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Today, I read a MLIA about birthdays that are nine months after valentines day. I laughed. Then I realized I was born on November 14. That's nine months exactly. I stopped laughing. MLIA
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[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
mine is in 3 days!
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
happy early!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
thank you!
 
[ - ]  OctoPieGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mine's ON Valentine's Day. Suck it.
 
[ - ]  mental16Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mines three days after Valentines Day! D: I guess you win
 
[ - ]  mental16Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I meant six days after o.o
 
[ - ]  Kitkatrockz2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
awesomeness!!! mental16 and i have the same b-day! my is also on 20
 
[ - ]  IsThisReallyAverageGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Happy early birthday :)
 
[ - ]  lalalaKristennnGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mine's en tres dias, tambien! (:
 
[ - ]  Stephanie927Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Haha mines tmrw so freaking exited
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
*Sigh* Stupid.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
Another post that is a disappointment.
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I am disappointed with the the lack of gingle-ness.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
These aren't even good.
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Silencio, old man.
 
[ - ]  raspburry15Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*an MLIA
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
Fuck me running, this is a repeat! Fuck you, OP!
 
[ - ]  DormskiezGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
The new thing is to write MLIAs about other MLIAs? So fucking annoying already.
 
[ - ]  xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
isn't pregnancy 40 weeks long? so wouldn't it be ten months?? i've never been quite sure...
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 3Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago
Nine months... What are you, twelve?
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Not even. Most kids know that by age, like, 8.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Point taken. Yo, xxxin_a_tizzlexxx, are you eight or something?
 
[ - ]  xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
isn't there four weeks in a month (give or take a few days) so 40 divided by 4 would be 10, wouldn't it?? i don't see where i'm going wrong here!
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
There's roughly 4.5 weeks in a month. Now do your math.
 
[ - ]  schnauzerluver26Good: 4Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
"isn't there four weeks..." ?????? I SPY SUBJECT-VERB DISAGREEMENT!
 
[ - ]  greenweed14Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
actually the sane mechaniac is somewhat right, the only month that has exactly 4 weeks in it is february, the rest have 2-3 days more so it adds in a nine month period a range from 18-27 days so it would be 9 months and in fact not 10, but if every month was february, you would be correct
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 4Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago
Yea it actually it isn't nine months it's like ten. So OP you're fucking stupid for posting that.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I hate you all. It's nine months or there about. Trust me, I know.
 
[ - ]  xxxin_a_tizzlexxxGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
thank you, i'm glad i'm not the only person who gets that!
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*facepalm and gives up*
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
It's 38 weeks from conception, usually. Which is slightly longer than 9 months, though closer to 9 than it is 10.
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Yea I'm sticking with the ten month thing. Some kids are born earlier or later. It's not exactly ten or nine months.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
Ok, I can't wait until you get scorned by all of society!
 
[ - ]  sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Umm. It doesn't matter if kids are born early or late. 40 weeks is still approximately 9 months, no matter how you slice it.
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
How do you figure? There are 4 weeks in a month. 4 x 10 = 40.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
OP could be a preemie.
 
[ - ]  soo1029310Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
i was supposed to be born in november. so was my brother. -___-
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 11Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I was supposed to be born in a ribbon tree with shoe monks.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I missed you!
 
[ - ]  LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was supposed to be born a week or so earlier. I wish I had been, because that would have been a Friday the 13th. In November.
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was supposed to be born in late-ish March, but ended up being 3 weeks. Yay for mid-April birthdays! ^.^
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Or late April birthdays. *gives high-five*
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Or April 18th! *high fives self*
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOOO!!!!! :D
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
NO FUCKING WAY! *jumps up and down with capnspiffy*
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
!!!!!!! *birthday geeking out*
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*throws birthday party*
 
[ - ]  capnspiffyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
:3
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I have... *counts on fingers* 36 more days.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I have 25 more days.
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
March 5th?
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mine's seven days after March 5th.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
March 12th?
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yay for people born in March!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Partyyyyy.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Yup!
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
PICES FTW.
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yes ma'am.
 
