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Today, my school went in lockdown. We were told to go to our homerooms immediately and get our lockers searched. Why? Someone stole a fire extinguisher. MLIA

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[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ummmm...why?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

ohh... wait... whoops...

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Secret identity exposed!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

sshhhh!!! don't tell!!

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ok *pinkie promises*

[ - ] munchyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

This happened at my school, except over a can of coke.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Sure it did.

[ - ] CircafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's boring. Make me poop my pants next time.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Here. Have some chocolate.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*spikes Circafan's water with laxatives*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I will give you exploding diarrhea.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

eeewww, virtual boyfriend.

[ - ] ThirdEnigmaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I did that once, they didn't notice for a week.

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

that's not cool, what if there had been a fire?

[ - ] ThirdEnigmaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

There was another one right next to it.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Then ThirdEnigma would grab the extinguisher, put out the fire, and be a hero.

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ah I see.

[ - ] ThirdEnigmaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That was actually the plan...

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Not the kind of post I was hoping for. At least it's a new one! *settles down in new post*

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I guess we just have to learn to live with horrid posts.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm PRETTY sure a "lockdown" is when there's an extreme emergency, ie; bomb threat, murderer, rapist, nuclear melt-down, rabid animal loose in the school...

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Yeah your right, but when they do lock down drills, they search lockers. Or at least at my school...

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Yeah your right, but when they do lock down drills, they search lockers. Or at least at my school...

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Yeah your right, but when they do lock down drills, they search lockers. Or at least at my school...

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

sorry I didn't think it posted, so i clicked the button a whole bunch.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

We dont bother with lockdowns in England, but we are solid.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That's funny, because they always seem to have a lockdown when I'm visiting.

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Your life is average? You stole it!!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Stabs OP with fire extinguisher*

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*points at iStabber* You stole it! Thief!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Stabs letters* It's not polite to point!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*dies from stab wound*

[ - ] munchyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*contemplates how you can stab someone with a fire extinguisher*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's very simple, really.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

STOP!

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

HAMMER TIME

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Collaborate. Listen.

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

lol I like my MC hammer reference better. It's more average.

[ - ] xautoGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

woah! my school had a lockdown today too! coincidence? i think not!

[ - ] munchyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I say that you sir, have just made a below average post.

[ - ] TheBaddingFairyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

The person who stole the fire extinguisher was going on a mad rampage around the school. Pssh.

[ - ] VoxPopuliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

xD I had the same thing happen at my school, except someone left a sticky note in the hallway that said "I HAVE A BOMB"

[ - ] ShamWoahsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

That tends to raise suspiction...

[ - ] DevocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

No way! This totally happened at my old high school. I wasn't there, but was shocked that the school over reacted about a fire extinguisher!

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