MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I found out the various ways that the kids in my class used to disguise their phones ringing: 7 kids made theirs sound like coughing, 3 made theirs sound like the rattling of the air conditioning, and 1 even recorded himself writing so it would sound like he was taking notes if his phone went off. I set my phone to silent
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abbcccabbccc Good: 9 Bad: 9 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And no MLIA again!
 
iamtinkerbell Good: 5 Bad: 9 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh my gosh that always bothers me SO MUCH. It's like, if you have the time to write on this website I'm pretty sure you can add the name of it.
 
catlover5 Good: 4 Bad: 9 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A veces, cuando puedo enviar una entrada, me olvide de poner el MLIA. No odio. No odio.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Cats!
 
catlover5 Good: 1 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Rawr!
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
YAY!
 
catlover5 Good: 3 Bad: 8 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why is everyone being badded?
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
English?
 
catlover5 Good: 1 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I can speak English, I just like to type in Spanish :)
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*abandons post*
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 3 Bad: 15 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*abandons post*
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 5 Bad: 8 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
double post fail *bads self*
 
mmclarencecolton Good: 2 Bad: 8 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Esta bien. No creo que es necesario para escribirlo siempre. Todo de nosotros sabemos donde estamos.
 
howxprofound Good: 2 Bad: 8 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Te invito a un fiesta en mis pantalones.
 
catlover5 Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Eso ser�torpe.
 
catlover5 Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
mis disculpas! Eso seria torpe.
 
mmclarencecolton Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Lo siento, tus pantalones estan demasiado pequenos.
 
catlover5 Good: 2 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
O tal vez algo mas es demasiado pequeno.
 
catlover5 Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Que quiere decir para siempre?
 
DelusionCafe Good: 2 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Clicking noises*
 
catlover5 Good: 0 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why do you click at me?
 
mmclarencecolton Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Es que quieri sugerir. hehehe ;)
 
lilmisstrixter Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
huh?
 
iStabber Good: 1 Bad: 7 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Because it is not average! *Stabs OP with missing MLIA*
 
AJanderson Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like you. Now please, don't stab me.
 
iStabber Good: 1 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Thinks about this. Doesn't stab* Everybody gets one no-stab request.
 
AJanderson Good: 1 Bad: 7 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh noes! Badding terrorists are attacking! Take cover!
 
muzicluver411 Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*helps istab stab the OP*
 
iStabber Good: 3 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Stabs muzicluver in the eye* I need no help! And the way you spelled music and lover irks me.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 1 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*applauds iStabber* Don't stab me!
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 2 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I hate it when people spell "lover" "luva" or "lova." It just sounds gross. Luva.
 
peaceprincess Good: 1 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
dont forget l0va.
 
DelusionCafe Good: 3 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wanna be my lubber bby? ;D
 
peaceprincess Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Stay away from my initial twin!
 
badlydrawnboy Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It looks like it'd sound like "loova".
 
_TheOP_ Good: 2 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Stop stabbing me!
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Someone already has a user name similar to this. You ain't original, bud.
 
iStabber Good: 1 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Pins OP against the wall and repeated stabs in the throat and eyes*
 
iStabber Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*repeatedly
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ouch.
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 11 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ouch.
 
howxprofound Good: 6 Bad: 10 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You wouldn't be able to hear it, then. And where the FUCK is the MLIA? What site are we on, huh? Is this myspace? NOOOO, IT'S MLIA, YOU DUMB IGNORANT IDIOT. Sorry, I had to scream at something.
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 1 Bad: 7 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 5 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
choo
 
AJanderson Good: 4 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Bless thou.
 
iStabber Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It is alright. You scream to get through these. I stab. We all have our ways.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*stabs iStabber* That felt amazing...
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I also sex. *sexes Stabz up*
 
iStabber Good: 4 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Stabs HXP... with penis*
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hot.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Is it getting hot in here... or is it just you?
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's me. I radiate.
 
muzicluver411 Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
sure you do....*pats your hwps back* what ever helps you sleep at night
 
iStabber Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Iz gettin' hot in hurrrr, so take off all yo clothes.
 
howxprofound Good: 3 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're pissing me off. Please shut up.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off.
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I meant muzicn00b.
 
iStabber Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Obviously. There's no way you could be mad at me. Unless, it's because I bailed after we finished.
 
Cynical Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If you were yelling you shoulda used "!!!!!!".
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I left my punctuation for the imagination.
 
writtenXXsins Good: 4 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Basically the OP is saying: instead of wasting my time making my ring tone cough like a cough or something I put it on silent. Der.
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Der? Otay I see naoo! As if I didn't see it before..
 
writtenXXsins Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Der like duh(idunno I do that). & I was Just saying.
 
Text_on_the_screen Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
SO you're meaning to say it can cough like something other than a cough.
 
BelaLugosi Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You lost a period there OP. You might want to check that out.
 
howxprofound Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I raped OP. Guess I'm a daddy!
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I lost the game there, Bela. You might want to check that out.
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Stabs reply fail and time limit*
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The game?
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 1 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GOD DAMN YOU!!
 
GirlsNotGrey13 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why must you post about the game?! I just lost.
 
canadian-anonymoose Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Congratulations! Although I can't, for the life of me, imagine why anyone would want anything to do with an OP.
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey! Not nice!
 
