Today, I was talking to my mom and she told me that on the 100th day of kindergarten we were asked what we would do with 100 dollars. Instead of the standard answer of toys, cars, or houses I said I would buy my mom pajamas so she wouldn't have to sleep naked. It was put in the school newsletter. MLIA
Um, wow.
HEY! Guys, now lets sing "I'm a Boss"!!!
No. *slaps*
Yay!
Well the first thing I do is TALK TO CORPORATE (like a boss)
EAT A BAGEL!
APPROVE MEMOS (like a boss)
LEAD A WORKSHOP (like a boss)
REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (like a boss)
DIRECT WORKFLOW (like a boss)
DIRECT WORK FLOW.
GET REJECTED! (like a boss)
MY OWN BATHROOM (like a boss)
MICROMANAGE (like a boss)
PROMOTE SYNERGY (like a boss)
HIT ON DEBORAH (like a boss) GET REJECTED (like a boss)
SWALLOW SADNESS (like a boss)
CRY DEEPLY
Approve memos (like a boss)
CRY DEEPLY! ( like a boss)
uhhhhh *whistle and walk away awkwardly*
No! Come back here!
wowwers!
5!
Why would you know that?...
doesn't everyone know that?
If I knew my mom slept naked, I would have repressed that memory.
Because he/she knew how single moms make money.
She must be so proud.
Um... I feel awkward.
LIES there is no WIN on that site!
so you went to it? xD
as a side note i set this site to my brothers homepage... hilarious
How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? --Calvin and Hobbes
I miss the YouMomJokeGuy. What happened to him?
I ate him *burp* Excuse me!
Wasn't he on a few days ago? Or am I just imagining things again?
i'm pretty sure he was on yesterday
he went on to cleaner jokes
What a waste of money.
I know! You can buy pajamas for way less than $100.
All I read was "sleep naked". I think I'll leave it at that, and not spoil the post.
It's already spoiled by the time "sleep naked" rolls around.
I didn't read it. Just perused over it.
"Instead of the standard answer of toys, cars, or -> houses <-" What is this I don't even.
This is a post.
Wheres the new post?
On a website.
By a K-Dubs.
Tru fax. (Did I use that right?)
YES! *applauds*
This is a comment.
By Mobs.
This is a post. A what? A post. This is a post, oh yes. *passes post and receives a fork* This is a fork. A what? A fork. This is a fork, oh yes.
*feels special because of goods*
/monocle.
I like it when your mom sleeps naked.
*touches*
Yourself?
...Mebbeh.
Well, that's my job!
Oh, really?
Yes, really!
No way!
Yes way!
That's not the only thing OP's mom does naked...
My mom showers naked.
Eww your mom's gross.
Radda radda radda. XD
Schnitzel such language!
I'm scared. Why hasn't there been a new post???
So, does anyone know where MLIA goes when she leaves?
The bathroom. Everyone's gotta let their waste out somewhere.
I think this post killed all other posts.
Why do you assume MLIA is female?
*makes shit up* It's kinda like Mother Nature.
What else could she be?
A male. Or an it.
Don't forget bisexual!
You should be on AverageWizard.
It's a "yes" or "no" question. Not that hard.
No, I'm a heterosexual girl.
Not me.
Don't say that! How'd you like it if I asked everyone if they thought Robert Pattinson was sexy?
I would not comment because I am a male and do not have opinions about the appearance of other males...
I'm not sure I believe that.
I'm not sure why you wouldn't.
Well, I'm a female and I think Katy Perry is hot...and Megan Fox.
See? Everyone's got a little gay opinion in them...
Megan Fox. *pants*
...I'd tap that.
I wouldn't.
...twice?
*run out of sight and into a tunnel
*call friends to pick me up and bring me to Vegas where............
i go to the belagio and...
1.7!!!
NO! 1.8!!!
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