MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

TENSO!

[ - ] Voldemortal_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

YAHTZINGA!

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mother fucking god.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mother is fucking God?! Ahhh what do they teach in this place? Summer, your the class whatever, go to the board and write down the schedule. Factutum. Factoter!

[ - ] warriorinpinkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

there are no words to describe the amazingness of Jack Black...and you, just for referencing him.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It starts off with a beam of light, and it's me and my guitar. *deeer deeer, ddeeer deer* In the end of time, there was a man who knew the road. And the writing, was a writed on the stone. Chimes, Freddy. In his heart he knew. The artist must be true. But the ledgend of the rent, was way pst duee!

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

So many mistakes in that one, but I was furiously typing my love for Jack Black.

[ - ] warriorinpinkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

playyy the best sonnngggg in the world...or I'll eat your souls

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

so THAT'S where Jesus came from

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mary was no virgin, peeps.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

and I'm still awaiting the smite from above for that comment

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

He's preparing his almighty dick to slap you with in the face. just you wait.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...Angry Cinnamon Bun?

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You called?

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Kwin, what are you talking about?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

YouTube: "Angry Cinnamon Bun"

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's a youtube video about an angry cinnamon bun...

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ha, looks like you'll be waiting for a long time. Can I offer you some popcorn?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

When virgin Mary...

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Holy mother of Jesus!

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Mother of Pearl! Fire on the poop deck.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

There's a deck made out of poop?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It smells pretty good too.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's above the one made of duct tape and Chapstick.

[ - ] FillingInForOptimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No, silly. It's made *for* poop.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's a deck upon which to poop. The poop is then dried out by the sun and fashioned into pretty necklaces and wigs the pirates like to wear.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I thought you were playing Bingo...

[ - ] DrLeetsauceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Looks like the Jedi mind tricks worked then. OP used the force to change the game itself.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Impressive.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm impressed.

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What? You're not supposed to play Monopoly on a Bingo night?

[ - ] mental16Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Eaxactly! o.o

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I know, I was shocked too.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

There's a hole in OPs lies. (And his underwear. Why, I'm not sure, but it's there.)

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh, I might be able to explain that... Mega-wedgie, you see...

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

needless to say, he knew he wasn't cheating... ha jk :P

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No, OP just tricked everyone into thinking it was Bingo night using his nonexistent Jedi powers.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You played Monopoly at Bingo Night... Oh yeah! That makes total sense! [!]

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think Monopoly is like the big pot at bingo or something?

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

either that or the op's a fucktard. probably both

[ - ] rossart12Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Shouldve convinced them it wasn't you by saying " I'm not the Jedi you're looking for" and waving your hand.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Hello, all. This post sucks. Star Wars is cool. What a dilemma.

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Do not blame Star Wars for the fails of MLIA. It's unfair.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hello, I almost didn't see you there.

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

But... ACK! Oh, hi.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

HI.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

So... did you cheat by using Jedi mind tricks? [!]

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I cheated using my toes. *giggle gollop*

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

gollop?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Skid mark?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Skid McMarks?

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Who's got a good joke?

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What do you call a giant squid on drugs?

[ - ] hjlvpGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And then Boba Fett killed the OP. *badum chh*

[ - ] eabowieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What's red and smells like blue paint?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Blue paint that's not color coordinated?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

To eabowie: Red paint!

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

RED PAINT!

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What!?!

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What's blue and shaped like a bucket?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

A blue bucket?

[ - ] eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

A red bucket in disguise. What's brown and sticky?

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You dressed as a jedi, went to bingo night, and won monopoly? Yeah, im confused.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey, have you met Shift Key yet? No? You really should get acquainted.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...That's my joke.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I didn't know... Uh *ahem* K-Dubs gets credit for the shift key joke posted above! Better? :)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Danke. :D

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Don't forget Apostrophe Key! They could all be besties.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Join the club. *Gives invitation for joining the club*