Today, I went to my campus Bingo night. I've never won before so I thought I'd try something to get me to win. I went to it dressed as a Jedi. I won Monopoly and was accused of cheating by using Jedi Mind Tricks. MLIA
TENSO!
YAHTZINGA!
Mother fucking god.
Mother is fucking God?! Ahhh what do they teach in this place? Summer, your the class whatever, go to the board and write down the schedule. Factutum. Factoter!
there are no words to describe the amazingness of Jack Black...and you, just for referencing him.
It starts off with a beam of light, and it's me and my guitar. *deeer deeer, ddeeer deer* In the end of time, there was a man who knew the road. And the writing, was a writed on the stone. Chimes, Freddy. In his heart he knew. The artist must be true. But the ledgend of the rent, was way pst duee!
So many mistakes in that one, but I was furiously typing my love for Jack Black.
playyy the best sonnngggg in the world...or I'll eat your souls
so THAT'S where Jesus came from
Mary was no virgin, peeps.
and I'm still awaiting the smite from above for that comment
He's preparing his almighty dick to slap you with in the face. just you wait.
...Angry Cinnamon Bun?
You called?
Kwin, what are you talking about?
YouTube: "Angry Cinnamon Bun"
It's a youtube video about an angry cinnamon bun...
Ha, looks like you'll be waiting for a long time. Can I offer you some popcorn?
When virgin Mary...
Holy mother of Jesus!
Mother of Pearl! Fire on the poop deck.
There's a deck made out of poop?
It smells pretty good too.
It's above the one made of duct tape and Chapstick.
No, silly. It's made *for* poop.
It's a deck upon which to poop. The poop is then dried out by the sun and fashioned into pretty necklaces and wigs the pirates like to wear.
I thought you were playing Bingo...
Looks like the Jedi mind tricks worked then. OP used the force to change the game itself.
Impressive.
I'm impressed.
What? You're not supposed to play Monopoly on a Bingo night?
Eaxactly! o.o
I know, I was shocked too.
There's a hole in OPs lies. (And his underwear. Why, I'm not sure, but it's there.)
Oh, I might be able to explain that... Mega-wedgie, you see...
needless to say, he knew he wasn't cheating... ha jk :P
No, OP just tricked everyone into thinking it was Bingo night using his nonexistent Jedi powers.
You played Monopoly at Bingo Night... Oh yeah! That makes total sense! [!]
I think Monopoly is like the big pot at bingo or something?
either that or the op's a fucktard. probably both
Shouldve convinced them it wasn't you by saying " I'm not the Jedi you're looking for" and waving your hand.
Hello, all. This post sucks. Star Wars is cool. What a dilemma.
Do not blame Star Wars for the fails of MLIA. It's unfair.
Hello, I almost didn't see you there.
But... ACK! Oh, hi.
HI.
So... did you cheat by using Jedi mind tricks? [!]
I cheated using my toes. *giggle gollop*
gollop?
Skid mark?
Skid McMarks?
Who's got a good joke?
What do you call a giant squid on drugs?
And then Boba Fett killed the OP. *badum chh*
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Blue paint that's not color coordinated?
To eabowie: Red paint!
RED PAINT!
What!?!
What's blue and shaped like a bucket?
A blue bucket?
A red bucket in disguise. What's brown and sticky?
You dressed as a jedi, went to bingo night, and won monopoly? Yeah, im confused.
Hey, have you met Shift Key yet? No? You really should get acquainted.
...That's my joke.
I didn't know... Uh *ahem* K-Dubs gets credit for the shift key joke posted above! Better? :)
Danke. :D
Don't forget Apostrophe Key! They could all be besties.
Join the club. *Gives invitation for joining the club*
Thank you.
*steals invitation, hides behind virtual bush*
Hey! That's mine! *takes back invitation*
*Uses mind to make Im_a_ninja_101 drop invitation* *picks up invitation and hides behind virtual tree*
*walks away in disappointment* cheater.
*Gives back invitation, since Theoneyoudidntsee has no use for it*
No I don't want it anymore. Thank though.
Thanks*
*Is next to Toyds in the bush* Woah, I almost didn't see you there.
How odd.
As am I.
OP played Monopolgo! It's Monopoly and Bingo combined. You aren't allowed to buy anything on the board until you get Bingo, and you have to get Bingo in order to get out of jail. Other than that, it's just Monopoly.
Weird. I've never heard of this!
*Stabs OP with my mind*
You're sharp!
It's how I roll. Dressed sharp, with a sharp mind, sharp tongue, and sharp penis... err, wait.
OP won't be happy... Oh well.
Monopoly is based off a capitalist superstructure, a jedi would never agree to its principles.
Why would you dress as a jedi? Were all the jackass costumes sold out?
*Nods* Yes.
...But isn't monopoly a never ending game? O_O
99% sure he meant that he won a copy of the game monopoly not won playing a game of monopoly
O.o
That makes so much more sense.
I think.
So, you just happened to have a Jedi costume hanging around? And decided to wear it out in public on a non-Halloween night? Really?
Maybe it was a Snuggie!
What? Monopoly at a Bingo night? I'm confused...
I think I figured it out. It took me a second too. I think the won a game of BINGO and were rewarded with the boardgame.
What? Monopoly at a Bingo night? I'm confused...
Jedi Mind Tricks is a rap group, just thought id point that out
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