Today I was walking past two people, a guy and a girl, and I heard them talking. The guy said something, and the girl said "I have a boyfriend." The guys said "I have two goldfish." The girl looked confused and said "What?" then the guys said "Oh.. I thought we were naming things that don't matter." I walked by again to high five this guy. The girl's face was priceless, especially seeing as its my girlfriend. MLIA.
The girl's face was coverd in lint.
*covered
Today, I read a story on MLIA that was funny, but also complete bull shit. FML.
this is from texts from last night. it might've actually happened but i doubt it was his girlfriend
yeah i actually just read that post on tfnl
*looks guilty* I just yessed it and it got submitted. I was trying to get a new post.
*tsks*
She should dump your ass and never talk to your friend again.
You know what would be great? SHORT AND SWEET SUBMISSIONS.
This is actually pretty funny. But it's not average, so shame on you OP.
Are you serious? The girl's face was worth millions!
imagine what he could do with it! he could donate her to a museum!
Of course! Quick, let's go kidnap her!
but will they take the face while it's still connected to her?? should i bring my butter knife with me??
That's a very good question. Perhaps we should take her whole to the museum, but bring your butter knife just in case.
How great. MLIA posts with bad pick-up lines. Awesome.
A high five AND a priceless face? What is this world coming to? Annnnnd they didn't even use the right form of "its". It should be "it's" or "it is."
gramer is extremly important
i hope that was on purpose.
..what was on purpoise?
*covers eyes* If I do not see it, it does not exist...
I-I don't exist?
*peeks out from behind fingers* I see you! You exist. :D
Phew. I was getting worried there.
*Stabs KW when she isn't looking*
Wha'cha stabbin' me with there, boy-o?
Pervert says...
Toast?
Yes.
i had a dream about you last night. but really, i did. just that you were on here and i was reading your posts...haha...i cant help my subconsciousness
...Erm...I don't know how to feel about this.
im sorry. ill try to not do it again
Nah, you're okay. It's just...odd. Not as bad as a dream you could have had, though. I'm slightly flattered, though.
='D im glad you accept me for who i am
*long, low whistle* Whoa...
that reminded me of rabies.
... Saw it one TV. *singsongs* Some one doesn't have his own funny stories to tell.
*sings alone, but out of tune*
Awww, shoot. That should be along, not alone. I don't think I'm alone... *looks around*
You walked by your girlfriend without saying anything? Then only went back to hi-five the guy? Things that don't matter, indeed. Lol.
Wait. How did the one guy turn into multiple guys?
Plasma jelly.
Why of course.
Wait. In the beginning, there is one guy. In the middle, there are multiple. Then at the end there's one again? FAIL.
You are confusing me.
way 2 go!
So anyone else hear that apparently Megan Fox is a tranny? I'm not sure I believe that.
Some kid just texted me and said he wants to "play a game" Should I be worried?
I have never had fish as pets.
I have. They all died.
How sad. :(
We got 3 fish at the end of January and 1 is left that will die... *sad face* :(
One of my brother's fish ate the other fish...
You stole this from Texts From Last Night. DIE.
I've heard this pick-up line before.
youre gf is a person not an it!
ROFLMFAO.
LMFAO.
LMFAO.
LMFAO.
LMFAO.
LMFAO.
WIN.
I read this on TWI(Texts while in intoxicated, which is a copy from "texts from last night"), so I call fake.
Why are you referring to your girlfriend as an "it?"
Goldfish are unimportant... I think not!>(
just so everyone knows, this is from texts from last night, so you're not original.
Actually, I heard a comedian say the same joke a couple years ago (except the stupid high-five part), so even texts from last night isn't original
aw really? damnit tfln i hate fakes
heard this line millions of times from millions of dumbasses. unoriginal.
This is complete BS. Saw it on TFLN earlier. Good try.
Even if it isn't original it still made me laugh, which is why I read MLIA. So thank you :)
Dane cook said it, in My Best Friends girl. A movie I'd rather not revisit...
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