MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Your booty is filled with air.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My lungs are filled with air.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

But you're a dragon. Your lungs should be filled with fire.

[ - ] PervertGood: 9Bad: 141 year, 12 months ago

Penis.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Not you again!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Pervert! I haven't seen you in ages!

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 14Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

My lungs are definitely not filled with penis.

[ - ] hi5534Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

LOL!!!!!!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

But you're a dragon. Your lungs should be filled with fire.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And waffles. And also you should sneeze syrup.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Don't tell me what to do! *runs away crying*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Omg I'm so sorry... Perhaps if you breathe out a couple waffles and sneeze them some syrup we could have a little chat over them and forget about this mishap.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

And poop butterflies.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And leak drainage fluid.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Only when I eat rainbows.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

That should be poop butter. Period. You know. For them waffles. Mmmm.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

And burb bubbles.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Jeez, I have more talents than I realized.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I would imagine that would rupture more than a couple blood vessels, though I'm not an expert on the subject of air filled behinds.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

i just flat out hate you

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I agree with you.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

F U

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Toooo Long.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Dude, it's genetics.

[ - ] plummGood: 7Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

Just said no. Just now. Fuck you MLIA and fuck you OP.

[ - ] iWriteGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

F U

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

He asked you how he was doing? That's odd... Couldn't he determine that for himself?

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

lol

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Thank you, klaybabyy15, for ruining my previously unsoiled comment.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*points* I just laughed so hard at this.

[ - ] OctoPieGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I agree. Your head is nothing but air.

[ - ] eabowieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hm... you think airheads could be a new species? A relative of the illegal? ;)

[ - ] CelestialGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

More suited for FML, I think?

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Im starting to hate this site more and more.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

agreed :)

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

I hate Risk.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Do you like to be risk-eh?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Yes I like to be risk-eh! *takes shirt off*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

...Mine or yours?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Both.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh baby, oh baby.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Any room for one more?

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Jeez, get a room.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

HC: No, sorry. WD-40: xP

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Kw, up for a threesome?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...Depends on the third.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Umm... whoever you want it to be!

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*mumbles* Damn.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm voting hippo though.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hrm...I'm going to have to plead the fifth, then, honey. For now, anyway.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Mine.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

OTTO and I are e-married, toots. Nothing can come between us.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*runs away in tears* No one loves me!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yea, back off bitch!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I would... But I'm also e-married. We can just be friends though.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Not even me.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*sulks in corner*

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I tried to learn it once. I didn't quite catch on.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

AirHeads are delicious.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

YOU are delicious

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Thank you.

[ - ] DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

you're welcome

[ - ] kiskaGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Pastor, his house, playing a game, free meal.....hmmmm.

[ - ] MobileGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Well, thank God that those racist commenters aren't on right now... they'd have a field day.

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

A field day with free ice cream and a waterslide...

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

They could be here, you might have woke a sleeping giant.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...If they come online now, I will hate you forever. I hope you know that.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

It's not my fault.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I will still hate you forever. *harrumphs*

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

harrumph....what a fun word!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I enjoy it. :D

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Oh KWin, you'll hate him? At least they're not using your name for their comments.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...I has the best name ever as no one can clone it.

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

BCF has a rather valid point. But we should stop speaking of this. They might come back.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I wish they cloned my name, it would have been better than the breathecarolinafan...........whatever.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I am so screwed in the cloning way. I have a shitload of ways. Fuck...

[ - ] hippo_campusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

There's a few possibilities for my name. I think.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Hey KWin, how am I?

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey, bcf, you stealing my observation?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Iunno; how you is?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Umm...no? More than one person can't observe the same thing?

[ - ] TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I was just jokin' around! Don't get all defensive!

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

if only there was someone who could hide certain posts to minimize embarrassment, such as voting down stories that are silly [!]

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Dont lie OP, you actually do want the blacks out of America and used this whole 'risk game playing' as an excuse to hide your hatred

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

F U

[ - ] hazelfGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

AHA. AHAAA.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I will not climb your mountains.

[ - ] i8pnutbtrGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

and I won't climb the latter either.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

And I won't climb the ant hills.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I will not climb your lady lumps!

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

OP forgot 'Today' and there should be ... after racist.

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I really hate rain...... random.

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I love rain! It's like a free public shower.

[ - ] Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah, but snows better.

[ - ] happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Anyone else hoping for a snow day tomorrow?

[ - ] iamthatgirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

The rain is the shit dude!!!!

[ - ] iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Iamthatgirl...it's me...