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Yesterday, I was waiting in line at Cold Stone with my nephew who is six. Next to us was a book of cakes and the page was opened to a Hannah Montana cake, he started smacking where her face was and was screaming, "Why won't she die?! I want to kill her!" Everybody stared as I was dying of laughter. Needless to say, I love my nephew. MLIA.
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[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
fucking stupid
 
[ - ]  iWriteGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
Agreed.
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
You tell 'em, girlfran! ...I have no control over my side of overly excited tweens.
 
[ - ]  iWriteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hannah Montana is terrible, but this doesn't happen all the time.
 
[ - ]  ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
This is a rare occurrence I would say. But MLIA would have you believe otherwise. Kids who dislike HM usually just dislike her and ignore her, they don't really do stuff like this.
 
[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Did you just call me a girl?
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That depends... Have you checked yourslef lately?
 
[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yep! Evidence contradicts what you said. :o
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Time for surgery.
 
[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I hope your surgery is successful! Talk to you later, good luck!
 
[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I hope your surgery is successful! Talk to you later, good luck!
 
[ - ]  vivalamelodyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
LIES
 
[ - ]  attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago
I think I might have voted yes on this too. I was just sorta going crazy and yessing things without reading them. My veins were pumping with the feel of being in power of posts.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
I have never met your nephew. *stays in Switzerland on nephew love*
 
[ - ]  plummGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Did everybody applaud your death?
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I just counted back 9 months, I was concieved right around Halloween.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I was conceived around my parents' anniversary.
 
[ - ]  AverageVolturiVampGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I just counted back 9 months and I was concieved around my parents' marriage date.
 
[ - ]  plummGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was conceived in a few months... Also which of them is average? Caius? He was played by Jamie Campbell Bower, but that's more "go sexy androgyny!" than "average"...
 
[ - ]  attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*gasp* A twi-hard! *stabs with steak*
 
[ - ]  attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Not you, Volturi dude.
 
[ - ]  plummGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
It doesn't really hurt to get stabbed with steak, man. I mean, I kind of smell like meat now, but it just kinda got mashed up instead of breaking my skin. I stalk Jamie Campbell Bower because he was in Sweeney Todd singing about Johanna and it was epic. I also stalk him because he will make Grindelwald even awesomer in the seventh Harry Potter movie. Caius was just a slow spot in his girly-boy career.
 
[ - ]  merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
*gasp* a hater! *throws Edward glitter in eyes*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
OH GODS! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSS WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY THE EEEEEYYYYYEEEES?!
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
oh, tolstoy. The eyes, KWinchester, because sparkles hurt, and unless you are secretly that twi-hard, it shouldn't bother you.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was conceived around my dad's birthday.
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Your macaroni-and-cheese noodle cards will never be able to compare.
 
[ - ]  NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I counted back 9 months and its around my mothers birthday :/
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I hate you OP and everything you stand for.
 
[ - ]  _TheOP_Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
F U
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
A dingo ate mah baby!
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
AHHH!!! TO. MUCH. RANDOM!!!
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Lace up your french fry domain, and bring ruffly deoderant.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Never. But we do have to stop my friend, who is really an evil platupus, from taking over the cornfields of Nebraska.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*platypus
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Thank you.
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I've only got tater tots.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Only if I get to spring my bubbly eraser.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
...I saw "dying" and got my hopes up. Fuck you, OP, for dashing my hopes.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Everyone is fucked tonight.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...Promise?
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yeah, but I'm charging extra tonight. I'll bring out my cat suit.
 
[ - ]  waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Meow!
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You want in?
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
WTF are you? -A cat. ...
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*accusatory pointing* I HAVE SEEN THIS PICTURE!
 
