Today while at Meijer's, the lady in front of me's total came out to $111.11. She then proceeded to high five the checkout man, and call her husband to tell him she had a story that would finally make it to MLIA. MLIA.
And now it made it here. Now leave.
3!
2!
1!
GO!
*Runs* I'm gonna win!
Run, Tic-tock, Run!
*Catches breath* Okay. I can still make it! *Keeps running* Oh my God! The finish line! *Passes*
*Runs faster, then remembers I'm not athletic and faints*
Holy shit, cliche overload. *melts down*
NOOOO!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! YOU STOLE HER STORY!!!!!...and you made terminoob meltdown.
Gah proceeded!
No, by the time she got home, she'd realize it's a dumbass post and forget about it.
If only OP had been so clever.
If only's and just's were candies and nuts...
But now you selfish jerk beat her...how she gonna feel bout it
But now you selfish jerk beat her...how she gonna feel bout it
Just because you make it happen to someone else in your post, doesn't mean it's any more believable.
MEIJER!! i miss meijer! so much cooler than walmart and target!
I know right??? I lived in Ohio for 9 years with Meijers everywhere, and now after moving west of the Mississippi, they are nowhere to be found :(
I'm from Michigan and going to school in Minnesota, I miss Meijer almost as much as I miss my family!
I miss Meijer too! I moved to the west coast and life just isn't the same!
STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S STORIES!?!?! YOU SUCK!!!!!
This never happened and you know it.
If it did, it's definitely not average. gg.
11:11 is a hoax
Goodness. Steal somebody's else's MLIA would you?
And you STOLE IT? Way to go.
You stole it? >:( WELL DONE OP FOR TAKING HER GLORY/CHANCE AWAY FROM HER!! D:<
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