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Today, my school went in lockdown. We were told to go to our homerooms immediately and get our lockers searched. Why? Someone stole a fire extinguisher. MLIA
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AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ummmm...why?
 
mmbb9964 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
3
 
mmbb9964 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ohh... wait... whoops...
 
lmaonaise Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Secret identity exposed!
 
mmbb9964 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
sshhhh!!! don't tell!!
 
lmaonaise Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ok *pinkie promises*
 
munchy Good: 1 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This happened at my school, except over a can of coke.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 1 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sure it did.
 
Circafan Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's boring. Make me poop my pants next time.
 
Mobile Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Here. Have some chocolate.
 
TheScareCrow Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*spikes Circafan's water with laxatives*
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I will give you exploding diarrhea.
 
mmbb9964 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
eeewww, virtual boyfriend.
 
ThirdEnigma Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I did that once, they didn't notice for a week.
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that's not cool, what if there had been a fire?
 
ThirdEnigma Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There was another one right next to it.
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Then ThirdEnigma would grab the extinguisher, put out the fire, and be a hero.
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ah I see.
 
ThirdEnigma Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That was actually the plan...
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Not the kind of post I was hoping for. At least it's a new one! *settles down in new post*
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I guess we just have to learn to live with horrid posts.
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm PRETTY sure a "lockdown" is when there's an extreme emergency, ie; bomb threat, murderer, rapist, nuclear melt-down, rabid animal loose in the school...
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah your right, but when they do lock down drills, they search lockers. Or at least at my school...
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah your right, but when they do lock down drills, they search lockers. Or at least at my school...
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 2 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah your right, but when they do lock down drills, they search lockers. Or at least at my school...
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
sorry I didn't think it posted, so i clicked the button a whole bunch.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 0 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Fail.
 
lmaonaise Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We dont bother with lockdowns in England, but we are solid.
 
TheScareCrow Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's funny, because they always seem to have a lockdown when I'm visiting.
 
ARANDOM Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Your life is average? You stole it!!
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Stabs OP with fire extinguisher*
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*points at iStabber* You stole it! Thief!
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Stabs letters* It's not polite to point!
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*dies from stab wound*
 
munchy Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*contemplates how you can stab someone with a fire extinguisher*
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's very simple, really.
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
STOP!
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAMMER TIME
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Collaborate. Listen.
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol I like my MC hammer reference better. It's more average.
 
xauto Good: 0 Bad: 3 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
woah! my school had a lockdown today too! coincidence? i think not!
 
munchy Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I say that you sir, have just made a below average post.
 
TheBaddingFairy Good: 0 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The person who stole the fire extinguisher was going on a mad rampage around the school. Pssh.
 
VoxPopuli Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
xD I had the same thing happen at my school, except someone left a sticky note in the hallway that said "I HAVE A BOMB"
 
ShamWoahs Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That tends to raise suspiction...
 
Devoc Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No way! This totally happened at my old high school. I wasn't there, but was shocked that the school over reacted about a fire extinguisher!
 

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