person's arms behind their back*
 
mental16 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*says nervously* The people tap dancing to Irish Flutes, while trying to act Dutch!? nope, not at all!
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh yeahhhhh...oh no!
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If the Kool-Aid man came through my door I'd be mad as all Hell.
 
I_Am_A_Walking_Pandemic Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'd probably be a little surprised, seeing as I told him to use the front door last time.
 
VegetarianCannibal Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Someone was fondling around when this happened.
 
iStabber Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Stabs OP with Sword of Goliath*
 
hjlvp Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Then kills with Pebble and Sling of David*
 
mental16 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*high five*
 
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