Today, I read a MLIA about birthdays that are nine months after valentines day. I laughed. Then I realized I was born on November 14. That's nine months exactly. I stopped laughing. MLIA
mine is in 3 days!
happy early!
thank you!
Mine's ON Valentine's Day. Suck it.
Mines three days after Valentines Day! D: I guess you win
I meant six days after o.o
awesomeness!!! mental16 and i have the same b-day! my is also on 20
Happy early birthday :)
Mine's en tres dias, tambien!
(:
Haha mines tmrw so freaking exited
*Sigh* Stupid.
Another post that is a disappointment.
I am disappointed with the the lack of gingle-ness.
These aren't even good.
Silencio, old man.
*an MLIA
Fuck me running, this is a repeat! Fuck you, OP!
The new thing is to write MLIAs about other MLIAs? So fucking annoying already.
isn't pregnancy 40 weeks long? so wouldn't it be ten months?? i've never been quite sure...
Nine months... What are you, twelve?
Not even. Most kids know that by age, like, 8.
Point taken. Yo, xxxin_a_tizzlexxx, are you eight or something?
isn't there four weeks in a month (give or take a few days) so 40 divided by 4 would be 10, wouldn't it?? i don't see where i'm going wrong here!
There's roughly 4.5 weeks in a month. Now do your math.
"isn't there four weeks..." ?????? I SPY SUBJECT-VERB DISAGREEMENT!
actually the sane mechaniac is somewhat right, the only month that has exactly 4 weeks in it is february, the rest have 2-3 days more so it adds in a nine month period a range from 18-27 days so it would be 9 months and in fact not 10, but if every month was february, you would be correct
Yea it actually it isn't nine months it's like ten. So OP you're fucking stupid for posting that.
I hate you all. It's nine months or there about. Trust me, I know.
thank you, i'm glad i'm not the only person who gets that!
*facepalm and gives up*
It's 38 weeks from conception, usually. Which is slightly longer than 9 months, though closer to 9 than it is 10.
Yea I'm sticking with the ten month thing. Some kids are born earlier or later. It's not exactly ten or nine months.
Ok, I can't wait until you get scorned by all of society!
Umm. It doesn't matter if kids are born early or late. 40 weeks is still approximately 9 months, no matter how you slice it.
How do you figure? There are 4 weeks in a month. 4 x 10 = 40.
OP could be a preemie.
i was supposed to be born in november. so was my brother. -___-
I was supposed to be born in a ribbon tree with shoe monks.
I missed you!
I was supposed to be born a week or so earlier. I wish I had been, because that would have been a Friday the 13th. In November.
I was supposed to be born in late-ish March, but ended up being 3 weeks. Yay for mid-April birthdays! ^.^
Or late April birthdays. *gives high-five*
Or April 18th! *high fives self*
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOOO!!!!! :D
NO FUCKING WAY! *jumps up and down with capnspiffy*
!!!!!!! *birthday geeking out*
*throws birthday party*
:3
I have... *counts on fingers* 36 more days.
I have 25 more days.
March 5th?
Mine's seven days after March 5th.
March 12th?
Yay for people born in March!
Partyyyyy.
Yup!
PICES FTW.
Yes ma'am.
Oh yeah, cause you know, you're born exactly nine months after you're conceived. Stupid stupid stupids!
More like 40 weeks...Which is about 10 months.
Your parents boned on V-Day. Get over it. *Stabs OP with Valentine's chalk candy that says "Thinking of U"*
*shoves a ton of cahlk candy down OP's throat*
LMFAO! I love you :)
I know.
...It seems I have competition with the whole loving you thing.
There's enough stabbing to go around.
I didn't laugh in the first place.
...Ew. EWEWEWEWEW. My brother's birthday is this date. *gags*
Weird. My brother's birthday isn't that date...WAIT! THAT'S MY COUSINS BIRTHDAY!
Weird, my brother's birthday isn't that date either...
Weird, I don't have a brother...
My brother's burfdeh is on the day after Christmas. His ex's was on Christmas O:
Hey, so is mine!
...I know. *touches*
Hey, need any help with that?
...Mebbeh.
I need a definite answer here!
...YES! *sobs* I'm sorry!
Better. *starts touching KW*
Oh baby, oh baby.
My brother's birthday is on your birthday.
Haha, your parents had SEX! Multiple times! :D
I'm watching a House episode that's about Cuddy. What's wrong with this picture?
Cuddy does not own a house.
But House owns Cuddy! *audience laughter*
DATE RAPE AD!!!!
where I come from, date rape is frowned upon.
STRAW FILLED FRIEND? IS THAT YOU??
MR. POTATO HEAD!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIND THE CAPS-LOCK CURE!
OKAY! JUST DOWN THIS BOTTLE OF DRAINO AND DO THE MACARANA!
*DOES THAT* HEY! IT DIDN'T WORK! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO DO IT COVERED IN HONEY AND CAT HAIR?!?
Time to break out my platforms! Jungle Boogey, dun dun dun, dun dun dun .
Heheh.
