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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I was reading MLIA and saw several posts about the Google/Yahoo war, so I went and tried it. I typed "I kicked..." into both. Yahoo gave "I kicked a squirrel." Google gave "I kicked burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot." Nice try Yahoo, but Google wins yet again.
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Squid_surfer Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ow. D:
 
BelaLugosi Good: 3 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The war is over!
 
KennyCasey Good: 2 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
These posts are from months ago. :P MLIA is being slow. :( *cries*
 
whynot406 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
THE WAR IS OVER!
 
Devils_Advocate Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
M.E.H.
 
howxprofound Good: 5 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Take the MLIA outta your ass, you moron.
 
abbcccabbccc Good: 4 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And here I was, wondering who would win.
 
PeanutButtaSammyTime Good: 0 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hmmm...it seems we're still waiting on the results
 
YouAreAnItch642 Good: 3 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm so tired of seeing the words "google" and "yahoo" on this website.
 
booyahanchoviepaste Good: 0 Bad: 4 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
IN my opinion the yahoo google thing never gets old.
 
iStabber Good: 2 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I will stick my foot so far up your ass, the water in my knee will quench your thirst!
 
penny_for_your_thoughts Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Major Pain!
 
BelaLugosi Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You will stab the OP... with your foot?
 
penny_for_your_thoughts Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thats totally a line in a movie!
 
ObliviousToTheObvious Good: 5 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OP, go fuck yourself.
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 2 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, did it happen to be the Bes.t Day. Ever. ?
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Best.*
 
muzicluver411 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*wacks my self in the head*
 
terminoob Good: 2 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*hands V8*
 
canadian-anonymoose Good: 7 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
There should be a filter on MLIA that automatically disallows any post with the words 'Google' or 'Yahoo' in them.
 
penny_for_your_thoughts Good: 4 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I agree completly! I mean that would get rid of Mystery Google posts too! It all works out perfectly!
 
penny_for_your_thoughts Good: 3 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Can we just start voting no for these Google/Yahoo battle posts? please...
 
Squid_surfer Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
MOOOOOOOO!
 
AverageRaWr_o7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
milk?
 
izabelle_rulesx Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i know. it is just starting to annoy me. everyone knows that google is epic and will always win and is the closest thing to magic and *take bi breath* has awesome appearel and totally takes over the internet and has all the smarties working for it duuhhh so people can just stop writing about it just to get the same results GOSH
 
dumdiddle Good: 0 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm so goddamn sick of these Google vs. Yahoo posts! Everyone apparently seems to think that Google wins so just drop it!
 
emperortux Good: 2 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The real winner is Bing.
 
terminoob Good: 3 Bad: 2 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ASK JEEVES, MOTHERFUCKER!
 
extraordinarilynormal Good: 1 Bad: 1 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
no MLIA. and also- these posts are extremely annoying. we all know google wins. since when is that even a question?
 
qwyrxian Good: 5 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
not only are these posts lame, they don't even work--i get "i kicked a squirrel" on both google and yahoo.
 
amzwiz87 Good: 2 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just typed I kicked on google and a squirrel came up. I say this story is BS.
 
MistyRy Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it is BS... i only get i kicked a smurf... not even the weird squirrel one...
 
BringTheRainn999 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thought this story was over....well might as well go fuck a tree OP.
 
Cozypup Good: 0 Bad: 2 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
GOOGLE FTW!!! but we also know who else should of won...COLTS!!!
 
TDM Good: 1 Bad: 0 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i got "i kicked the arab, i stepped on his head." yikes.
 
whynot406 Good: 0 Bad: 0 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I typed that into Google, but I got "I kicked Luis Guzman in the face." GOOGLE WINS! Also, Yahoo admitted defeat a long time ago.
 

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