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Today, I was talking to my mom and she told me that on the 100th day of kindergarten we were asked what we would do with 100 dollars. Instead of the standard answer of toys, cars, or houses I said I would buy my mom pajamas so she wouldn't have to sleep naked. It was put in the school newsletter. MLIA

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[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Um, wow.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

HEY! Guys, now lets sing "I'm a Boss"!!!

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 10Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

No. *slaps*

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yay!

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Well the first thing I do is TALK TO CORPORATE (like a boss)

[ - ] KennyCaseyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

EAT A BAGEL!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

APPROVE MEMOS (like a boss)

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

LEAD A WORKSHOP (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (like a boss)

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

DIRECT WORKFLOW (like a boss)

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

DIRECT WORK FLOW.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

GET REJECTED! (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

MY OWN BATHROOM (like a boss)

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

MICROMANAGE (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

PROMOTE SYNERGY (like a boss)

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

HIT ON DEBORAH (like a boss) GET REJECTED (like a boss)

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

SWALLOW SADNESS (like a boss)

[ - ] mirfish3Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

CRY DEEPLY

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Approve memos (like a boss)

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

CRY DEEPLY! ( like a boss)

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

uhhhhh *whistle and walk away awkwardly*

[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No! Come back here!

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

wowwers!

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

5!

[ - ] ThirdEnigmaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Why would you know that?...

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

doesn't everyone know that?

[ - ] ThirdEnigmaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

If I knew my mom slept naked, I would have repressed that memory.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Because he/she knew how single moms make money.

[ - ] raspburry15Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

She must be so proud.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Um... I feel awkward.

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 171 year, 12 months ago

techsmartly.net/freePS3.php <--- win

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 151 year, 12 months ago

and no im not advertising this website is just awesome, and made of win

[ - ] munchyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

LIES there is no WIN on that site!

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

so you went to it? xD

[ - ] InvisibleBehindMyPencilGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

as a side note i set this site to my brothers homepage... hilarious

[ - ] CrazyFlyinMonkeysGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? --Calvin and Hobbes

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I miss the YouMomJokeGuy. What happened to him?

[ - ] bellanoche335Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I ate him *burp* Excuse me!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Wasn't he on a few days ago? Or am I just imagining things again?

[ - ] HannhaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i'm pretty sure he was on yesterday

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

he went on to cleaner jokes

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 131 year, 12 months ago

he went on to cleaner jokes

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 121 year, 12 months ago

he went on to cleaner jokes

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

What a waste of money.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I know! You can buy pajamas for way less than $100.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

All I read was "sleep naked". I think I'll leave it at that, and not spoil the post.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's already spoiled by the time "sleep naked" rolls around.

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I didn't read it. Just perused over it.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

"Instead of the standard answer of toys, cars, or -> houses <-" What is this I don't even.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This is a post.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Wheres the new post?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

On a website.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

By a K-Dubs.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Tru fax. (Did I use that right?)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

YES! *applauds*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

This is a comment.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

By Mobs.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

This is a post. A what? A post. This is a post, oh yes. *passes post and receives a fork* This is a fork. A what? A fork. This is a fork, oh yes.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*feels special because of goods*

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

/monocle.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I like it when your mom sleeps naked.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*touches*

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yourself?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...Mebbeh.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well, that's my job!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Oh, really?

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes, really!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No way!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yes way!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's not the only thing OP's mom does naked...

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

My mom showers naked.

[ - ] nellibelly54Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Eww your mom's gross.

[ - ] nironan12Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Radda radda radda. XD

[ - ] NooneknowsNowGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Schnitzel such language!

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm scared. Why hasn't there been a new post???

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

So, does anyone know where MLIA goes when she leaves?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

The bathroom. Everyone's gotta let their waste out somewhere.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think this post killed all other posts.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Why do you assume MLIA is female?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*makes shit up* It's kinda like Mother Nature.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

What else could she be?

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

A male. Or an it.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Don't forget bisexual!

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 1Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago

POLL: Who here thinks Emma Watson is sexy?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

You should be on AverageWizard.

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

It's a "yes" or "no" question. Not that hard.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No, I'm a heterosexual girl.

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not me.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Don't say that! How'd you like it if I asked everyone if they thought Robert Pattinson was sexy?

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I would not comment because I am a male and do not have opinions about the appearance of other males...

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm not sure I believe that.

[ - ] Mister_PotterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm not sure why you wouldn't.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Well, I'm a female and I think Katy Perry is hot...and Megan Fox.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

See? Everyone's got a little gay opinion in them...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Megan Fox. *pants*

[ - ] agirllikeannabelleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...I'd tap that.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I wouldn't.

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...twice?

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*run out of sight and into a tunnel

[ - ] Ninjaraybay09Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*call friends to pick me up and bring me to Vegas where............

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

i go to the belagio and...

[ - ] randomnesssssGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

1.7!!!

[ - ] SarahLuvsMLIAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NO! 1.8!!!

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