Ya... no one is born exactly on their due date. And the doctors make educated guesses as to when you were concieved and they aren't always on the spot accurate... so I'm pretty sure you would have been concieved before Valentines day.
Some people are born on their due dates.
It's true. The medical world can very accurately predict a due date. There are extenuating circumstances that can change a due date (rate of development due to outside factors, such as the mother's diet) but a good number of people (especially now) are born on their due date.
I was suppose to be born on December 24. I was a month early.
Were you okay?!
No, I died.
*GASP!*
Yes, you are married to a dead person!
You're married to a zombie!
I was born when they said I would be.
I was supposed to be born on my mom's birthday. I was 10 days late.
RAMIREZ, POINT OUT THAT THE BEING BORN 9 MONTHS AFTER VALENTINES DAY DOESN'T MATTER SINCE YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX EITHER WAY AND THAT THE DAY ISN'T IMPORTANT TO THE FACT THAT THEY GOT NASTY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!
RAMIREZ, THERE IS A PIECE OF CORN IN YOUR DIAPER!
STAR, DAMN IT!
STAR
That's my birthday, too! :D
Like, ehmahgawd girl, let's go bake a walnut farm and cradle it in our arms like a real baby.
I'm pretty sure I was conceived around Christmas.
When I looked, this had 69 comments.
*please excuse this rant* FUCK HOMEWORK THIS FUCKING CHEMISTRY DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING BECAUSE MY FUCKING CLASS IS SO FUCKING FAR BEHIND AND NOW I HAVE THIS FUCKING TEST TOMORROW ON SOME FUCKED UP MATERIAL THAT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. *end rant*
Peedle!
Feeling better?
Yeah, a little I guess. I found a birthday buddy, so that was fun.
Ah good. Have a cookie! *hands fresh baked cookie*
Ha ha! I gotta SNOW DAY tomorrow!
Okay. Now I have to eat...And I just got on...*grumbles* But we're havin' nachos!
i like nachos.
I posted the same because my birthday is November 14th. Didn't know it was a repeat. o.o
Lmao :DD Nov. 14th is my birthday too! Yay for Scorpios! XDD
Woo :D
Not to be a stickler here and this may be waaaaay too much tmi, but it also depends a LOT on your mom's cycle! Anytime you calculate a due date or conception date, you have to factor in the date of her last period. :/
Also, it's very, very rarely EXACTLY 9 months, down to the day. If one month is 4 1/2 weeks, and the next is 4 1/2 weeks, just those two add up to a whole extra week. So, sorry! Your science maths is off.
Not that is really changes the point. People get freaky on Valentine's Day. Your parents are boinked, whether you like it or not. In fact, they're probably still boinking on a regular basis!
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Mine is November 10th, but I was a week and a half early, so I know how you feel, lol
my birthday is november 14th too! i read this and thought wow story of my life right there. this always comes up in conversation for some reason and im always the one that everyone laughs at :/ haha
O_o That's my big brother's birthday. Huh.
Mine's in September, so I can laugh at you guys all I want and I won't be guilty. ^^
Mine's the 13th. My mother told me I think too much when I realized my conception was on such the holiday I despise.
my birthday is 14th too!! bwahaha.
If you were conceived on valentines day you're birthday or the date you were due would most likely be November 3rd or 4th. I added it up as my due date was November 3rd & was conceived on the 13th Feb
its disturbing that u know that...
Wrong! If your birthday is November 3, you would have been conceived on or around January 3.
11th of November. O_O I did not need to realise this.
That's my bday too! virtual high-5!!!
Mines November 18. I believe some things,such as this, does not need to be realised.
OMG! I'm an early November baby, too! That means that I was more than likely conceived in February! Too cool.
Me too. My birthday in November 21st, and guess what! I was a week late. Happy Valentine's Day Mom and Dad!
Sorry. I just failed miserably. Excuse my fail please. I'm not an early November birthday. I'm late November. I'm just stupid, please forgive me.
omg omg omg! pple have birthdays! no way! what an amazing concept! wow i do love sarcasam...! but not to be a black sheep here i was born in febuary, my due date was valentines day but i was born 6 days later..!
Woooooooo :) Mines 14th November too :D x
Keep laughing. It actually takes 10 months to grow a baby. If you were born on November 14, your parents would have conceived you on January 14. It's very confusing, but think about it this way: fetuses are fully developed at 40 weeks. How many weeks per month? 4. That makes 10 months. Babies are born at the *end* of the 9th month. (Don't believe me? I'm a medical anthropologist. I spent five years studying human growth and development. I know I'm right.)
OK, I am willing to admit a mistake here. I stand by my believe that it is not exactly 9 months, but it is also not exactly 10 months. I looked at my notes again (I know, I'm putting way too much thought into this...) and I calculated that, if you were to conceive a child on February 14, it's due date would be on or around November 22.
THATS MINE TOO! lol i was reading this and laughed at u, then felt quite stupid!!! lol...awesome
november 15...
March 17th anyone?
ME TOOOOO! Hahhaha
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