I was playing Risk at my youth pastor's house. He was the black pieces and I was red. He had just taken over North America. The pizza delivery man, who was African American came to the door and while waiting for the money he asked me how he was doing. Without thinking I responded: "I would be doing a lot better if I could get the blacks out of America". It took me 10 minutes to explain that I was not a racist..just an airhead. MLIA
Your booty is filled with air.
My lungs are filled with air.
But you're a dragon. Your lungs should be filled with fire.
Not you again!
Pervert! I haven't seen you in ages!
My lungs are definitely not filled with penis.
LOL!!!!!!
But you're a dragon. Your lungs should be filled with fire.
And waffles. And also you should sneeze syrup.
Don't tell me what to do! *runs away crying*
Omg I'm so sorry... Perhaps if you breathe out a couple waffles and sneeze them some syrup we could have a little chat over them and forget about this mishap.
And poop butterflies.
And leak drainage fluid.
Only when I eat rainbows.
That should be poop butter. Period. You know. For them waffles. Mmmm.
And burb bubbles.
Jeez, I have more talents than I realized.
I would imagine that would rupture more than a couple blood vessels, though I'm not an expert on the subject of air filled behinds.
i just flat out hate you
I agree with you.
F U
Toooo Long.
Dude, it's genetics.
Just said no. Just now. Fuck you MLIA and fuck you OP.
Me too.
F U
He asked you how he was doing? That's odd... Couldn't he determine that for himself?
lol
Thank you, klaybabyy15, for ruining my previously unsoiled comment.
*points* I just laughed so hard at this.
I agree. Your head is nothing but air.
Hm... you think airheads could be a new species? A relative of the illegal? ;)
More suited for FML, I think?
Im starting to hate this site more and more.
agreed :)
I hate Risk.
Do you like to be risk-eh?
Yes I like to be risk-eh! *takes shirt off*
...Mine or yours?
Both.
Oh baby, oh baby.
Any room for one more?
Jeez, get a room.
HC: No, sorry. WD-40: xP
Kw, up for a threesome?
...Depends on the third.
Umm... whoever you want it to be!
*mumbles* Damn.
I'm voting hippo though.
Hrm...I'm going to have to plead the fifth, then, honey. For now, anyway.
Mine.
OTTO and I are e-married, toots. Nothing can come between us.
*runs away in tears* No one loves me!
Yea, back off bitch!
I would... But I'm also e-married. We can just be friends though.
Not even me.
*sulks in corner*
I tried to learn it once. I didn't quite catch on.
AirHeads are delicious.
YOU are delicious
Thank you.
you're welcome
Pastor, his house, playing a game, free meal.....hmmmm.
Well, thank God that those racist commenters aren't on right now... they'd have a field day.
A field day with free ice cream and a waterslide...
They could be here, you might have woke a sleeping giant.
...If they come online now, I will hate you forever. I hope you know that.
It's not my fault.
I will still hate you forever. *harrumphs*
harrumph....what a fun word!
I enjoy it. :D
Oh KWin, you'll hate him? At least they're not using your name for their comments.
...I has the best name ever as no one can clone it.
BCF has a rather valid point. But we should stop speaking of this. They might come back.
I wish they cloned my name, it would have been better than the breathecarolinafan...........whatever.
I am so screwed in the cloning way. I have a shitload of ways. Fuck...
There's a few possibilities for my name. I think.
Hey KWin, how am I?
Hey, bcf, you stealing my observation?
Iunno; how you is?
Umm...no? More than one person can't observe the same thing?
I was just jokin' around! Don't get all defensive!
if only there was someone who could hide certain posts to minimize embarrassment, such as voting down stories that are silly [!]
Dont lie OP, you actually do want the blacks out of America and used this whole 'risk game playing' as an excuse to hide your hatred
F U
AHA. AHAAA.
I will not climb your mountains.
and I won't climb the latter either.
And I won't climb the ant hills.
I will not climb your lady lumps!
OP forgot 'Today' and there should be ... after racist.
I really hate rain...... random.
I love rain! It's like a free public shower.
Yeah, but snows better.
Anyone else hoping for a snow day tomorrow?
The rain is the shit dude!!!!
Iamthatgirl...it's me...
HEY!!!
*begins to sepak of previous matters that no one else knows about* You still in?!?!
Definitely! How do you think I could sneak a toothbrush?
I mean not quite fond of sticking it up a hole and we can't wear clothes so...
