One of my co-workers was complaining today at work about having to work on Christmas Eve. She said no one works on Christmas Eve. I turned to her and simply said Santa Claus does. MLIA
Yea, so no one works on Christmas Eve.
What are you implying?!
Whatever you think I'm implying.
Are you sure you want to do that?
what?! Santas not real?! *cries softly*
Estas diciendo que Santa Claus no es real! * jadeo *
WHAT?!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!
I translate. "Are you saying Santa is not real! * Gasp *"
Je ne parler pas l'espagnol.
Mi hablo aleman
I speak it!
Eso no es espanol, noob americano.
Are-o you-o speaking-a Spanola?
N idiota. Estoy hablando en chino. (!)
He gets the rest of the year off, though. Bad example.
First one I thought of...
And he's dangerously overweight. Great guy, bad example.
I bet he has diabetes
Cookies from every house in the world...yeah I bet he does
hey, if my secret identity is already exposed... 3!
oh my! keep it a secret!
but my birthday is on thursday! and i like birthdays!
ZOMG IT'S YOU!
its true. it is.
Poor Santa, but he gets lots of vacation.
I'm back.
Thanks for the update.
Your welcome. It was specifically for you.
Thank you. It means a lot. How have you been doing?
Well, I left MLIA earlier to do my homework...but I still didn't do it. You?
Yeah, do you have a twitter? I NEED THESE UPDATES.
Rawr
I love you too.
yay(:
workday:1 time off:364
Santa is also a Nazi. Is your co-worker one as well?
No.
You don't have a Nazi co-worker? Hah!
FSCL.
Fucking Santa Claus Lol?
I did that.
Did you jingle his bells, too?
FSC
I hate to break it to everyone, but... he's not real! The Lucky Charms leprechaun, that is.
*breaks down in tears* HE WAS MY IDOL! *sniff* Well... At least I still have Toucan Sam...
DX meanie! you ruined my dreams of finding him!!
First i find out santas not real and now the lucky charms leprechaun isnt?! Life is unfair...
i know right? fml
I worked on Christmas Eve. Dick.
Where do you work?
Dunkin' Donuts.
*gasp* I love Dunkin' Donuts!!!
Krispy Kreme PWNS Dunkin' Donuts.
True dat.
Krispy Kreme Challenge!!!
Do you get free donuts atleast?
You guys are open on Christmas Eve? I wish I'd known that back in December.
Santa? *glistens with happiness*
I knew he existed!
im too young to work...otherwise..id work at dunkin donuts(:
'...and she took that as a perfectly acceptable answer. MLIA'
She... did...
She... did...
She... did...
Maybe it's only his elves. I don't think he's delivering presents at 10pm on Christmas Eve.
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