[ - ]  TheSaneManiacGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Oh yeah, cause you know, you're born exactly nine months after you're conceived. Stupid stupid stupids!
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
More like 40 weeks...Which is about 10 months.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 8Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Your parents boned on V-Day. Get over it. *Stabs OP with Valentine's chalk candy that says "Thinking of U"*
 
[ - ]  iamthatgirlGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
*shoves a ton of cahlk candy down OP's throat*
 
[ - ]  KitSnicketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
LMFAO! I love you :)
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I know.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...It seems I have competition with the whole loving you thing.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
There's enough stabbing to go around.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago
I didn't laugh in the first place.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
...Ew. EWEWEWEWEW. My brother's birthday is this date. *gags*
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Weird. My brother's birthday isn't that date...WAIT! THAT'S MY COUSINS BIRTHDAY!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Weird, my brother's birthday isn't that date either...
 
[ - ]  tjbailey08Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Weird, I don't have a brother...
 
[ - ]  mental16Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
My brother's burfdeh is on the day after Christmas. His ex's was on Christmas O:
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hey, so is mine!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...I know. *touches*
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Hey, need any help with that?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...Mebbeh.
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I need a definite answer here!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
...YES! *sobs* I'm sorry!
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Better. *starts touching KW*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Oh baby, oh baby.
 
[ - ]  TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
My brother's birthday is on your birthday.
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, your parents had SEX! Multiple times! :D
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
I'm watching a House episode that's about Cuddy. What's wrong with this picture?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Cuddy does not own a house.
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
But House owns Cuddy! *audience laughter*
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
DATE RAPE AD!!!!
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
where I come from, date rape is frowned upon.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
STRAW FILLED FRIEND? IS THAT YOU??
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
MR. POTATO HEAD!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIND THE CAPS-LOCK CURE!
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
OKAY! JUST DOWN THIS BOTTLE OF DRAINO AND DO THE MACARANA!
 
[ - ]  TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*DOES THAT* HEY! IT DIDN'T WORK! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO DO IT COVERED IN HONEY AND CAT HAIR?!?
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Time to break out my platforms! Jungle Boogey, dun dun dun, dun dun dun .
 
[ - ]  shoeshineronenickelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Heheh.
 
[ - ]  mam08Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Ya... no one is born exactly on their due date. And the doctors make educated guesses as to when you were concieved and they aren't always on the spot accurate... so I'm pretty sure you would have been concieved before Valentines day.
 
[ - ]  agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Some people are born on their due dates.
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's true. The medical world can very accurately predict a due date. There are extenuating circumstances that can change a due date (rate of development due to outside factors, such as the mother's diet) but a good number of people (especially now) are born on their due date.
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was suppose to be born on December 24. I was a month early.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Were you okay?!
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
No, I died.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
*GASP!*
 
[ - ]  ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yes, you are married to a dead person!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
You're married to a zombie!
 
[ - ]  breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was born when they said I would be.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I was supposed to be born on my mom's birthday. I was 10 days late.
 
[ - ]  Sgt_FoleyGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago
RAMIREZ, POINT OUT THAT THE BEING BORN 9 MONTHS AFTER VALENTINES DAY DOESN'T MATTER SINCE YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX EITHER WAY AND THAT THE DAY ISN'T IMPORTANT TO THE FACT THAT THEY GOT NASTY.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
RAMIREZ, THERE IS A PIECE OF CORN IN YOUR DIAPER!
 
[ - ]  Sgt_FoleyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
STAR, DAMN IT!
 
[ - ]  Sgt_FoleyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
STAR
 
[ - ]  nottieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That's my birthday, too! :D
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
Like, ehmahgawd girl, let's go bake a walnut farm and cradle it in our arms like a real baby.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I'm pretty sure I was conceived around Christmas.
 
[ - ]  plummGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
When I looked, this had 69 comments.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago
*please excuse this rant* FUCK HOMEWORK THIS FUCKING CHEMISTRY DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING BECAUSE MY FUCKING CLASS IS SO FUCKING FAR BEHIND AND NOW I HAVE THIS FUCKING TEST TOMORROW ON SOME FUCKED UP MATERIAL THAT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. *end rant*
 
[ - ]  CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Peedle!
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Feeling better?
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Yeah, a little I guess. I found a birthday buddy, so that was fun.
 
[ - ]  badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Ah good. Have a cookie! *hands fresh baked cookie*
 
[ - ]  attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago
Ha ha! I gotta SNOW DAY tomorrow!
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Okay. Now I have to eat...And I just got on...*grumbles* But we're havin' nachos!
 