BelaLugosi Good: 5 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Have you chosen a name yet? I'm thinking Mariah-Lisa Isabel Anderson
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Either noone got my joke or noone found it funny :( *goes to cry in the corner*
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I... got it... I just didn't have anything to add to it... Sorry I'm not quick witted...
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hey, you shouldn't be sorry at all ;) I just found it a little odd that noone commented nor rated on that post, since I expected SOME response at least. Guess not...
 
GirlsNotGrey13 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's "no one", 2 words. sorry, it irks me.
 
Sk8ynat Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
could be a boy, Michael Lloyd Isaac Anderson?
 
muzicluver411 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hello(:
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Helloo my fwend! Anything going on?
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sorry.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You should be!
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wow...
 
ARANDOM Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Someone stole your ending!!
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*returns the stolen ending* I... I... couldn't help myself! It's just not average!
 
ARANDOM Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
aww.. Take it, and throw it at OP!
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No!
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 5 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...I kind of like this one...
 
StripedyPolkaDots Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...me too.
 
penny_for_your_thoughts Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think i do too... maybe
 
iRule2012 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
... As do I.
 
dragonslayer1907 Good: 0 Bad: 10 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Gosh! I personally like the pencil writing. Plus if you set your phone to silent, then you can't hear it ring. Your classmates are genious
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Learn to spell genius. Then you can become one too.
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Need some ice, ds, for that BURN?!
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No, but while you're up, can you get me some more water? Thanks, you're a doll.
 
PeanutButtaSammyTime Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But the OP, in fact, is an idiot
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No...
 
PeanutButtaSammyTime Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wooooooooooahhh! sorry man! didn't see you there!
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 5 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I... put mine on vibrate... not that it matters... no one ever calls me...
 
howxprofound Good: 4 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'll call you! Then you can put your vibrating phone in your pants to receive pleasure.
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I get calls and texts from telemarketers. I rather have no one call me.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I get calls from these random people who ask me if I'm Janice.
 
howxprofound Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
MWHAHAHHAHAHA
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
JANICE?!?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR YEARS!! Did you get the bread yet?
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I get threatening calls from the IRS. Some douchebag gave them a fake number, and that number turned out to be mine. My dad had to keep calling them back because they thought I was lying when I told them I had no idea what they were talking about...
 
Bewussteinslage Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I get texts all the time. In class. From my mother. Who is 51. And I like. Typing in incomplete. Sentences.
 
terminoob Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Was I the only one that read "1" as "I" and thought OP was crazy?
 
iamtinkerbell Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAHAH Me too!
 
iamtinkerbell Good: 1 Bad: 5 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAHAH Me too!
 
iamtinkerbell Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Sorry I didn't mean to post this twice my computer was going really slow and I clicked twice.
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAHAH Me too!
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Triple fail.
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Reading fail.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP is crazy tho.
 
_TheOP_ Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No...
 
lmaonaise Good: 3 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*plays some light jazz on the piano*
 
howxprofound Good: 5 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*gets drunk and pukes in the piano*
 
ARANDOM Good: 3 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*gets hungry and eats the piano*
 
PERFECTLYpar Good: 1 Bad: 4 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Mmmm... puke covered piano... delish
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 2 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*sings along with the puking*
 
iStabber Good: 2 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*sprays some light jizz on the piano player*
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*doesnt particapate in acts*
 
lmaonaise Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*endeavours with jazz*
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 6 Bad: 6 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I leave my phone turned off and in my locker.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That's pretty badass.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know it.
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sorry I badded you. I just like being the person who puts that 4th bad that causes messages to be covered up. It makes me feel powerful.
 
iStabber Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sure everyone likes having the power to banish comments to the abyss.
 
GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ah, but I was not sent into the badding abyss.
 
mmbb9964 Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i want a new post! i want a new post!
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Me too, me too.
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I want a girlfriend! I want a girlfriend! And I want you to capitalize your I's!
 
mmbb9964 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! And I wouldn't mind a boyfriend, either...
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Want to date [!]
 
mmbb9964 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
totally, dude <3
 
ShakeNBake24 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*Makeout with mmbb *
 
lmaonaise Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*slowly drops trousers*
 
DelusionCafe Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I want YOU. To join.
 
penny_for_your_thoughts Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
uuuhh... I used to keep my phone in my purse on silent, but then today i got a satuday detention so I'm not going to do that anymore. My stupid phone is janky so it went off in class *cries a little bit*
 
Pandako Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
By far the worst is the mosquito sound. Everybody but the teacher can hear it
 
iRule2012 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
IKR!!! It is Soooo annoying, and the teachers have no idea what's going on! We could all be staring directly at the persons phone, but the teacher doesn't hear it or do anything!
 
lakelover97 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
but if your phone is on silent then you dont know when you have texts... unless you look at it a lot but then the teacher notices...
 
ccbmore Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Pretty average. Most people do put their phones on silent.
 
lilmisstrixter Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thats a good idea...
 
shanster89 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
if it's on silent then you can't hear it when it goes off. I don't think OP understands the reasons why his/her douche classmates changed their ringtones to blend in.
 
heartinmlia Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is average. I put my phone on silent. If it wasn't missing the MLIA at the end it would have been a great post.
 
craftypants Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I never understand these. Why the hell would you even bring your cell phone to class? What call or text are you expecting that's so friggin important it can't wait until school's out?
 
Jibunhime Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Then how will you know when you get a text?
 
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