Yesterday, I was waiting in line at Cold Stone with my nephew who is six. Next to us was a book of cakes and the page was opened to a Hannah Montana cake, he started smacking where her face was and was screaming, "Why won't she die?! I want to kill her!" Everybody stared as I was dying of laughter. Needless to say, I love my nephew. MLIA.
fucking stupid
Agreed.
You tell 'em, girlfran! ...I have no control over my side of overly excited tweens.
Hannah Montana is terrible, but this doesn't happen all the time.
This is a rare occurrence I would say. But MLIA would have you believe otherwise. Kids who dislike HM usually just dislike her and ignore her, they don't really do stuff like this.
Did you just call me a girl?
That depends... Have you checked yourslef lately?
Yep! Evidence contradicts what you said. :o
Time for surgery.
I hope your surgery is successful! Talk to you later, good luck!
I hope your surgery is successful! Talk to you later, good luck!
LIES
I have never met your nephew. *stays in Switzerland on nephew love*
Did everybody applaud your death?
I just counted back 9 months, I was concieved right around Halloween.
I was conceived around my parents' anniversary.
I just counted back 9 months and I was concieved around my parents' marriage date.
I was conceived in a few months...
Also which of them is average? Caius? He was played by Jamie Campbell Bower, but that's more "go sexy androgyny!" than "average"...
*gasp* A twi-hard! *stabs with steak*
Not you, Volturi dude.
It doesn't really hurt to get stabbed with steak, man. I mean, I kind of smell like meat now, but it just kinda got mashed up instead of breaking my skin.
I stalk Jamie Campbell Bower because he was in Sweeney Todd singing about Johanna and it was epic. I also stalk him because he will make Grindelwald even awesomer in the seventh Harry Potter movie. Caius was just a slow spot in his girly-boy career.
*gasp* a hater! *throws Edward glitter in eyes*
OH GODS! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSS WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY THE EEEEEYYYYYEEEES?!
oh, tolstoy. The eyes, KWinchester, because sparkles hurt, and unless you are secretly that twi-hard, it shouldn't bother you.
I was conceived around my dad's birthday.
Your macaroni-and-cheese noodle cards will never be able to compare.
I counted back 9 months and its around my mothers birthday :/
I hate you OP and everything you stand for.
F U
A dingo ate mah baby!
AHHH!!! TO. MUCH. RANDOM!!!
Lace up your french fry domain, and bring ruffly deoderant.
Never. But we do have to stop my friend, who is really an evil platupus, from taking over the cornfields of Nebraska.
*platypus
Thank you.
I've only got tater tots.
Only if I get to spring my bubbly eraser.
...I saw "dying" and got my hopes up. Fuck you, OP, for dashing my hopes.
Everyone is fucked tonight.
...Promise?
Yeah, but I'm charging extra tonight. I'll bring out my cat suit.
Meow!
You want in?
WTF are you? -A cat. ...
*accusatory pointing* I HAVE SEEN THIS PICTURE!
F U
I'm glad you don't love your nephew for something like his personality or kind heart, god forbid! [!]
Hmm... Who is badding me? Is it perhaps those devilish n00bs I gave a what-for earlier?
I'm getting muchos bads tambien. But, I am just assuming it's revenge. For... well, when I wasn't retired.
Ha! You didn't bad me tbf.
Oh, really? Don't tempt me, now.
Oh, but I did.
Thank you. I like being badded. *laughs for beating the system*
Okey doke, people! I'm off for now!
Isn't six a bit old to not realise that you can't kill pictures?
...You can't kill pictures?
HERESY. I have, on multiple occasions, killed pictures. And a sandwich. A feral sandwich.
Where can I get one of these feral sandwiches to kill?
I found mine in the slums of my fridge, hanging out with all the cool cucumbers, and a lot half-dressed salad! The scandal! Then- Stay low to the ground
Shh, not a sound
Take it slow
One more step
Then pounce!
Sounds good. I'll go feral sandwich hunting tomorrow.
You need a really sharp spear. With frilly stuff on the end if you're feeling up to it. And then if you REALLY feel like putting on the ritz, use a little blue war paint and battle cries.
Wait, YOU killed my parents! *holds up two pictures with stab-holes in them*
What? No. I think the body count remains deep within the pages of a Barbie coloring book.
Oh. You're fine then.
Only if you believe in Voodoo.
How dare you! I may be badly drawn, but pictures still have feelings.
You are a masterpiece, not a picture. Duh.
But I'm so badly drawn...I hardly have two dimensions! *cries*
In my mind you are a masterpiece. *comforts*
*sniff* Thanks...I guess I'm just...abstract!
You can't? *Looks up from knife and picture* Pshh, I knew that...
First pounding a cake, then pounding a blonde classmate, where will it end?
Probably with pounding your mom.
natch.
...is it lame that I had to google that?
You keep loving your nephew, while I keep hating him.
Needless to say, I hope you die OP
F U
*Stabs OP with a Mud Pie Mojo* I guess you GOTTA HAVE IT!
F U
i was concieved... right around april 11
That was, like, sooo two posts ago.
Hmm that's funny. That's right around the time I hit puberty.
I love how everyone is guesstimating their dates of conception, but nobody is actually asking their parents when they were conceived...
I could probably care less when I was conceived.
I'm with you, 100%.
Yea all I know is Daddy got a little careless and knocked up mommy and here I am. That's all I really care about.
"Hey Mom, when do you and dad fuck without protection?"
Exactly. Gonna go ask Grandma about that too.
That territory is off-limits.
Why, exactly?
It's just an awkward topic.
Everyone has sex.
I love the word guesstimating.
I am so sick of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana hate....
Maybe once she actually does something worthwhile, people will stop hating her. Maybe.
Don't get me wrong, I hate her, but they need to get some originality.
I am sick from these racid cheese balls.
Yumm...cheese balls
You made me hate Cold Stone a little less, OP.
I hate Cold Stone. Made me sick.
Me too.
Was he serious... Cause if so, I'd look into getting him a CAT scan or somethin'...
OK so if so many kids really "hate" Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, then why is she making so much money, selling so much music, etc? The Miley bashing is getting so old. It isn't even average.
these posts are getting old. we all now know that the "future generation" does NOT like miley cyrus. I disagree, but if it makes you stop posting these posts, i will disregard the argument..
You might wanna get this kid checked out or something...a 6 year old shouldn't be screaming about killing someone o.0
haha, in australia we call cold stone "cold rock" and its exactly the same, but our logo is a blue uluru :P
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