MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 9Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

And no MLIA again!

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 6Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

Oh my gosh that always bothers me SO MUCH. It's like, if you have the time to write on this website I'm pretty sure you can add the name of it.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 4Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

A veces, cuando puedo enviar una entrada, me olvide de poner el MLIA. No odio. No odio.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

Cats!

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

Rawr!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

YAY!

[ - ] catlover5Good: 3Bad: 91 year, 12 months ago

Why is everyone being badded?

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

English?

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

I can speak English, I just like to type in Spanish :)

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

*abandons post*

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 3Bad: 151 year, 12 months ago

*abandons post*

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 5Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago

double post fail *bads self*

[ - ] mmclarencecoltonGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago

Esta bien. No creo que es necesario para escribirlo siempre. Todo de nosotros sabemos donde estamos.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 2Bad: 81 year, 12 months ago

Te invito a un fiesta en mis pantalones.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Eso ser�torpe.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

mis disculpas! Eso seria torpe.

[ - ] mmclarencecoltonGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Lo siento, tus pantalones estan demasiado pequenos.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 2Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

O tal vez algo mas es demasiado pequeno.

[ - ] catlover5Good: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Que quiere decir para siempre?

[ - ] DelusionCafeGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

*Clicking noises*

[ - ] catlover5Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Why do you click at me?

[ - ] mmclarencecoltonGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Es que quieri sugerir. hehehe ;)

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

huh?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

Because it is not average! *Stabs OP with missing MLIA*

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

I like you. Now please, don't stab me.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

*Thinks about this. Doesn't stab* Everybody gets one no-stab request.

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

Oh noes! Badding terrorists are attacking! Take cover!

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

*helps istab stab the OP*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

*Stabs muzicluver in the eye* I need no help! And the way you spelled music and lover irks me.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

*applauds iStabber* Don't stab me!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

I hate it when people spell "lover" "luva" or "lova." It just sounds gross. Luva.

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

dont forget l0va.

[ - ] DelusionCafeGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Wanna be my lubber bby? ;D

[ - ] peaceprincessGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Stay away from my initial twin!

[ - ] badlydrawnboyGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

It looks like it'd sound like "loova".

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 2Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Stop stabbing me!

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Someone already has a user name similar to this. You ain't original, bud.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

*Pins OP against the wall and repeated stabs in the throat and eyes*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

*repeatedly

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

Ouch.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 111 year, 12 months ago

Ouch.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 6Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago

You wouldn't be able to hear it, then. And where the FUCK is the MLIA? What site are we on, huh? Is this myspace? NOOOO, IT'S MLIA, YOU DUMB IGNORANT IDIOT. Sorry, I had to scream at something.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 12 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

choo

[ - ] AJandersonGood: 4Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Bless thou.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

It is alright. You scream to get through these. I stab. We all have our ways.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

*stabs iStabber* That felt amazing...

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I also sex. *sexes Stabz up*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

*Stabs HXP... with penis*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Hot.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Is it getting hot in here... or is it just you?

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

It's me. I radiate.

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

sure you do....*pats your hwps back* what ever helps you sleep at night

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Iz gettin' hot in hurrrr, so take off all yo clothes.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

You're pissing me off. Please shut up.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

I meant muzicn00b.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Obviously. There's no way you could be mad at me. Unless, it's because I bailed after we finished.

[ - ] CynicalGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

If you were yelling you shoulda used "!!!!!!".

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

I left my punctuation for the imagination.

[ - ] writtenXXsinsGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Basically the OP is saying: instead of wasting my time making my ring tone cough like a cough or something I put it on silent. Der.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

Der? Otay I see naoo! As if I didn't see it before..

[ - ] writtenXXsinsGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Der like duh(idunno I do that). & I was Just saying.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

SO you're meaning to say it can cough like something other than a cough.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

You lost a period there OP. You might want to check that out.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

I raped OP. Guess I'm a daddy!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

I lost the game there, Bela. You might want to check that out.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

*Stabs reply fail and time limit*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

The game?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

GOD DAMN YOU!!

[ - ] GirlsNotGrey13Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Why must you post about the game?! I just lost.

[ - ] canadian-anonymooseGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Congratulations! Although I can't, for the life of me, imagine why anyone would want anything to do with an OP.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Hey! Not nice!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Have you chosen a name yet? I'm thinking Mariah-Lisa Isabel Anderson

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Either noone got my joke or noone found it funny :( *goes to cry in the corner*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I... got it... I just didn't have anything to add to it... Sorry I'm not quick witted...

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Hey, you shouldn't be sorry at all ;) I just found it a little odd that noone commented nor rated on that post, since I expected SOME response at least. Guess not...