We will make a pick out of toothbrushes...like a guy with an afro would! Do we plan on walking there, or getting a ride too...you know where *points indiscreetly to the east*
Well I heard that there was a bus that takes you there. Except we'd have to meet in California because that's where it is. Do you want to just meet in California and take the bus from there? It would be kind of long to walk.
True, my trek would be long enough! Yours would still take a while, but long enough; and yes how do you like Greyhound??? They take us to Sacramento, where I hear we must take a "special" taxi. *begins to explain what 'special' means*
Sounds like a plan. And the taxi does sounds special. Works for me if it works for you?
We have a plan stan...er, in your case...stanella? Ha idk. Well we must find the ambassador of Sextonia so we know who to avoid...if you find out anything, I'm just a reply away! *laughs at lame pun*
Wait what was the pun?? Sorry didn't get it (:
Ha I realized it wasn't a pun after I pressed submit; I was thinking pun was wrong and joke would be better, but put pun...! I have to be more consistent if we are going to pull this off...
It's all good. Better to make the mistakes now than later. And I do have to ask this question. You are a guy right?
Yep; *refers to your username* girl... I may presume?!
Yea. Just wanted to be sure. Didn't want any surprises on the trip.
*sees each other nude* Oh lawdy lawdy lawdy...what is that appendage! I-I-I... I"m speechless *is speechless*
See that's what I'm trying to avoid.
Hello?
sorry! trying to find superbowl commercials on youtube but having a hard time for some reason! excuse the undercapitalization...* is happy because of the new made up word*
I am enjoying the new work as well. Do you recommend for me to look anything up on Youtube? I never did watch the Superbowl so I missed the commercials.
there is a hilarious betty white snickers commercial you have to watch! and all of the doritos commercials were funny; those are only a few
*new word* sorrry
Yea I saw a few of the Doritos ones. But I just watched the Snickers one. Oh my god! That's hilarious!!
Ha betty white makes it that much better; I've always loved her :)
I think she's really funny. I loved the part where he's like "You're playing like Betty White out there". And she's like " That's not what you're girlfriend said!" 8)
I always liked watching her on gameshow network on The Match Game! Haven't seen her in a while. The GSN has gotten all 21st century and don't play good shows anymore ):
Okay so type in "best commercial ever" and go to the second video clip of the kid. It's really funny.
God I love commercials that lead you thinking it will go somewhere else! I've seen that before but forgot all about it! Type in bud light swear jar and it is my absolute all time favorite commercial ever!! *begins typing in bud light swear jar*
Wow. That's such a *like in the commercial* fucking great commercial. *puts in a quarter* But I couldn't hear it all that well because my brother and his friend and playing the drums and guitar really loud in the room next to mine. Ugh. Damn it. *puts in another quarter* I did that last one just for kicks. (:
Try this one. It's crazy. Best Super Bowl Commercial 2009.
Discovered it during school last year and have never found any better commercial...except the baskin robins ice cream and cake and cake commercial. I love them! Ha I do the dance every time in my head (:
Ice Cream and Cake Cake Cake. Ice cream and Cake Cake Cake... Love that commercial. Man, now I want Basking Robbins!
*Baskin Robins* Sorry!
never had it! the nearest one is like 25 mins or so...so i never go
WHAT?!?!?!?!!?! YOU NEVER HAD BASKIN ROBINS???? So you have to watch their amazing commercials and not get any of their ice cream??? This is a crime!!! More than murder! When we meet in California before going on the taxi I am taking you to Baskin Robins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D that's all I can say! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D x 109459460948! I hear they are great, but extra fattening
Yea they're worse for you then other places. But it's worth it!!!!!
Sorry got to go. Talk to you soon.
I've got calculus so yeh same here :)
Poop is the shit!
That wasn't random enoughz
*enough.
Get off my skin, muffler puff.
Noo. I like snow!!
I really hate your lie filled username.
I really don't care.
I really hate snow..... not random because i live in a sucky IA
But snow is amazing.
That's way above air headedness. That's moronic.
Oooh~ somebody's out to get me with the bads tonight.
Let's pretend I voted yes for this one...
Was that a bad idea..?
Fuck you.
Hello my ray of sunshine.
*Looks around for the sun* Umm...
TENSO!
Read the comments; OF COURSE it was a bad idea.
HAHA I have LOTR risk, tryna get the orcs out of mordor :)
RAWR.
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