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Today, I went to my campus Bingo night. I've never won before so I thought I'd try something to get me to win. I went to it dressed as a Jedi. I won Monopoly and was accused of cheating by using Jedi Mind Tricks. MLIA
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CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
TENSO!
 
Voldemortal_ Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YAHTZINGA!
 
Dormskiez Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mother fucking god.
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mother is fucking God?! Ahhh what do they teach in this place? Summer, your the class whatever, go to the board and write down the schedule. Factutum. Factoter!
 
warriorinpink Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
there are no words to describe the amazingness of Jack Black...and you, just for referencing him.
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It starts off with a beam of light, and it's me and my guitar. *deeer deeer, ddeeer deer* In the end of time, there was a man who knew the road. And the writing, was a writed on the stone. Chimes, Freddy. In his heart he knew. The artist must be true. But the ledgend of the rent, was way pst duee!
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So many mistakes in that one, but I was furiously typing my love for Jack Black.
 
warriorinpink Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
playyy the best sonnngggg in the world...or I'll eat your souls
 
merrysongstress Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
so THAT'S where Jesus came from
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mary was no virgin, peeps.
 
merrysongstress Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
and I'm still awaiting the smite from above for that comment
 
Dormskiez Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
He's preparing his almighty dick to slap you with in the face. just you wait.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...Angry Cinnamon Bun?
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You called?
 
merrysongstress Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Kwin, what are you talking about?
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YouTube: "Angry Cinnamon Bun"
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's a youtube video about an angry cinnamon bun...
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ha, looks like you'll be waiting for a long time. Can I offer you some popcorn?
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
When virgin Mary...
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Holy mother of Jesus!
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mother of Pearl! Fire on the poop deck.
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There's a deck made out of poop?
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It smells pretty good too.
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's above the one made of duct tape and Chapstick.
 
FillingInForOptimistPrime Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, silly. It's made *for* poop.
 
ShroomsOnAcid Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's a deck upon which to poop. The poop is then dried out by the sun and fashioned into pretty necklaces and wigs the pirates like to wear.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I thought you were playing Bingo...
 
DrLeetsauce Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Looks like the Jedi mind tricks worked then. OP used the force to change the game itself.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Impressive.
 
happy_as_average Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm impressed.
 
VegetarianCannibal Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What? You're not supposed to play Monopoly on a Bingo night?
 
mental16 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Eaxactly! o.o
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know, I was shocked too.
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There's a hole in OPs lies. (And his underwear. Why, I'm not sure, but it's there.)
 
iloveyoumarvindusty Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, I might be able to explain that... Mega-wedgie, you see...
 
iPhone13 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
needless to say, he knew he wasn't cheating... ha jk :P
 
badlydrawnboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, OP just tricked everyone into thinking it was Bingo night using his nonexistent Jedi powers.
 
TheSaneManiac Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You played Monopoly at Bingo Night... Oh yeah! That makes total sense! [!]
 
Dormskiez Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think Monopoly is like the big pot at bingo or something?
 
Dormskiez Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
either that or the op's a fucktard. probably both
 
rossart12 Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Shouldve convinced them it wasn't you by saying " I'm not the Jedi you're looking for" and waving your hand.
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hello, all. This post sucks. Star Wars is cool. What a dilemma.
 
hjlvp Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Do not blame Star Wars for the fails of MLIA. It's unfair.
 
iloveyoumarvindusty Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hello, I almost didn't see you there.
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But... ACK! Oh, hi.
 
iloveyoumarvindusty Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HI.
 
waffledragon Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So... did you cheat by using Jedi mind tricks? [!]
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I cheated using my toes. *giggle gollop*
 
happy_as_average Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
gollop?
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Skid mark?
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Skid McMarks?
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Who's got a good joke?
 
CanYouHandleTheRandom Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What do you call a giant squid on drugs?
 
hjlvp Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And then Boba Fett killed the OP. *badum chh*
 
eabowie Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What's red and smells like blue paint?
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Blue paint that's not color coordinated?
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
To eabowie: Red paint!
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
RED PAINT!
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What!?!
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What's blue and shaped like a bucket?
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A blue bucket?
 
eabowie Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A red bucket in disguise. What's brown and sticky?
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You dressed as a jedi, went to bingo night, and won monopoly? Yeah, im confused.
 
TheSaneManiac Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey, have you met Shift Key yet? No? You really should get acquainted.
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...That's my joke.
 
TheSaneManiac Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I didn't know... Uh *ahem* K-Dubs gets credit for the shift key joke posted above! Better? :)
 
KWinchester Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Danke. :D
 
agirllikeannabelle Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Don't forget Apostrophe Key! They could all be besties.
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Join the club. *Gives invitation for joining the club*
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thank you.
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*steals invitation, hides behind virtual bush*
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey! That's mine! *takes back invitation*
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Uses mind to make Im_a_ninja_101 drop invitation* *picks up invitation and hides behind virtual tree*
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*walks away in disappointment* cheater.
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Gives back invitation, since Theoneyoudidntsee has no use for it*
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No I don't want it anymore. Thank though.
 
Im_a_ninja_101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thanks*
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Is next to Toyds in the bush* Woah, I almost didn't see you there.
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How odd.
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
As am I.
 
terminoob Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP played Monopolgo! It's Monopoly and Bingo combined. You aren't allowed to buy anything on the board until you get Bingo, and you have to get Bingo in order to get out of jail. Other than that, it's just Monopoly.
 
sundayporch Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Weird. I've never heard of this!
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Stabs OP with my mind*
 
badlydrawnboy Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're sharp!
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's how I roll. Dressed sharp, with a sharp mind, sharp tongue, and sharp penis... err, wait.
 
Theoneyoudidntsee Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP won't be happy... Oh well.
 
hjlvp Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Monopoly is based off a capitalist superstructure, a jedi would never agree to its principles.
 
killercxntpunt Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why would you dress as a jedi? Were all the jackass costumes sold out?
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Nods* Yes.
 
EpicNinjaTurtle101 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...But isn't monopoly a never ending game? O_O
 
mackid Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
99% sure he meant that he won a copy of the game monopoly not won playing a game of monopoly
 
ellismai Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
O.o That makes so much more sense. I think.
 
FiveOne83 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So, you just happened to have a Jedi costume hanging around? And decided to wear it out in public on a non-Halloween night? Really?
 
ellismai Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe it was a Snuggie!
 
Shane_For_Wax Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What? Monopoly at a Bingo night? I'm confused...
 
ally3277 Good: 0 Bad: 0 4 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think I figured it out. It took me a second too. I think the won a game of BINGO and were rewarded with the boardgame.
 
Shane_For_Wax Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
What? Monopoly at a Bingo night? I'm confused...
 
livelifeontheedge Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Jedi Mind Tricks is a rap group, just thought id point that out
 
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