[ - ]  _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
F U
 
[ - ]  Im_a_ninja_101Good: 0Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
Yr lameee.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
I'm glad you don't love your nephew for something like his personality or kind heart, god forbid! [!]
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hmm... Who is badding me? Is it perhaps those devilish n00bs I gave a what-for earlier?
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'm getting muchos bads tambien. But, I am just assuming it's revenge. For... well, when I wasn't retired.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Ha! You didn't bad me tbf.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Oh, really? Don't tempt me, now.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Oh, but I did.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Thank you. I like being badded. *laughs for beating the system*
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Okey doke, people! I'm off for now!
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Isn't six a bit old to not realise that you can't kill pictures?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...You can't kill pictures?
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
HERESY. I have, on multiple occasions, killed pictures. And a sandwich. A feral sandwich.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Where can I get one of these feral sandwiches to kill?
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I found mine in the slums of my fridge, hanging out with all the cool cucumbers, and a lot half-dressed salad! The scandal! Then- Stay low to the ground Shh, not a sound Take it slow One more step Then pounce!
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Sounds good. I'll go feral sandwich hunting tomorrow.
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You need a really sharp spear. With frilly stuff on the end if you're feeling up to it. And then if you REALLY feel like putting on the ritz, use a little blue war paint and battle cries.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Wait, YOU killed my parents! *holds up two pictures with stab-holes in them*
 
[ - ]  eabowieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
What? No. I think the body count remains deep within the pages of a Barbie coloring book.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Oh. You're fine then.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Only if you believe in Voodoo.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
How dare you! I may be badly drawn, but pictures still have feelings.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You are a masterpiece, not a picture. Duh.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
But I'm so badly drawn...I hardly have two dimensions! *cries*
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
In my mind you are a masterpiece. *comforts*
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*sniff* Thanks...I guess I'm just...abstract!
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You can't? *Looks up from knife and picture* Pshh, I knew that...
 
[ - ]  merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
First pounding a cake, then pounding a blonde classmate, where will it end?
 
[ - ]  waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Probably with pounding your mom.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
natch.
 
[ - ]  waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...is it lame that I had to google that?
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
You keep loving your nephew, while I keep hating him.
 
[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Needless to say, I hope you die OP
 
[ - ]  _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
F U
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*Stabs OP with a Mud Pie Mojo* I guess you GOTTA HAVE IT!
 
[ - ]  _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
F U
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
i was concieved... right around april 11
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That was, like, sooo two posts ago.
 
[ - ]  XxThisIsFakexXGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hmm that's funny. That's right around the time I hit puberty.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I love how everyone is guesstimating their dates of conception, but nobody is actually asking their parents when they were conceived...
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I could probably care less when I was conceived.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'm with you, 100%.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yea all I know is Daddy got a little careless and knocked up mommy and here I am. That's all I really care about.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
"Hey Mom, when do you and dad fuck without protection?"
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Exactly. Gonna go ask Grandma about that too.
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That territory is off-limits.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Why, exactly?
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
It's just an awkward topic.
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Everyone has sex.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I love the word guesstimating.
 
[ - ]  GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
Yes, you love your murderous nephew now, when he's targeting an annoying celebrity, but you won't love him so much when you begin to annoy him.
 
[ - ]  CeraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I am so sick of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana hate....
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Maybe once she actually does something worthwhile, people will stop hating her. Maybe.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Don't get me wrong, I hate her, but they need to get some originality.
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I am sick from these racid cheese balls.
 
[ - ]  happy_as_averageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yumm...cheese balls
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
You made me hate Cold Stone a little less, OP.
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I hate Cold Stone. Made me sick.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Me too.
 
[ - ]  RachelPachelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Was he serious... Cause if so, I'd look into getting him a CAT scan or somethin'...
 
[ - ]  FiveOne83Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
OK so if so many kids really "hate" Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, then why is she making so much money, selling so much music, etc? The Miley bashing is getting so old. It isn't even average.
 
[ - ]  extraordinarilynormalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
these posts are getting old. we all now know that the "future generation" does NOT like miley cyrus. I disagree, but if it makes you stop posting these posts, i will disregard the argument..
 
[ - ]  emilyismynameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You might wanna get this kid checked out or something...a 6 year old shouldn't be screaming about killing someone o.0
 
[ - ]  talyablackmanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
haha, in australia we call cold stone "cold rock" and its exactly the same, but our logo is a blue uluru :P
 

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