MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today while at Meijer's, the lady in front of me's total came out to $111.11. She then proceeded to high five the checkout man, and call her husband to tell him she had a story that would finally make it to MLIA. MLIA.

#667001 Comments: 28 Votes: average 5456meh 641Share

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

And now it made it here. Now leave.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

GO!

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*Runs* I'm gonna win!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Run, Tic-tock, Run!

[ - ] Tick-tockGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*Catches breath* Okay. I can still make it! *Keeps running* Oh my God! The finish line! *Passes*

[ - ] KitSnicketGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*Runs faster, then remembers I'm not athletic and faints*

[ - ] terminoobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Holy shit, cliche overload. *melts down*

[ - ] Jester868Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

NOOOO!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! YOU STOLE HER STORY!!!!!...and you made terminoob meltdown.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Gah proceeded!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

No, by the time she got home, she'd realize it's a dumbass post and forget about it.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

If only OP had been so clever.

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

If only's and just's were candies and nuts...

[ - ] oolila123Good: 12Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

But now you selfish jerk beat her...how she gonna feel bout it

[ - ] oolila123Good: 5Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago

But now you selfish jerk beat her...how she gonna feel bout it

[ - ] SizackleGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Just because you make it happen to someone else in your post, doesn't mean it's any more believable.

[ - ] ChessaGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

MEIJER!! i miss meijer! so much cooler than walmart and target!

[ - ] jennacat96Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I know right??? I lived in Ohio for 9 years with Meijers everywhere, and now after moving west of the Mississippi, they are nowhere to be found :(

[ - ] ChessaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I'm from Michigan and going to school in Minnesota, I miss Meijer almost as much as I miss my family!

[ - ] 2sinkityGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I miss Meijer too! I moved to the west coast and life just isn't the same!

[ - ] the_random_monkeyGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S STORIES!?!?! YOU SUCK!!!!!

[ - ] averagedonkeyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

This never happened and you know it. If it did, it's definitely not average. gg.

[ - ] AlauraNGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

11:11 is a hoax

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Goodness. Steal somebody's else's MLIA would you?

[ - ] labrat1vGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

And you STOLE IT? Way to go.

[ - ] splitspiritGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

You stole it? >:( WELL DONE OP FOR TAKING HER GLORY/CHANCE AWAY FROM HER!! D:<

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