MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was reading MLIA and saw several posts about the Google/Yahoo war, so I went and tried it. I typed "I kicked..." into both. Yahoo gave "I kicked a squirrel." Google gave "I kicked burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot." Nice try Yahoo, but Google wins yet again.

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[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Ow. D:

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

The war is over!

[ - ] KennyCaseyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

These posts are from months ago. :P MLIA is being slow. :( *cries*

[ - ] whynot406Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

THE WAR IS OVER!

[ - ] Devils_AdvocateGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

M.E.H.

[ - ] howxprofoundGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Take the MLIA outta your ass, you moron.

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

And here I was, wondering who would win.

[ - ] PeanutButtaSammyTimeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

hmmm...it seems we're still waiting on the results

[ - ] YouAreAnItch642Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I'm so tired of seeing the words "google" and "yahoo" on this website.

[ - ] booyahanchoviepasteGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

IN my opinion the yahoo google thing never gets old.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I will stick my foot so far up your ass, the water in my knee will quench your thirst!

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Major Pain!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

You will stab the OP... with your foot?

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Thats totally a line in a movie!

[ - ] ObliviousToTheObviousGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

OP, go fuck yourself.

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Oh, did it happen to be the Bes.t Day. Ever. ?

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Best.*

[ - ] muzicluver411Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*wacks my self in the head*

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*hands V8*

[ - ] canadian-anonymooseGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

There should be a filter on MLIA that automatically disallows any post with the words 'Google' or 'Yahoo' in them.

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I agree completly! I mean that would get rid of Mystery Google posts too! It all works out perfectly!

[ - ] penny_for_your_thoughtsGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

Can we just start voting no for these Google/Yahoo battle posts? please...

[ - ] Squid_surferGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

MOOOOOOOO!

[ - ] AverageRaWr_o7Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

milk?

[ - ] izabelle_rulesxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

i know. it is just starting to annoy me. everyone knows that google is epic and will always win and is the closest thing to magic and *take bi breath* has awesome appearel and totally takes over the internet and has all the smarties working for it duuhhh so people can just stop writing about it just to get the same results GOSH

[ - ] dumdiddleGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I'm so goddamn sick of these Google vs. Yahoo posts! Everyone apparently seems to think that Google wins so just drop it!

[ - ] emperortuxGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

The real winner is Bing.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

ASK JEEVES, MOTHERFUCKER!

[ - ] extraordinarilynormalGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

no MLIA. and also- these posts are extremely annoying. we all know google wins. since when is that even a question?

[ - ] qwyrxianGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

not only are these posts lame, they don't even work--i get "i kicked a squirrel" on both google and yahoo.

[ - ] amzwiz87Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I just typed I kicked on google and a squirrel came up. I say this story is BS.

[ - ] MistyRyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

it is BS... i only get i kicked a smurf... not even the weird squirrel one...

[ - ] BringTheRainn999Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Thought this story was over....well might as well go fuck a tree OP.

[ - ] CozypupGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

GOOGLE FTW!!! but we also know who else should of won...COLTS!!!

[ - ] TDMGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

i got "i kicked the arab, i stepped on his head." yikes.

[ - ] whynot406Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I typed that into Google, but I got "I kicked Luis Guzman in the face." GOOGLE WINS! Also, Yahoo admitted defeat a long time ago.

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