[ - ] GirlsNotGrey13Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

It's "no one", 2 words. sorry, it irks me.

[ - ] Sk8ynatGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

could be a boy, Michael Lloyd Isaac Anderson?

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

hello(:

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Helloo my fwend! Anything going on?

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Sorry.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

You should be!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Wow...

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Someone stole your ending!!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

*returns the stolen ending* I... I... couldn't help myself! It's just not average!

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

aww.. Take it, and throw it at OP!

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

No!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

...I kind of like this one...

[ - ] StripedyPolkaDotsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

...me too.

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I think i do too... maybe

[ - ] iRule2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... As do I.

[ - ] dragonslayer1907Good: 0Bad: 101 year, 12 months ago

Gosh! I personally like the pencil writing. Plus if you set your phone to silent, then you can't hear it ring. Your classmates are genious

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Learn to spell genius. Then you can become one too.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Need some ice, ds, for that BURN?!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

No, but while you're up, can you get me some more water? Thanks, you're a doll.

[ - ] PeanutButtaSammyTimeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

But the OP, in fact, is an idiot

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

No...

[ - ] PeanutButtaSammyTimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

wooooooooooahhh! sorry man! didn't see you there!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I... put mine on vibrate... not that it matters... no one ever calls me...

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I'll call you! Then you can put your vibrating phone in your pants to receive pleasure.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I get calls and texts from telemarketers. I rather have no one call me.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I get calls from these random people who ask me if I'm Janice.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

MWHAHAHHAHAHA

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

JANICE?!?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR YEARS!! Did you get the bread yet?

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I get threatening calls from the IRS. Some douchebag gave them a fake number, and that number turned out to be mine. My dad had to keep calling them back because they thought I was lying when I told them I had no idea what they were talking about...

[ - ] BewussteinslageGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I get texts all the time. In class. From my mother. Who is 51. And I like. Typing in incomplete. Sentences.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Was I the only one that read "1" as "I" and thought OP was crazy?

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

HAHAH Me too!

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 12 months ago

HAHAH Me too!

[ - ] iamtinkerbellGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

Sorry I didn't mean to post this twice my computer was going really slow and I clicked twice.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

HAHAH Me too!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Triple fail.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

Reading fail.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

OP is crazy tho.

[ - ] _TheOP_Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

No...

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

*plays some light jazz on the piano*

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

*gets drunk and pukes in the piano*

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

*gets hungry and eats the piano*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 12 months ago

Mmmm... puke covered piano... delish

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

*sings along with the puking*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

*sprays some light jizz on the piano player*

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

*doesnt particapate in acts*

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

*endeavours with jazz*

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 6Bad: 61 year, 12 months ago

I leave my phone turned off and in my locker.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

That's pretty badass.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 12 months ago

You know it.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

I'm sorry I badded you. I just like being the person who puts that 4th bad that causes messages to be covered up. It makes me feel powerful.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm sure everyone likes having the power to banish comments to the abyss.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Ah, but I was not sent into the badding abyss.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

i want a new post! i want a new post!

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Me too, me too.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I want a girlfriend! I want a girlfriend! And I want you to capitalize your I's!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! And I wouldn't mind a boyfriend, either...

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Want to date [!]

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

totally, dude <3

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*Makeout with mmbb *

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

*slowly drops trousers*

[ - ] DelusionCafeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

I want YOU. To join.

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

uuuhh... I used to keep my phone in my purse on silent, but then today i got a satuday detention so I'm not going to do that anymore. My stupid phone is janky so it went off in class *cries a little bit*

[ - ] PandakoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

By far the worst is the mosquito sound. Everybody but the teacher can hear it

[ - ] iRule2012Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

IKR!!! It is Soooo annoying, and the teachers have no idea what's going on! We could all be staring directly at the persons phone, but the teacher doesn't hear it or do anything!

[ - ] lakelover97Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

but if your phone is on silent then you dont know when you have texts... unless you look at it a lot but then the teacher notices...

[ - ] ccbmoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

Pretty average. Most people do put their phones on silent.

[ - ] lilmisstrixterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

thats a good idea...

[ - ] shanster89Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

if it's on silent then you can't hear it when it goes off. I don't think OP understands the reasons why his/her douche classmates changed their ringtones to blend in.

[ - ] heartinmliaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

This is average. I put my phone on silent. If it wasn't missing the MLIA at the end it would have been a great post.

[ - ] craftypantsGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I never understand these. Why the hell would you even bring your cell phone to class? What call or text are you expecting that's so friggin important it can't wait until school's out?

[ - ] JibunhimeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Then how will you know when you get a text?

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