[ - ]  vivalamelodyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
i like nachos.
 
[ - ]  highstaminaftwGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
I posted the same because my birthday is November 14th. Didn't know it was a repeat. o.o
 
[ - ]  KariNekoChuGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Lmao :DD Nov. 14th is my birthday too! Yay for Scorpios! XDD
 
[ - ]  ItsAlishaBabesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Woo :D
 
[ - ]  RachelPachelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Not to be a stickler here and this may be waaaaay too much tmi, but it also depends a LOT on your mom's cycle! Anytime you calculate a due date or conception date, you have to factor in the date of her last period. :/ Also, it's very, very rarely EXACTLY 9 months, down to the day. If one month is 4 1/2 weeks, and the next is 4 1/2 weeks, just those two add up to a whole extra week. So, sorry! Your science maths is off. Not that is really changes the point. People get freaky on Valentine's Day. Your parents are boinked, whether you like it or not. In fact, they're probably still boinking on a regular basis!
 
[ - ]  kara1359Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY
 
[ - ]  ItsGinevraGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mine is November 10th, but I was a week and a half early, so I know how you feel, lol
 
[ - ]  crazyysmileshanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
my birthday is november 14th too! i read this and thought wow story of my life right there. this always comes up in conversation for some reason and im always the one that everyone laughs at :/ haha
 
[ - ]  AsLongAsYoureMineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
O_o That's my big brother's birthday. Huh.
 
[ - ]  mickeyfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mine's in September, so I can laugh at you guys all I want and I won't be guilty. ^^
 
[ - ]  autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mine's the 13th. My mother told me I think too much when I realized my conception was on such the holiday I despise.
 
[ - ]  ilrmperryGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
my birthday is 14th too!! bwahaha.
 
[ - ]  cosmiccloveeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
If you were conceived on valentines day you're birthday or the date you were due would most likely be November 3rd or 4th. I added it up as my due date was November 3rd & was conceived on the 13th Feb
 
[ - ]  Kitkatrockz2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
its disturbing that u know that...
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Wrong! If your birthday is November 3, you would have been conceived on or around January 3.
 
[ - ]  AllyRose39Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
11th of November. O_O I did not need to realise this.
 
[ - ]  olivecami101Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
That's my bday too! virtual high-5!!!
 
[ - ]  OceanLove72Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Mines November 18. I believe some things,such as this, does not need to be realised.
 
[ - ]  YargyBlargyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
OMG! I'm an early November baby, too! That means that I was more than likely conceived in February! Too cool.
 
[ - ]  My_Life_Is_Actually_AverageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Me too. My birthday in November 21st, and guess what! I was a week late. Happy Valentine's Day Mom and Dad!
 
[ - ]  My_Life_Is_Actually_AverageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Sorry. I just failed miserably. Excuse my fail please. I'm not an early November birthday. I'm late November. I'm just stupid, please forgive me.
 
[ - ]  Kitkatrockz2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
omg omg omg! pple have birthdays! no way! what an amazing concept! wow i do love sarcasam...! but not to be a black sheep here i was born in febuary, my due date was valentines day but i was born 6 days later..!
 
[ - ]  ItsAlishaBabesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
Woooooooo :) Mines 14th November too :D x
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Keep laughing. It actually takes 10 months to grow a baby. If you were born on November 14, your parents would have conceived you on January 14. It's very confusing, but think about it this way: fetuses are fully developed at 40 weeks. How many weeks per month? 4. That makes 10 months. Babies are born at the *end* of the 9th month. (Don't believe me? I'm a medical anthropologist. I spent five years studying human growth and development. I know I'm right.)
 
[ - ]  tulip27Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OK, I am willing to admit a mistake here. I stand by my believe that it is not exactly 9 months, but it is also not exactly 10 months. I looked at my notes again (I know, I'm putting way too much thought into this...) and I calculated that, if you were to conceive a child on February 14, it's due date would be on or around November 22.
 
[ - ]  TinaTemptationGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
THATS MINE TOO! lol i was reading this and laughed at u, then felt quite stupid!!! lol...awesome
 
[ - ]  jryan89Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
november 15...
 
[ - ]  thecocodoesntgointheoven8Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
March 17th anyone?
 
[ - ]  KatieNZGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ME TOOOOO! Hahhaha
 

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